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{{Team|division=Lawful Evil|home_town=[[Hellmouth]], formerly the Moab desert|team_slogan=Stare Into the Sun|rival=Everyone (including God Himself,) except for the [[Hades Tigers]]|mascot=[[JEFF!]]|emoji=🌞|social media=[[https://twitter.com/hmouthsunbeams]]|social_media=[https://twitter.com/hmouthsunbeams @hmouthsunbeams]|friends=[[Hades Tigers]]|image1=Sunbeams.png|caption1=}}The '''Hellmouth Sunbeams''' are a professional [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki|Blaseball]] team based in [[Hellmouth]], Utah.  The Sunbeams compete in Blaseball as part of the Lawful Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of the [[Blaseball, The Internet Blaseball League Wiki|Blaseball League]] since Season 1, and also before.
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{{Team|division=Lawful Evil|home_town=[[Hellmouth]], formerly the Moab desert|team_slogan=Stare Into the Sun|rival=Everyone (including God Himself), except for the [[Hades Tigers]]|mascot=[[JEFF!]]|emoji=🌞|social media=[[https://twitter.com/hmouthsunbeams]]|social_media=[https://twitter.com/hmouthsunbeams @hmouthsunbeams]|friends=[[Hades Tigers]]|image1=Sunbeams.png|caption1=}}The '''Hellmouth Sunbeams''' are a professional [[Blaseball]] team based in [[Hellmouth]], Utah. They have been a part of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since [[Season 1]] and compete in the Lawful Evil division of the [[Evil League]].  
  
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The Sunbeam's position of favor and privilege with both [[The Sun]] and the forces of the Hellmouth itself  protected them from [[incineration]] during the first season of the [[Discipline Era]]. This protection has not continued past the initial season.
 
  
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== History ==
 
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=== Move to Hellmouth ===
 
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Prior to the opening of [[The Book of Blaseball|The Forbidden Book]], the Sunbeams were located in the Moab Desert. However, once The Book was opened, the desert, stadium, and team were all swallowed by [[Hellmouth]].
 
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Regarding the move, star rookie [[Alaynabella Hollywood]] said: "Well, honestly it really isn't any hotter than the ol' Moab was. I mean, sure, a lot more things are on fire, but that's a nice bonus."
 
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=== Incineration ===
 
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No Sunbeams players were incinerated during the first season of the Discipline Era. This led some fans to begin requesting that protection be lifted from "maybe a few of our pitchers" in hopes of a more skillful replacement. Perhaps out of spite, four-star batter [[Rhys Trombone]] was incinerated by a rogue umpire early in [[Season 3]]. Sun Loyalists have claimed this to not to be an [[incineration]] but an act of "divine alchemy" working on the very innards of the team. A popular belief is that the incineration of Trombone was part of a [[Sol|Coach Sol]] led tanking strategy to secure better draft picks. However, several other players have since been incinerated, and there hasn't yet been any sort of draft at all, leading to many questions raised as to the legitimacy of these claims. Loyalists respond, "I mean, maybe the sun isn't protecting us. Who really knows at this point?"
 
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== Rivalries ==
 
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=== Hades Tigers ===
 
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The Sunbeams do not currently officially recognize any non-rivals other than the [[Hades Tigers]], with whom the Sunbeams share what can only be described as the antithesis of a rivalry. Whenever the two teams play each other, fans cheer on the opposing team and can often be heard shouting "TIGERBEAMS!" This affinity is often attributed to the two teams having home cities located in similar environments - other teams tend to be uncomfortable in the extreme heat of the [[Hellmouth]] and [[Hades]].
 
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=== Seattle Garages ===
 
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The situation with the [[Seattle Garages]] cannot really be called a rivalry as the Sunbeams simply don't understand that they exist as a Blaseball team. The Beams do not believe in the ''Seattle Garages'' as a Blaseball team, instead believing their "team" to be a garage band that happens to be at the stadium when they're scheduled for a game. The Sunbeams are always moderately surprised that the band does so well in Blaseball despite not actually being a Blaseball team. The phrase "The Seattle Garage Band is doing pretty well for not having any players." is heard often.
 
