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{{Team|image1=[[File:MoistTalkerLogo.png|thumb|30x30|]]|division=Chaotic Evil|home_town=[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, Canada|team_slogan="Spray it, don't say it."|emoji=🗣|stadium=[[Gleek Arena]]|mascot=[[The Moist Owlette|The Moist Owlette]]|social_media=[[https://twitter.com/MoistTalkers]]|caption1=Logo designed by Q Peiffer. Twitter: @longhairQ}}The Canada Moist Talkers are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of the IBL since Season 1. Their home stadium is [[Gleek Arena]]—affectionately known by fans as either the Moist Zone or Spittle Park—in the sunken city of [[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, Canada. The mouth in the Moist Talkers logo is modeled after Tom DeLonge, noted musician, Canadian, and UFO Researcher.
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{{For|a look at the Moist Talkers from the original 24 Beta seasons of Blaseball|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta}}
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|former=Topeka Moist Talkers
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|league=[[Internet League Blaseball]]
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|conference=[[Good Conference]]
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|division= Chaotic Good
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|image1=[[File:MoistTalkerLogo.png|thumb|30x30|]]
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|arcana=V The Hierophant
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|championships=3
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|modifications= [[Rogue]]
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|home_town=[[Topeka]] (former)<br/>[[Halifax]], Nova Scotia, [[Canada]]
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|team_slogan="SPRAY IT, DON'T SAY IT" (former) <br/> "Talk Spit, Get Hits"
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|stadium=[[Gleek Arena]]
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|mascot=[[FASHION]]
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|social_media=[https://twitter.com/MoistTalkers @MoistTalkers]
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|caption1=Logo by [https://twitter.com/longhairQ Q Peiffer. @longhairQ]
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|team_colors={{HexCode|e5f4f5}}, {{HexCode|ed1c24}}, {{HexCode|3B97D3}}, {{HexCode|035597}}
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|title1=|friends=|rival=|captain=|uniform_colors=
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|emoji=🗣️
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|circuits = Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 1)<br/>[[/Gamma 2/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 2)]]<br/>[[/Gamma 3/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 3)]]<br/>[[/Gamma 4/|Canada Moist Talkers (Gamma 4)]]
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The '''Canada Moist Talkers''' (formerly the '''Topeka Moist Talkers''') are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the [[Good Conference]].
  
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During the [[Discipline Era]], the Moist Talkers originally competed in the [[Chaotic Evil]] division. After the {{BetaSeason|5#Decrees 2|High Filter}} decree passed in the election following {{BetaSeason|5}}, they were placed into the Mild High division of The [[Mild League]], later moving to the Mild Low division after the {{BetaSeason|10}} election, where they played the entirety of the [[Expansion Era]]. They have been a member of [[Internet League Blaseball]] since Day 3 of [[Season D]] when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an [[incineration]] replacement for the [[Canada Artists]].
  
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The way that the Moist talkers enter Gleek Arena is as convoluted as the methods by which the team produces the 4 gallons of spit that they are required to produce daily to be part of the team. The first obstacle is the engineering marvel that is Moat Gleek, a moat that is fed off a series of sluices that transport the spittle that lands on the floor of the stands. The moat was constructed in the shape of the ducts of the salivary gland. During a good game it is not uncommon for the moat to overflow and create small tidal waves. The moat is such a good model of the salivary gland that since its erection cases of mouth cancer have gone down 69%. Next is the showers, nothing more needs to be said about those. Lastly is the traditional slip and slide, a 300 foot monument to the purity of Blaseball, and the love of the game. It is filled with plenty of protein to make sure that it foams just like the mouths of our dear Moist Talkers.
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Following [[Fall Ball]], the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference.
  
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== Signature Moves ==
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==Roster==
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One of the characteristic pitches of the Moist Talkers is the [[spitball]]. The characteristic batting methods are the wet noodle, or the soggy Macdonald.
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===[[Expansion Era]]===
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{{RosterDisplay}}
  
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Moist Talker fans refer to stealing bases as a "spit take."
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Select [[Tlopps Blaseball Cards|Tlopps]] cards can be found [[Gallery of Tlopps Cards#Canada Moist Talkers .F0.9F.97.A3.EF.B8.8F|here]]
  
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== Players ==
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==Former Players==
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{{For|a list of former Players from Beta|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Former Players}}
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===[[Can't Lose]]===
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*[[Jenkins Ingram]] (Joined [[Season 2]], Day 29; Left Season 2, Day 30)
  
