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File:Mike and tillman mini.png|alt=A mini of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Mike is lifting Tillman up in the air with shadows.|Tillman and Mike Townsend mini by [https://twitter.com/HetreaSky Sky] | File:Mike and tillman mini.png|alt=A mini of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Mike is lifting Tillman up in the air with shadows.|Tillman and Mike Townsend mini by [https://twitter.com/HetreaSky Sky] | ||
File:Eli mike ref.png|alt=A reference page for Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Tillman is a shorter, fat man with light skin and blue-black hair and tattoos and Mike is a tall and thin man with pale skin wearing a flannel|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | File:Eli mike ref.png|alt=A reference page for Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Tillman is a shorter, fat man with light skin and blue-black hair and tattoos and Mike is a tall and thin man with pale skin wearing a flannel|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | ||
| − | File:Letsgotothebeach MikeTillman.png|alt=A digital drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson in beach wear. Tillman is a fat man with gold top surgery scars and gold all over him. Mike is a tall man with shadows all around him. |Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | + | File:Letsgotothebeach MikeTillman.png|alt=A digital drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson in beach wear. Tillman is a fat man with gold top surgery scars and gold all over him. Mike is a tall man with shadows all around him.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] |
File:Hottopicxclaires MikeTillman.png|alt=A colorful digital drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Mike is a tall man with pale skin and a goth outfit. Tillman is a short fat man with light skin and a pink and pastel outfit.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | File:Hottopicxclaires MikeTillman.png|alt=A colorful digital drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Mike is a tall man with pale skin and a goth outfit. Tillman is a short fat man with light skin and a pink and pastel outfit.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | ||
File:Bandbois MikeTillman.png|alt=A digital drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson in punk outfits. Mike is a tall man with pale skin and long brown hair. Tillman is a short fat man with light skin and dark hair.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | File:Bandbois MikeTillman.png|alt=A digital drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson in punk outfits. Mike is a tall man with pale skin and long brown hair. Tillman is a short fat man with light skin and dark hair.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | ||
File:Arcadedate MikeTillman.png|alt=A digital drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson playing games at an arcade. Mike is a tall man with pale skin and long brown hair. Tillman is a short fat man with light skin and a mullet with incineration scarring on his arms.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | File:Arcadedate MikeTillman.png|alt=A digital drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson playing games at an arcade. Mike is a tall man with pale skin and long brown hair. Tillman is a short fat man with light skin and a mullet with incineration scarring on his arms.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | ||
| − | File:Tillycrab.png|alt=A digital drawing of Mike Townsend, a tall man with brown long hair and pale skin. He is holding a crab in his pocket that has a little hat on it. |Tillman in crab form and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | + | File:Tillycrab.png|alt=A digital drawing of Mike Townsend, a tall man with brown long hair and pale skin. He is holding a crab in his pocket that has a little hat on it.|Tillman in crab form and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] |
| + | File:Eli Tillman Gamer Outfit.png|alt=A fullbody digital drawing of Tillman Henderson from Blaseball sitting down drinking a monster energy drink. He is a fat man with a sleeve of tattoos on his right arm, a carcinization scar across his face and multiple burn scars on his body. He is dressed in green and black and is wearing a backwards baseball cap, a spiked choker, a tank top with the monster logo cut out, capris with mesh over the knees and high heels with the monster logo on them. He is smirking at the camera. The drawing is shaded with bright highlights of green and blue.|Tillman by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs/status/1483817977048928256?s=20&t=q9Oxwb0AT-E4RUFjI3e0aQ Eli] | ||
| + | File:Eli Tillman Shorts.png|alt=A full body drawing of Tillman Henderson from Blaseball flipping off the viewer. He is a fat man with burn scars on his body and carcinization scars on his face. He is wearing trans pride flag shorts and a shirt that reads "down with cis."|Tillman by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs/status/1509726309085327360?s=20&t=q9Oxwb0AT-E4RUFjI3e0aQ Eli] | ||
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Revision as of 16:55, 1 May 2022
They may have participated in the ILB Semi-Centennial. No other information is available after their entry into the Vault. Tour the collection here.
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Tillman Henderson is a lineup player for the Vault Legends, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Henderson previously played for the Baltimore Crabs, Charleston Shoe Thieves, and Rising Stars.
Official League Records
Henderson joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs with the Return of Blaseball.
During the Season 4 elections, Henderson swapped positions from pitcher to lineup player as a result of the Mutual Aid blessing.
During the Season 5 elections, Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations, and Rollback Netcode blessings.
On Season 7, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of Miguel James' baserunning ability.
Henderson was incinerated on Season 9, Day 64, and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse. Henderson returned to Active status following an idol board-related feedback swap with Jaylen Hotdogfingers after the Season 10 regular season concluded.
During the Season 10 elections, Henderson received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season 15.)
During the Coffee Cup, Henderson played for the Cold Brew Crew as a lineup player.
During the Season 12 elections Henderson received a combined stat change of 16.2 → 20.2 as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Infuse will.
During the Season 13 Elections, Henderson's Returned modification activated, pulling them back into the Hall of Flame. Henderson was replaced by Simba Davis.
