Finn James/IF-5055.1

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Finn James

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about James:

Finn James appears to be a curious fish
He joined us on a dark and gloomy day
Under circumstances none could ever wish
When rogue umps had set our Combs to fricassee

A batter, Finn could barely hit a grounder
But a blessing changed him to a pitching great
On the mound now, he is rarely seen to flounder
Facing fearsome hitters, he’s been known to skate

And the fact that he’s at home with teammates clawed
Makes us wonder if there is a Blaseball Cod.