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| − | Statter Jr. joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] on | + | Statter Jr. joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] on {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 98 after the [[incineration]] of [[Sutton Bishop]]. |
| − | In Statter's first full game, | + | In Statter's first full game, {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 99, they [[Party Time|partied]], stole home, and used [[Modifications|'''Base Instincts''']] to walk to second. During the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 elections]] the Sunbeams benefited from all four [[Season 13#Blessings|'''"Bubble"''']] blessings, which increased Statter's batting, baserunning, and defense by 4%. Statter Jr. also gained the {{ModLink|Smooth}} modification as a result of the [[Season 13#Blessings|'''Peanut Butter''']] blessing. |
During the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], Statter's baserunning was boosted {{Star Change|1.9|2}} as a result of the [[Season_15#Blessings|'''Running Practice''']] blessing. | During the [[Season 15#Election Results|Season 15 elections]], Statter's baserunning was boosted {{Star Change|1.9|2}} as a result of the [[Season_15#Blessings|'''Running Practice''']] blessing. | ||
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==Career with the Sunbeams== | ==Career with the Sunbeams== | ||
| − | After the incineration of [[Sutton Bishop]], Statter Jr. was enlisted to deliver a letter from the town of [[Sutton Bishop#History|Bishop Sutton]] to the Sunbeams. Upon arrival at [[The Pocket]] on | + | After the incineration of [[Sutton Bishop]], Statter Jr. was enlisted to deliver a letter from the town of [[Sutton Bishop#History|Bishop Sutton]] to the Sunbeams. Upon arrival at [[The Pocket]] on {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 99, Statter Jr. made {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} delivery and promptly joined on as the newest member of the Sunbeams lineup. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|made|made|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} a powerful first impression in {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} first game by careening through the far wall of The Pocket, partying, stealing home, and walking to second. |
Statter Jr. quickly settled into life with the Sunbeams, taking advantage of the many ships left lying around by [[Aldon Cashmoney]], sailing them across the desert and using them in {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} new [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]] mail delivery service. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|became|became|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} famous for stopping any mail deliveries at the border of the Hellmouth, stealing them, and delivering them, in order to avoid the delivery person having to enter Hellmouth. This has made {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} a favourite of the [[Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board]]. Statter Jr. also took up studying bonecourse at the [[Hellmouth Community College]], indulging a lifelong fascination with discourses. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|also maintains|also maintains|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} a busy calendar of social events, with {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} boat parties being famous throughout Hellmouth and the league. | Statter Jr. quickly settled into life with the Sunbeams, taking advantage of the many ships left lying around by [[Aldon Cashmoney]], sailing them across the desert and using them in {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} new [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]] mail delivery service. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|became|became|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} famous for stopping any mail deliveries at the border of the Hellmouth, stealing them, and delivering them, in order to avoid the delivery person having to enter Hellmouth. This has made {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} a favourite of the [[Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board]]. Statter Jr. also took up studying bonecourse at the [[Hellmouth Community College]], indulging a lifelong fascination with discourses. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|also maintains|also maintains|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} a busy calendar of social events, with {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} boat parties being famous throughout Hellmouth and the league. | ||
Revision as of 23:19, 14 January 2023
Kaj Statter Jr. is a player for the Charleston Shoe Thieves, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Statter Jr. has previously played for the Hellmouth Sunbeams.
Official League Records
Statter Jr. joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams on Season β13, Day 98 after the incineration of Sutton Bishop.
In Statter's first full game, Season β13, Day 99, they partied, stole home, and used Base Instincts to walk to second. During the Season 13 elections the Sunbeams benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings, which increased Statter's batting, baserunning, and defense by 4%. Statter Jr. also gained the Smooth modification as a result of the Peanut Butter blessing.
During the Season 15 elections, Statter's baserunning was boosted 1.9 → 2 as a result of the Running Practice blessing.
During the Season 18 elections, Statter Jr. retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Phineas Wormthrice as a result of the Sunbeams' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 8.6 → 9.4 stat increase.