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== Roster ==
 
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=== Lineup ===
  
 
*[[Alaynabella Hollywood]]
 
*[[Alaynabella Hollywood]]
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*[[Velasquez Meadows]] — Incinerated
 
*[[Velasquez Meadows]] — Incinerated
  
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== Season Results ==
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In Season 1, the Sunbeams went 40-59, coming in at 4th place in the Lawful Evil division.
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In Season 2, the Sunbeams went 37-62 in the season, choosing not to advance to the postseason out of a spirit of splortsmanship and magnanimity.
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In Season 3, the Sunbeams went 38-61 in the season, though the entire team felt like winners when the [[Hades Tigers]] won the [[Internet Series]] Championship.
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== Notable Events ==
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In Season 3, Day 25, facing the [[Philly Pies]], Alexander Horne stepped up to bat for the first time as replacement following Velasquez Meadows's incineration. At four minutes into the game, Horne hit a grand slam Horne Run that put the Sunbeams up 4-2. Meadows's ghost could not be reached for comment, but the ash wisps blowing about Hellmouth Stadium were said to take on a pleasant, flowery odor.
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== History ==
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<small>For more information about the Sunbeams, see [[Hellmouth Sunbeams/History]].</small>
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=== Move to Hellmouth ===
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Prior to the opening of [[The Book of Blaseball|The Forbidden Book]], the Sunbeams were located in the Moab Desert. However, once The Book was opened, the desert, stadium, and team were all swallowed by [[Hellmouth]].
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=== Incineration ===
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No Sunbeams players were incinerated during the first season of [[The Discipline Era]]. This led some fans to begin requesting that protection be lifted from "maybe a few of our pitchers" in hopes of a more skillful replacement. Perhaps out of spite, four-star batter [[Rhys Trombone]] was incinerated by a rogue umpire early in [[Season 3]]. Sun Loyalists have claimed this to not to be an [[incineration]] but an act of "divine alchemy" working on the very innards of the team. A popular belief is that the incineration of Trombone was part of a [[Sol|Coach Sol]] led tanking strategy to secure better draft picks. However, several other players have since been incinerated, and there hasn't yet been any sort of draft at all, leading to many questions raised as to the legitimacy of these claims. Loyalists respond, "I mean, maybe the sun isn't protecting us. Who really knows at this point?"
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=== Team Chemistry ===
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The Sunbeams are known for their great team chemistry. Nobody blames anybody after a loss. They all go get [[smoothies]] from the concession stand. It is not recommended that anyone not on the team drinks the smoothies from the concession stand. The players have worked very hard to be able to tolerate those god-awful smoothies, and fans are certainly unprepared.
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=== Rivalries ===
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==== Hades Tigers ====
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The Sunbeams do not currently officially recognize any non-rivals other than the [[Hades Tigers]]. Whenever the two teams play each other, fans cheer on the opposing team and can often be heard shouting "TIGERBEAMS!"
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==== Seattle Garages ====
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The situation with the [[Seattle Garages]] cannot really be called a rivalry as the Sunbeams do not believe in the ''Seattle Garages'' as a Blaseball team, instead believing their "team" to be a garage band that happens to be at the stadium when they're scheduled for a game.
  
  
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*[[Velasquez Meadows]]'s Ghost, manager
 
*[[Velasquez Meadows]]'s Ghost, manager
 
*[[Addie Tantalus]], asst. coach
 
*[[Addie Tantalus]], asst. coach
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*[No known first name] Nakamura, asst. coach
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*[No known first name] [[Nakamura]], asst. coach
 
*[[Determination Montgomery]], batting coach
 
*[[Determination Montgomery]], batting coach
 
*[[Beef Randolph]], nutritionist
 
*[[Beef Randolph]], nutritionist
 
*[[JEFF!|JEFF]], "mascot"
 
*[[JEFF!|JEFF]], "mascot"
 
*[[Dead Tom]], the fan
 
*[[Dead Tom]], the fan
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*[[The Man Who Owns All the Teeth]], sponsor
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* Infield
 
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**The Rhys Trombone Memorial Food Court and Equestrian Center, run by the titanic moth who sells hot dogs
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**The [[Rhys Trombone]] Memorial Food Court and Equestrian Center, run by the titanic moth who sells hot dogs
 
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* Outfield
 
* Fourth Base
 
* Fourth Base
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== Romantic Life ==
 
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An indeterminate number of the Sunbeams' roster are dating an equally indeterminate number of the [[Hades Tigers|Hades Tigers']] roster at any given time, and nobody is quite sure how many and for how long. The compatibility most likely due to their teams' similar infernal nature, and this unholy coupling has resulted in many cute Hell dates as well as several meteorologic phenomena such as raining jellyfish, frog tornadoes, and gelatin earthquakes. Any inquiries for the players as to their relationship status with the Tigers will be met with a localized weather phenomena following the inquirer for several days, so most fans and media have learned to avoid this topic altogether.
 
