Sutton Dreamy/IF-90.38

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Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about Dreamy:

She bats in beauty, like the flight
Of frozen ropes and deep hit flies,
Or line drives vanishing from sight,
Their trail reflected in her eyes,
Which enchant anyone who might
Espy this Crab, who we apprize.

Some visions seem hard to believe,
And seeing Sutton is to peep
Upon such heaven to deceive
A man to think they’d counted sheep.
For who but dreaming could achieve
These fantasies outside of sleep?