During the December 30, 2022 Fall Ball, Statter Jr. fell to the Charleston Shoe Thieves.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Much of Statter Jr.'s history is currently unknown, although sea claims to have experience with a wide variety of careers, many more than could fit into a normal human lifespan. Xe has stated that seas family is very expansive, with generations of Statters living across the globe, yet still remains 'tight-knit'. Statter Jr. has Indian heritage on xir father's side and Māori heritage on seas mother's side, and is happy to share xir whakapapa with those who ask. A variety of people have been observed cheering shore on at xir games. Despite vast differences among those that have shown up to support shore, everyone queried about Statter Jr. has agreed that xe has 'strong youngest sibling energy'. Statter Jr. often discusses seas father's family's many long-standing traditions, such as 'consuming carbon dioxide and producing oxygen', and 'sea shanties'.
Career with the Sunbeams
After the incineration of Sutton Bishop, Statter Jr. was enlisted to deliver a letter from the town of Bishop Sutton to the Sunbeams. Upon arrival at The Pocket on Season β13, Day 99, Statter Jr. made xir delivery and promptly joined on as the newest member of the Sunbeams lineup. Sea made a powerful first impression in xir first game by careening through the far wall of The Pocket, partying, stealing home, and walking to second.
Statter Jr. quickly settled into life with the Sunbeams, taking advantage of the many ships left lying around by Aldon Cashmoney, sailing them across the desert and using them in seas new Hellmouth mail delivery service. Xe became famous for stopping any mail deliveries at the border of the Hellmouth, stealing them, and delivering them, in order to avoid the delivery person having to enter Hellmouth. This has made shore a favourite of the Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board. Statter Jr. also took up studying bonecourse at the Hellmouth Community College, indulging a lifelong fascination with discourses. Xe also maintains a busy calendar of social events, with seas boat parties being famous throughout Hellmouth and the league.
Initially, xe had many bouts of dehydration during games at The Solarium. Fellow players carried misters to keep Statter Jr. in the game. Recently, Statter Jr. has been seen with a localised raincloud over seas head, periodically misting xem without input. This is theorised to be seas Adaptation.
Trivia
- The Jr. stands for Jorts. They are xir favorite sort of shorts.
- Statter Jr. has a large collection of chewable jewellery.
- When interviewers asked Statter Jr. how sea was able to get Cashmoney's ships to move through sand, Statter Jr. was confused "What do you mean? Have you never tried to drive a boat through the desert?" Leading to the invention of the now popular 'sand sailing' as both a recreational activity and Hellmouth’s primary form of transportation.
- The original boat used by Statter Jr. to crash into The Pocket was composed entirely of bone Statter Jr. obtained xemself, via means unknown.
- Statter Jr. is also known as Kaj "You’re going to tell me that I'm WRONG" Statter Jr.
- Statter Jr. is responsible for a new pre-game ritual for the Sunbeams lineup. Before each game, sea will flip a semi-full bottle of water. If it lands on its base, it is considered good luck for the game ahead. If the bottle falls over, the batters will resign themselves to a bad game.
Fan Works
Fanfiction
For more fanfiction see the 'Kaj Statter Junior' tag on AO3
- Flames to Sun to Shadows by Olive - a retrospective of Kaj's career with the Sunbeams, up until xir shadowing.
Videos
Statter Jr. by @marcheriest
Statter up by @realdiscordbot
Statter Jr. by @wadecharade
Statter Jr. design by Olive
by @_iznj
by Ash
by @_pysics
Statter Jr. with fellow rookie Jayden Wright by @_iznj
by @allyr_
by @pitayapandi
by Ash
Statter Jr. and Wright at the Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cáfe by Chamomile
by Ash
Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange.
Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky enjoying a day at the skate rink. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange
Tlopps card by Olive
by Chamomile
by @Waggisbag1
Statter Jr. and Jayden Wright
by Olive
by Chamomile
Mini-Blaseballer
by @HetreaSky
by Chamomile
Causing trouble
by Olive
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