  
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== Fan Culture ==
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== Traditions ==
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<small>For more on the Sunbeams' fan culture and chants, see [[Sunbeams/Fan Culture]].</small>
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=== Gameday Traditions ===
 
Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale.
 
Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale.
  
 
At the end of a winning home game, it is customary for the Sunbeams to dump the team's water cooler on the pitcher. The Hellmouth being what it is, this has resulted in 15 hospitalizations for steam burns this season.
 
At the end of a winning home game, it is customary for the Sunbeams to dump the team's water cooler on the pitcher. The Hellmouth being what it is, this has resulted in 15 hospitalizations for steam burns this season.
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The Hellmouth Sunbeams' uniforms include crop tops, due to the sweltering heat and advanced fashion of the Hellmouth.
 
  
 
In honor of Alexander Horne's revenge-driven grand slam tribute to Velasquez Meadows, fans of the Sunbeams refer to all grand slams as Horne Runs.
 
In honor of Alexander Horne's revenge-driven grand slam tribute to Velasquez Meadows, fans of the Sunbeams refer to all grand slams as Horne Runs.
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* Beam me up, Scotty!
 
* Beam me up, Scotty!
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*Call: FIVE SEVEN  
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*You can't beat the heat!
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**Response: SEVEN EIGHT
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*HOLLY-WEED! [clap-clap, clap-clap-clap]
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*Call: STARE INTO THE SUN
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*HollyWOOD and Holly COULD
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**Response: THE SUN STARES BACK
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*SAN-DY CROSS-ING  [clap-clap, clap-clap-clap]
 
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*(with Alexander Horne at bat) DOOT DOOT / TOOT TOOT
 
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*The Horne is blowing!
 
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*Call: FIVE SEVEN Response: SEVEN EIGHT (Upon victory and/or scoring)
 
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*Call: STARE INTO THE SUN Response: THE SUN STARES BACK
 
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*Call: What do we think of the Garages? Response: What, like the band? (When playing the alleged Seattle team)
 
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== Team Chemistry ==
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==== Player-speficic ====
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The Sunbeams are known for their great team chemistry. Nobody blames anybody after a loss. They all go get [[smoothies]] from the concession stand. It is not recommended that anyone not on the team drinks the smoothies from the concession stand. The players have worked very hard to be able to tolerate those god-awful smoothies, and fans are certainly unprepared.
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*Nerd Pa-Che-Co ([[Nerd Pacheco]])
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*HollyWOOD and Holly COULD ([[Alaynabella Hollywood]])
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*SAN-DY CROSS-ING  [clap-clap, clap-clap-clap] ([[Sandoval Crossing]])
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*DOOT DOOT / TOOT TOOT ([[Alexander Horne]])
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*The Horne is blowing
  
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== Notable Events ==
 
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In Season 3, Day 25, facing the [[Philly Pies]], Alexander Horne stepped up to bat for the first time as replacement following Velasquez Meadows's incineration. At four minutes into the game, Horne hit a grand slam Horne Run that put the Sunbeams up 4-2. Meadows's ghost could not be reached for comment, but the ash wisps blowing about Hellmouth Stadium were said to take on a pleasant, flowery odor.
 
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== Season Results ==
 
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In Season 1, the Sunbeams went 40-59, coming in at 4th place in the Lawful Evil division.
 
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In Season 2, the Sunbeams went 37-62 in the season, choosing not to advance to the postseason out of a spirit of splortsmanship and magnanimity.
 
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In Season 3, the Sunbeams went 38-61 in the season, though the entire team felt like winners when the [[Hades Tigers]] won the [[Internet Series]] Championship.
 
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Revision as of 03:26, 21 August 2020

The Hellmouth Sunbeams are a professional Blaseball team based in Hellmouth, Utah. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season 1 and compete in the Lawful Evil division of the Evil League.


Roster

Lineup

Pitchers

Alumni

Season Results

In Season 1, the Sunbeams went 40-59, coming in at 4th place in the Lawful Evil division.

In Season 2, the Sunbeams went 37-62 in the season, choosing not to advance to the postseason out of a spirit of splortsmanship and magnanimity.

In Season 3, the Sunbeams went 38-61 in the season, though the entire team felt like winners when the Hades Tigers won the Internet Series Championship.

