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'''Runolfio Peeper ''' is the Poet Laureate of the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. To date, he is the only Poet Laureate in Blaseball. There is some uncertainty about who, exactly, Peeper is. Most people are familiar with the Runolfio Peeper who attends nearly every Crabs game, watching quietly from the left field bleachers. This Runolfio Peeper is well known in the Baltimore community--proudly Mexican-American, a former municipal bus driver, and an addiction-recovery counselor. He is often seen scribbling poems on napkins in the [[Crabitat]], which fans later picked up.
 
'''Runolfio Peeper ''' is the Poet Laureate of the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. To date, he is the only Poet Laureate in Blaseball. There is some uncertainty about who, exactly, Peeper is. Most people are familiar with the Runolfio Peeper who attends nearly every Crabs game, watching quietly from the left field bleachers. This Runolfio Peeper is well known in the Baltimore community--proudly Mexican-American, a former municipal bus driver, and an addiction-recovery counselor. He is often seen scribbling poems on napkins in the [[Crabitat]], which fans later picked up.
  
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When this Peeper was interviewed by the Baltimore Slun, the reporter mentioned Peeper's famous poem about [[Nora Perez]]. "That one is quite excellent," he said, "and I can say that modestly because I didn't write it." The reporter was confused, and asked who wrote the poem. "Why, it says right on the poem." Peeper replied. "Runolfio Peeper is the author."  
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When this Peeper was interviewed by the Baltimore Slun, the reporter mentioned Peeper's famous poem about [[Nora Perez/IF-66.804|Nora Perez]]. "That one is quite excellent," he said, "and I can say that modestly because I didn't write it." The reporter was confused, and asked who wrote the poem. "Why, it says right on the poem." Peeper replied. "Runolfio Peeper is the author."  
  
 
Others have pointed out that Peeper sometimes officially releases books of poems or appears in the newspapers, but at other times his poems are found on the ground (who knows how many have been lost to the Crabitat cleaning staff) and therefore the authorship of some the poems could be any fan who had a handy pen and napkin. "All of my favorite Runolfio Peeper poems are the ones that other people wrote." Peeper said during another interview.
 
Others have pointed out that Peeper sometimes officially releases books of poems or appears in the newspapers, but at other times his poems are found on the ground (who knows how many have been lost to the Crabitat cleaning staff) and therefore the authorship of some the poems could be any fan who had a handy pen and napkin. "All of my favorite Runolfio Peeper poems are the ones that other people wrote." Peeper said during another interview.
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Peeper poems honoring incincerated players:
 
Peeper poems honoring incincerated players:
  
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*[[Nora Perez]]
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*[[Nora Perez/IF-66.804|Nora Perez]]
 
*[[Combs Duende/IF-641.01|Combs Duende]]
 
*[[Combs Duende/IF-641.01|Combs Duende]]
 
*[[Tillman Henderson/IF-92.158|Tillman Henderson]]
 
*[[Tillman Henderson/IF-92.158|Tillman Henderson]]
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Peeper poems about current players:
 
Peeper poems about current players:
  
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*[[Tot Fox]]
 
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*[[Forrest Best/IF-90.31|Forrest Best]]
 
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*[[Nagomi Mcdaniel]]
 
 
*[[Kennedy Loser/IF-121.90|Kennedy Loser]]
 
*[[Kennedy Loser/IF-121.90|Kennedy Loser]]
 
*[[Pedro Davids/IF-121.90|Pedro Davids]]
 
*[[Pedro Davids/IF-121.90|Pedro Davids]]
 
*[[Silvaire Roadhouse/IF-49.288|Silvaire Roadhouse]]
 
*[[Silvaire Roadhouse/IF-49.288|Silvaire Roadhouse]]
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*[[Brock Forbes]]
 
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*[[Adalberto Tosser/IF-81.43|Adalberto Tosser]]
 
 
*[[Finn James/IF-5055.1|Finn James]]
 
*[[Finn James/IF-5055.1|Finn James]]
  
