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'''Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 2'''
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{{TeamSeason
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| title        = [[Kansas City Breath Mints|🍬 Kansas City Breath Mints]]
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| season      = Season 2
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| dates        = July 27, 2020 - August 2, 2020
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| previous    = [[Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 1|Season 1]]
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| next        = [[Kansas City Breath Mints/Season 3|Season 3]]
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| division    = Lawful
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| league      = Good
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| record      = 41-58
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| favor        = 4
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| div_place    = 4th
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| league_place = 9th
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| ilb_place    = 18th
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| partytime    =
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| decrees      = <b>The Fourth Strike</b>: All batters on the bottom four teams of last season gain a Fourth Strike.
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| blessings    =
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{{Teamicon|Breath Mints|size=30px}}'''Wind Sprints'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;Baserunning {{PositiveChange}}15%<br>
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{{Teamicon|Breath Mints|size=30px}}'''Literal Arm Cannon'''<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[Axel Trololol]] Pitching {{PositiveChange}}Max<br>
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}}
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In [[Season 2]] the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] finished 9th in the Good League, and 18th in the ILB, and won two blessings in the [[Season 2#Election|Election]].
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==Roster==
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The starting roster of Season 2.
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{| class="wikitable"
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!Lineup <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|lineup}}</span>!!Rotation <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|rotation}}</span>
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|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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*[[Hewitt Best]]
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*[[Dickerson Morse]]
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*[[Whit Steakknife]]
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*[[Grey Alvarado]]
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*[[Rodriguez Internet]]
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*[[Eizabeth Guerra]]
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*[[Eduardo Ingram]]
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*[[Boyfriend Monreal]]
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*[[Marquez Clark]]
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*[[Leach Ingram]]
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*[[Oscar Vaughan]]
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*[[Winnie Hess]]
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*[[Axel Trololol]]
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*[[PolkaDot Zavala]]
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! colspan="2" | Shadows <span aria-hidden="true">{{PositionIcon|shadows}}</span>
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|- style="vertical-align:top;"
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| colspan="2" | <div style="columns: 2">
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*[[Helga Washington]]
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*[[Kina Larsen]]
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*[[Lucas Petty]]
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*[[Sandie Carver]]
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*[[Jordan Boone]]
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*[[Justice Valenzuela]]
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*[[Conrad Bates]]
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*[[Adkins Swagger]]
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*[[Hendricks Lenny]]
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*[[Daniel Mendoza]]
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*[[James Boy]]</div>
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|}
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==Season==
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===Roster Changes===
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The Kansas City Breath Mints experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season or postseason.
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===Notable Games===
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In Season 2 some of the notable Breath Mints games were:
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*On '''Day 13''' [[Fitzgerald Massey]] is [[incineration|incinerated]] in a game between the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] and the Kansas City Breath Mints. This is the [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|second]] incineration in the ILB, and the first to happen during active play.
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==Election Outcomes==
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*The Breath Mints were one of 4 teams affected by the '''[[Season 2#Decrees|Fourth Strike]]''' decree, granting them a fourth strike for the following season.
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*'''[[Season 2#Blessings|Wind Sprints]]''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] {{Teamicon|mints}}
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** Baserunning improved by 15%.
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*'''[[Season 2#Blessings|Literal Arm Cannon]]''' blessed the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]] {{Teamicon|mints}}
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** [[Axel Trololol]]’s pitching was maxed out.
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==Season Overview==
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{{Community Lore}}
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Following a second season where the Mints placed in the bottom four, fan-organized voting (anecdotally referred to as '''The Process''') supported by a litany of statistical tools and psy-ops strategies begat outcomes that could hardly be better for the fresh players.
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First, the Fourth Strike [[decree]] passed, granting an arcane rule-change to the hitters of the Breath Mints. Then, spirits from the Wind Realm (the ''Wind Sprints'' [[blessing]]) visited the training camp, and, pleased with what they saw, and always striving to make every plane they visit fresher, bestowed their elemental powers unto the Mints - making their baserunning increase by a whopping 15%. 
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And finally, [[Axel Trololol]], the Mints' very own regular old guy who loves cars and beer - and who hides a dark prehensile secret - suddenly came one step closer to his dream of himself becoming a car, by having his pitching arm replaced with a Literal Arm Cannon. Pressed for comment, Axel said "Actually my name's Alex".
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{{BreathMintsNav}}
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[[Category:Kansas City Breath Mints]]
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[[Category:Season 2]]

Revision as of 19:26, 13 December 2021



In Season 2 the Kansas City Breath Mints finished 9th in the Good League, and 18th in the ILB, and won two blessings in the Election.

Roster

The starting roster of Season 2.

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Season

Roster Changes

The Kansas City Breath Mints experienced no changes to their roster over the course of the season or postseason.

Notable Games

In Season 2 some of the notable Breath Mints games were:

Election Outcomes

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Following a second season where the Mints placed in the bottom four, fan-organized voting (anecdotally referred to as The Process) supported by a litany of statistical tools and psy-ops strategies begat outcomes that could hardly be better for the fresh players.

First, the Fourth Strike decree passed, granting an arcane rule-change to the hitters of the Breath Mints. Then, spirits from the Wind Realm (the Wind Sprints blessing) visited the training camp, and, pleased with what they saw, and always striving to make every plane they visit fresher, bestowed their elemental powers unto the Mints - making their baserunning increase by a whopping 15%.

And finally, Axel Trololol, the Mints' very own regular old guy who loves cars and beer - and who hides a dark prehensile secret - suddenly came one step closer to his dream of himself becoming a car, by having his pitching arm replaced with a Literal Arm Cannon. Pressed for comment, Axel said "Actually my name's Alex".