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=== Batters ===
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==Season Results==
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{{For|the Moist Talkers' season results during Beta|Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Season Results}}
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===The Coronation Era (Seasons 1 - Ongoing)===
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{| class="wikitable alternating-rows mw-collapsible" style="width: 100%"
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! colspan="5" |Coronation Era
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!Season
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!Wins
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!Record
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!Postseason
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!Season Summary
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|-
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|[[Season 1|Season 1 - The Return(s)]]
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|33
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|33-57
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|Did not qualify.
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*As a result of NEW Open the Forbidden Book passing, [[Simon Haley]] entered the Shadows and gained the [[Knighted]] modification. [[Pixie Carberry]] then joined the ILB, taking Haley's position on the rotation.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 1#Blessings|NEW Max Out Pitching]] blessing, maxing out [[Abner Pothos]]' zone.
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|[[Season 2|Season 2 - Official Review]]
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|55
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|55-44
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|Did not qualify.
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*The Moist Talkers won the [[Season 2#Blessings|Wind Sprints]] blessing, increasing the Defense and Running stats of their lineup by 1 Star.
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|Season 3 - TBD
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|0-99
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*Election has not occurred yet.
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*[[Lachlan Shelton]]
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==Staff==
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*[[Tyler Violet]]
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{{Community Lore}}
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*[[Elijah Bates]]
 
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*[[Simon Haley]]
 
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*[[Joe Voorhees]]
 
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*[[Jesús Koch]]
 
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*[[Eugenia Garbage]]
 
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*[[Richmond Harrison]]
 
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*[[Hobbs Cain]]
 
  
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=== Pitchers ===
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===Coaching===
  
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*[[PolkaDot Patterson]]
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*[[Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle]]
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*[[Greer Lott]]
 
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*[[Jenkins Good]]
 
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*[[Ortiz Morse]]
 
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*[[Mooney Doctor]]
 
  
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== Former Players ==
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===Mascots===
  
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=== Incinerated ===
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*{{BetaSeason|1}} - [[THE MAW]]
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*{{BetaSeason|2}} - [[Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle]]
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*{{BetaSeason|3}} - [[The Moist Owlette]]
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*{{BetaSeason|4}} - [[The Tantric Shrimp]]
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*{{BetaSeason|5}} - [[H O R K]]
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*{{BetaSeason|6}} - [[Gigantamax Inflatable and Jerry The Intern]]
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*{{BetaSeason|7}} - [[The ORB]]
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*{{BetaSeason|8}} - [[Buddy]]
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*{{BetaSeason|9}} - None
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*{{BetaSeason|10}} - [[The Husk]]
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*{{BetaSeason|11}} - [[FASHION|'''''<u>FASHION™®©</u>''''']]
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*{{BetaSeason|12}} - [[Mario The Cat]]
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*{{BetaSeason|13}} - [["Singing Salmon" (Greer Lott Edition)]]
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*{{BetaSeason|14}} - [[Pokey Patty]]
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*{{BetaSeason|15}} - [[~object Object~]]
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*{{BetaSeason|16}} - [[Soggy Doggy]]
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*{{BetaSeason|17}} - [[The Offering Bowl]]
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*{{BetaSeason|18}} - [[Nic]]
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*{{BetaSeason|19}} - [[Finn Ghees]]
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*{{BetaSeason|20}} - [[Maude R. Ation]]
  
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*[[Trevino Merritt]] - Incinerated during Game 71 of Season 2, immediately following an argument with a rogue umpire over a bad call on a strikeout.
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==Fan Culture==
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*[[Kennedy Alstott]] - Incinerated by an umpire during Game [] of Season 3. No reason was given for this, the umpire just thought it'd be funny.  
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<small>For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture]].</small>
  
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=== Transferred ===
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===Chants===
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The Canada Moist Talkers' fans have plenty of chants to scream out while in the stands of a blaseball arena. Notably, most of the chants involve a large amount of spitting.
  
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* [[Oliver Notarobot]] - Transferred to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] due to the Moist Talkers winning the Defection blessing at the end of season 2.
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*Talk Spit, Get Hits
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*One Mouth, a lotta spit
  
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==Season Results==
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For more, including player-specific chants, see [[Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture#Chants|Chants]].
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*In season one of the IBL, the Moist Talkers finished third in the Chaotic Evil Division, missing the playoffs by only two games.
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==Notable Events==
  
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*In season two of the IBL, the Moist Talkers were swept in the first round of the playoffs by the [[Philly Pies]].
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*In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.
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*In the 96th game of Season 2 in a game against the [[Seattle Garages]], the Moist Talkers hit two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning, off of the bats of [[Hobbs Cain]] and [[Richmond Harrison]] respectively. The team put up 13 runs in the inning, which is an Internet Blaseball League record. They would go on to win the game by a score of 18-3, and clinch a spot in the IBL Playoffs.
  