 
Peeper poems about former players:  
 
Peeper poems about former players:  
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*[[Sutton Dreamy]]
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*[[Montgomery Bullock]]
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*[[Winnie_Hess#In_Literature|Winnie Hess]]
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*[[PolkaDot_Patterson#In_Literature|PolkaDot Patterson]]
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*[[Valentine Games/IF-121.90|Valentine Games]]
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*[[Joshua_Watson#In_Literature|Joshua Watson]]
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*[[Holden_Stanton#In_Literature|Holden Stanton]]
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*[[Oliver_Notarobot#In_Literature|Oliver Notarobot]]
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*[[Tillman_Henderson/IF-90.31|Tillman Henderson]]
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*[[Axel_Trololol#In_Literature|Axel Trololol]]
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*[[Sutton_Dreamy/IF-90.38|Sutton Dreamy]]
 
*[[Baldwin Breadwinner/IF-9.231|Baldwin Breadwinner]]
 
*[[Baldwin Breadwinner/IF-9.231|Baldwin Breadwinner]]
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*[[Forrest Best/IF-90.31|Forrest Best]]
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*[[Alyssa Harrell/IF-89,991|Alyssa Harrell]]
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*[[Nagomi_Mcdaniel/IF-74.790#In_Literature|Nagomi Mcdaniel]]
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*[[Brock_Forbes#In_Literature|Brock Forbes]]
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*[[Chorby_Soul#Career_with_the_Baltimore_Crabs|Chorby Soul]]
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*[[Luis_Acevedo/IF-74.129#In_Literature|Luis Acevedo]]
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*[[Tot_Fox/IF-29.68#In_Literature|Tot Fox]]
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*[[Adalberto_Tosser/IF-81.43#In_Literature|Adalberto Tosser]]
 
*[[Evelton McBlase_II/IF-55.889|Evelton McBlase II]]
 
*[[Evelton McBlase_II/IF-55.889|Evelton McBlase II]]
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*[[Oliver Notarobot]]
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*[[Parker_Parra/IF-121.90#In_Literature|Parker Parra]]
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*[[Valentine Games/IF-121.90|Valentine Games]]
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*[[Montgomery_Bullock/IF-84.75#In_Literature|Montgomery Bullock]]
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*[[Winnie Hess]]
 
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*[[PolkaDot Patterson]]
 
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*[[Holden Stanton]]
 
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*[[Joshua Watson]]
 
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*[[Tillman_Henderson/IF-90.31|Tillman Henderson]]
 
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*[[Axel Trololol]]
 
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*[[Luis Acevedo]]
 
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*[[Parker Parra/IF-121.90|Parker Parra]]
 
  
 
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Latest revision as of 21:42, 22 November 2021

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Runolfio Peeper is the Poet Laureate of the Baltimore Crabs. To date, he is the only Poet Laureate in Blaseball. There is some uncertainty about who, exactly, Peeper is. Most people are familiar with the Runolfio Peeper who attends nearly every Crabs game, watching quietly from the left field bleachers. This Runolfio Peeper is well known in the Baltimore community--proudly Mexican-American, a former municipal bus driver, and an addiction-recovery counselor. He is often seen scribbling poems on napkins in the Crabitat, which fans later picked up.

When this Peeper was interviewed by the Baltimore Slun, the reporter mentioned Peeper's famous poem about Nora Perez. "That one is quite excellent," he said, "and I can say that modestly because I didn't write it." The reporter was confused, and asked who wrote the poem. "Why, it says right on the poem." Peeper replied. "Runolfio Peeper is the author."

Others have pointed out that Peeper sometimes officially releases books of poems or appears in the newspapers, but at other times his poems are found on the ground (who knows how many have been lost to the Crabitat cleaning staff) and therefore the authorship of some the poems could be any fan who had a handy pen and napkin. "All of my favorite Runolfio Peeper poems are the ones that other people wrote." Peeper said during another interview.


Peeper poems honoring incincerated players:

Peeper poems about current players:

Peeper poems about former players:


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