Notable Events

In Season 3, Day 25, facing the Philly Pies, Alexander Horne stepped up to bat for the first time as replacement following Velasquez Meadows's incineration. At four minutes into the game, Horne hit a grand slam Horne Run that put the Sunbeams up 4-2. Meadows's ghost could not be reached for comment, but the ash wisps blowing about Hellmouth Stadium were said to take on a pleasant, flowery odor.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


History

For more information about the Sunbeams, see Hellmouth Sunbeams/History.

Move to Hellmouth

Prior to the opening of The Forbidden Book, the Sunbeams were located in the Moab Desert. However, once The Book was opened, the desert, stadium, and team were all swallowed by Hellmouth.

Incineration

No Sunbeams players were incinerated during the first season of The Discipline Era. This led some fans to begin requesting that protection be lifted from "maybe a few of our pitchers" in hopes of a more skillful replacement. Perhaps out of spite, four-star batter Rhys Trombone was incinerated by a rogue umpire early in Season 3. Sun Loyalists have claimed this to not to be an incineration but an act of "divine alchemy" working on the very innards of the team. A popular belief is that the incineration of Trombone was part of a Coach Sol led tanking strategy to secure better draft picks. However, several other players have since been incinerated, and there hasn't yet been any sort of draft at all, leading to many questions raised as to the legitimacy of these claims. Loyalists respond, "I mean, maybe the sun isn't protecting us. Who really knows at this point?"

Team Chemistry

The Sunbeams are known for their great team chemistry. Nobody blames anybody after a loss. They all go get smoothies from the concession stand. It is not recommended that anyone not on the team drinks the smoothies from the concession stand. The players have worked very hard to be able to tolerate those god-awful smoothies, and fans are certainly unprepared.


Rivalries

Hades Tigers

The Sunbeams do not currently officially recognize any non-rivals other than the Hades Tigers. Whenever the two teams play each other, fans cheer on the opposing team and can often be heard shouting "TIGERBEAMS!"

Seattle Garages

The situation with the Seattle Garages cannot really be called a rivalry as the Sunbeams do not believe in the Seattle Garages as a Blaseball team, instead believing their "team" to be a garage band that happens to be at the stadium when they're scheduled for a game.


Staff


Stadium

The Sunbeams' stadium (aka The Solarium) holds the record for the blaseball pitch with the most vertical distance between bases. This is due to both the stadium's 20° incline and its unique structural design as a result of the opening of the Hellmouth.

The stadium can be entered during a siesta, which causes a Bad Gateway that opens directly onto first base.

The stadium is separated into several sections separated by a Hellmouth sinkhole. In order of distance from the center of the Hellmouth these sections are:

  • Sub-Ocean
  • The Undercroft
  • Third Base and Minor Outlying Bases
  • The Dugouts
  • Infield
  • Stadium Seating and Refreshments
    • The Rhys Trombone Memorial Food Court and Equestrian Center, run by the titanic moth who sells hot dogs
  • Outfield
  • Fourth Base
  • The Announcer's Booth
  • The Accounting Department


Fan Culture

For more on the Sunbeams' fan culture and chants, see Sunbeams/Fan Culture.

Gameday Traditions

Every time the Beams score a run, a child is allowed to hurl a pane of glass off the highest part of the stadium wall. This has led to numerous incidents of children trying to use psychic powers to manifest runs, which has been a great boost to the team's morale.

At the end of a winning home game, it is customary for the Sunbeams to dump the team's water cooler on the pitcher. The Hellmouth being what it is, this has resulted in 15 hospitalizations for steam burns this season.

In honor of Alexander Horne's revenge-driven grand slam tribute to Velasquez Meadows, fans of the Sunbeams refer to all grand slams as Horne Runs.

Notable Chants

  • We are okay!
  • Ȟ̷̦E̵̤̿R̴͔̀È̶͔ ̶̽ͅC̵̻͆Ó̷̖M̷̲͋Ě̶̺S̴̞̎ ̴͕͋Ț̴͛H̸̥̒E̴̡̓ ̵͎͛S̷̥̈́U̸͎͗N̴͈͊
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  • Beam me up, Scotty!
  • Call: FIVE SEVEN
    • Response: SEVEN EIGHT
  • Call: STARE INTO THE SUN
    • Response: THE SUN STARES BACK

Player-speficic


Fan Art

Logo by Cobaltcakes.
Uniform by Discord user Zynia/TreeckoPuff



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