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[[File:MoistTalkersJersey2020.png|alt=The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers|thumb|The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers.Created by: @spiral_joe / @longhairQ]]
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==Trivia==
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=== Mascots ===
 
  
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* Season 1 - [[THE MAW]]
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*The Player's favourite television program is H2O: Just Add Water.
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* Season 2 - [[Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle]]
 
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* Season 3 - [[The Moist Owlette]]
 
  
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=== Fan Art ===
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==On the Material Plane==
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[[File:MoistTalkersLogo Cobaltcakes.png|none|thumb|304x304px|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].]]<br />
 
  
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==Trivia==
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*In a speech prior to Season 1, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau advised the nation that wearing a mask can prevent Canadians from “speaking moistly” to each other<ref>https://youtube.com/slK5IY_GJzI?t=29</ref>, a clear yet subtle nod to the team despite the apparent chronological discrepancy.
  
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* Outside of Canada, this team is widely known by their nickname "The Towelettes."
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==Fan Art==
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<gallery width="200" widths="185">
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File:MoistTalkersJersey2020.png|The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers. Created by:  [https://twitter.com/@Spiral_Joe @Spiral_Joe] / [https://twitter.com/longhairQ longhairQ]
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File:MoistTalkersLogo Cobaltcakes.png|Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes]
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File:Moisttalkersselfie.png|Season 3 Team Selfie by [https://twitter.com/@Spiral_Joe @Spiral_Joe].
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File:Hobbsrich.png|Richmond and Hobbs. by [https://twitter.com/@Spiral_Joe @Spiral_Joe].
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File:Moist talkers throwback4.png|Moist Talkers Throwback logo by @easyreader #8140 on Discord
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File:Averylineup.jpg|Full Lineup by [https://twitter.com/avery_helm avery_helm]
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File:F33A53D8-15AF-4E70-9B4E-62AD3CDCC33D.jpeg|The Dot and York Silk (bellart03)
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File:Talkers.png|What is Height? ft. Mooney Doctor, Eugenia Garbage, Fish Summer, and Cedric Spliff
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File:Talkers2.png|What is Height 2, ft. Commissioner Vapor, Ziwa Mueller, McBlase (&) Beans
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File:Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie.png|alt=Season 12 Team Selfie|Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie by [https://twitter.com/Spiral_Joe Spiral_Joe]
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File:Necromancy Poster.png|alt=Necromancy Poster|[https://www.blaseball.wiki/w/Jaylen_Hotdogfingers Necromancy] Poster by [https://twitter.com/Spiral_Joe Spiral_Joe]
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File:Moist Talkers group photo S24.png|alt=S24 Moist Talkers team photo|Season 24 team selfie, by Spuntamatite
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</gallery><br />
  
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==Notable Events==
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*In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.
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*In the 96th game of Season 2 in a game against the [[Seattle Garages]], the Moist Talkers hit two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning, off of the bats of [[Hobbs Cain]] and [[Richmond Harrison]] respectively. The team put up 13 runs in the inning, which is an Internet Blaseball League record. They would go on to win the game by a score of 18-3, and clinch a spot in the IBL Playoffs.
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Latest revision as of 17:09, 24 March 2024

New Universe Detected
This page is undergoing constant changes due to the full release of Blaseball. Information on it might be out of date, or reference old and/or removed content.
For a look at the Moist Talkers from the original 24 Beta seasons of Blaseball, see Canada Moist Talkers/Beta.

The Canada Moist Talkers (formerly the Topeka Moist Talkers) are a Blaseball team that competes in the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference.

During the Discipline Era, the Moist Talkers originally competed in the Chaotic Evil division. After the High Filter decree passed in the election following Season β5, they were placed into the Mild High division of The Mild League, later moving to the Mild Low division after the Season β10 election, where they played the entirety of the Expansion Era. They have been a member of Internet League Blaseball since Day 3 of Season D when they, then named the Topeka Moist Talkers, joined as an incineration replacement for the Canada Artists.

Following Fall Ball, the Moist Talkers were placed into the Chaotic Good division of the Good Conference.

Roster

Lineup Rotation
Shadows

Expansion Era

Lineup Rotation
Shadows


Select Tlopps cards can be found here

Former Players

For a list of former Players from Beta, see Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Former Players.