During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Henderson played for the Rising Stars, until they were collected and made Legendary by the Vault Legends.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Tillman Henderson is the worst person in the entire splort of Blaseball with an effortless heel persona. Put simply, he sucks. Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.
Known Traits
Tillman Henderson is known by many to be “The Worst” but many readers have submitted more detailed descriptions of exactly how Henderson is the worst, and how he has personally wronged them. Here is the latest selection, though new reports will show up any time you refresh the page, and the full list can be found here
Tillman Henderson used to urbex with Brock Forbes and Adalberto Tosser but has chickened out at every opportunity after like the third time.
Tillman Henderson was told by the mothercrab that he had to sacrifice himself in order for Nagomi Mcdaniel to get out of the shell, and it sucked, but he did it anyway.
Tillman Henderson a vehicle for complaining about real-life annoyances like bad drivers and stuff. Baltimore natives jokingly blame Tillman for every inconvenience they may come across in their day-to-day lives. Most of them are right.
Blaseball Career
Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB.
Henderson began pitching with the Baltimore Crabs in Season 1, (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the Season 4 elections where he unfortunately fared much better, and was a valuable part of the Crabs’s offence as they swept through the league in the last half of the Discipline Era.
On Season 9 Day 64, Henderson was incinerated and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse, and as per Crabs tradition his ashes were turned into Memorial Pearls and distributed to Kennedy Loser, Adalberto Tosser, Forrest Best, and Declan Suzanne.
After the conclusion of the Season 10 regular season, Henderson was unexpectedly revived by swapping places with Jaylen Hotdogfingers and joining the Charleston Shoe Thieves as a pitcher (which he was still terrible at).
In the Season 13 Elections Henderson was forced to return to the Hall of Flame alongside Sutton Picklestein, and he was replaced on the Shoe Thieves rotation by Simba Davis.
Henderson remained in the Hall gone but not forgotten, managing to gain an Ego+ modification in Season 18, which eventually led to him playing for the Rising Stars in the ILB ILB Semi-Centennial alongside former teammates Gunther O’Brian, Hewitt Best, Tot Fox and Adalberto Tosser.During the game he was stolen by the Vault Legends, where he remained for the duration of the Expansion Era alongside former teammates Nagomi McDaniel, and Hewitt Best, who was also stolen during the game.
Tabloids and Rumors
- Henderson’s strange and varied career has led to a number of contradictory and unlikely rumours regarding exactly who he is and what he gets up to. This is a collection of some of the ones we have managed to find. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-98.252 out of its Rumor Registry...
Personal Life
Despite the fact that Henderson's multiple regular traffic offenses continue to be paid off by his wealthy parents, his mother, Harmony H. Henderson, did not attend his first funeral due to a scheduling conflict. Henderson never fetches his own balls and is frequently late to practice, primarily due to arguing about his height on his own Wikipedia page. Tillman is very above average height and definitely not short at all <—— this was definitely not written by Tillman. An anonymous former teammate describes Henderson as "a wellspring of insecurity."
Henderson has been regularly described as "intolerable," yet somehow, former teammate Kennedy Loser has been seen tolerating Henderson at length, and the two have matching arm tattoos. Similarly, Henderson's motorbike has a sidecar that is regularly occupied by former teammate Tot Fox. Since joining the Charleston Shoe Thieves, a second sidecar for teammate Gunther O'Brian has been attached. When asked, Henderson claims that the sidecars are employed to better allow him to "cause a f*ckus with the boyz." While he is occasionally seen with teammate Stu Trololol as well, manager Cornelius Games has commented that "those two absolutely cannot be together for more than five minutes or I swear to God the insufferable aura they generate will cause a category 5 hurricane of irritation." The veracity of this claim has yet to be tested.
He is not a Baltimore native and, when playing for the Crabs, he frequently left the Crabitat while not pitching a game to vacation at his father's summer homes. This behavior did not change when he became a batter, but the commute left him much crankier. Prior to season 9, Tillman stated several times on record that he "cannot be killed" by the rogue umpires. These statements are now on record as notably false.
Edit History
- Last edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/4/2020 (Comment: i give up)
- Edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/2/2020 (Comment: STOP VANDALIZING THIS PAGE)
- Edited by TillmanSux87 on 8/1/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 7/31/2020 (Comment: Banned)
- Edited by SteakNShake on 7/30/2020 (Comment: hahahaha screw tillman)
- Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020
Fan Art
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
By @glassgoblin
By @glassgoblin
"woe crab be upon ye"
By @glassgoblin
By @cryptmilk
Catboy Tillman by @itsboattime
Art by @HORSEIZONTAL
by @_waalkr
Declan Suzanne & Tillman Henderson by @Flamierrr
Tillman Henderson & Gunther O'Brian by @graysinbran
Tillman and Mike Townsend mini by Sky
Tillman and Mike Townsend by Eli
Tillman and Mike Townsend by Eli
Tillman and Mike Townsend by Eli
Tillman and Mike Townsend by Eli
Tillman and Mike Townsend by Eli
Tillman in crab form and Mike Townsend by Eli
Tillman by Eli
Tillman by Eli
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