Can't Lose

Season Results

For the Moist Talkers' season results during Beta, see Canada Moist Talkers/Beta#Season Results.

The Coronation Era (Seasons 1 - Ongoing)

Coronation Era
Season Wins Record Postseason Season Summary
Season 1 - The Return(s) 33 33-57 Did not qualify.
Season 2 - Official Review 55 55-44 Did not qualify.
  • The Moist Talkers won the Wind Sprints blessing, increasing the Defense and Running stats of their lineup by 1 Star.
Season 3 - TBD 0 0-99
  • Election has not occurred yet.

Staff

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Coaching

Mascots

Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Canada Moist Talkers/Fan Culture.

Chants

The Canada Moist Talkers' fans have plenty of chants to scream out while in the stands of a blaseball arena. Notably, most of the chants involve a large amount of spitting.

  • Talk Spit, Get Hits
  • One Mouth, a lotta spit

For more, including player-specific chants, see Chants.

Notable Events

  • In the 57th game of Season 2 in a game against the Hellmouth Sunbeams, the Moist Talkers found themselves down 3-0 in the bottom of the 7th inning. Their collective backs against the wall, they hunkered down and scored one run each in the seventh, eighth, and ninth inning to send the game into extra innings. The run scored in the ninth inning was due to the team's loose cannon, Trevino Merritt, stealing home with two outs while the team was down 3-2. The Moist Talkers went on to win the game in thirteen innings, by a score of 5-3.
  • In the 96th game of Season 2 in a game against the Seattle Garages, the Moist Talkers hit two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning, off of the bats of Hobbs Cain and Richmond Harrison respectively. The team put up 13 runs in the inning, which is an Internet Blaseball League record. They would go on to win the game by a score of 18-3, and clinch a spot in the IBL Playoffs.

Trivia

  • The Player's favourite television program is H2O: Just Add Water.

On the Material Plane

  • In a speech prior to Season 1, Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau advised the nation that wearing a mask can prevent Canadians from “speaking moistly” to each other[1], a clear yet subtle nod to the team despite the apparent chronological discrepancy.

Fan Art

  • The Current 2020 Jersey Design for the Moist Talkers. Created by: @Spiral_Joe / longhairQ

  • Logo by Cobaltcakes

  • Season 3 Team Selfie by @Spiral_Joe.

  • Richmond and Hobbs. by @Spiral_Joe.

  • Moist Talkers Throwback logo by @easyreader #8140 on Discord

  • Full Lineup by avery_helm

  • The Dot and York Silk (bellart03)

  • What is Height? ft. Mooney Doctor, Eugenia Garbage, Fish Summer, and Cedric Spliff

  • What is Height 2, ft. Commissioner Vapor, Ziwa Mueller, McBlase (&) Beans

  • Season 12 Team Selfie

    Season 12 Moist Talkers Team Selfie by Spiral_Joe

  • S24 Moist Talkers team photo

    Season 24 team selfie, by Spuntamatite



Canada Moist Talkers 🗣
Players Batters
Pitchers
Shadows
BuriedBennett Takahashi · Justice Valenzuela · Stephanie Winters · Cell Longarms
Former · Full List
Stats Season (NEW)1
Season (Beta)1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23· 24
CircuitGamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4
Ballpark Gleek Arena
Community Lore
Staff Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle · THE MAW · Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle · The Moist Owlette · H O R K · The ORB
Places Halifax · Canada
History Canada Moist Talkers' History
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏
TALK SPIT, GET HITS


⚾   Internet League Blaseball Teams   ⚾
Chaotic Evil
Hawai'i Fridays 🏝️ · Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗 · Seattle Garages 🎸 · Yellowstone Magic ✨ · Ohio Worms 🐌 · Tokyo Lift 🏋️‍
Awful Evil
Atlantis Georgias 🔱 · Breckenridge Jazz Hands 👐 · Chicago Firefighters 🔥 · Core Mechanics 🛠️ · Dallas Steaks 🥩 · Houston Spies 🕵️
Chaotic Good
Boston Flowers 🌹 · Canada Moist Talkers 🗣️ · Kansas City Breath Mints 🍬 · LA Unlimited Tacos 🌮 · New York Millennials 📱 · San Francisco Lovers 💋
Awful Good
Baltimore Crabs 🦀 · Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 · Hades Tigers 🐅 · Hellmouth Sunbeams 🌞 · Miami Dale 🚤 · Philly Pies 🥧


  1. ↑ https://youtube.com/slK5IY_GJzI?t=29
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