Talk:Tillman Henderson

On top of adding the format argument for the IRM, I was hoping to do some major layout changes for the page itself, the updated format would look something like this:

History:

1 sentence on how Tillman is "the worst"

Reported Traits:

The existing <choose> function but expanded with a template to select and display 3 traits, with updated text for the formatting, and explaining that the page will update when refreshed with "new reports"

Blaseball Career:

A brief walkthrough of Tillman's career, meant to provide a timeline and context for the next section. (I added one bit of flavour for the Crabs Memorial Pearls, so feel free to add some STs flavour if there are any spots you think might fit well!)

Tabloids and Rumours:

Some text to frame the IRM as "contradictory and unlikely rumours about who Tillman is and what he gets up to", followed by the existing IRM section (with some heading level adjustments). This would also probably involving folding in the current non-IRM'd lore into that section. This would probably go in as a filebox to allow for both traditional entries and the poetry already in the IRM.

Full proposal with all of the text is available here for review - let me know what you think!

Spiritphone added to the first sentence of Mike Townsend's Personal Life section such that it read, "Townsend was born and currently lives in Bellevue, Washington, with his boyfriend Tillman Henderson." (Addition bolded for clarity.) This was done without being posted on this Talk page and Townsend's Talk page, both of which are required per our contribution policies. The edit has been reverted, and is open for discussion presently in this thread; please centralize discussion there for ease.

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hey, i'd like to add a new entry to tillman's trait selector, here goes:

'Tillman Henderson has come 6th in Pleople Magazine’s ‘Blaseball’s Best Ass!’ reader vote for 10 seasons straight. Despite campaigning and copious amounts of voter fraud, he has never been able to break the top five. He has been quoted as saying, ‘It’s a literal smear campaign! They hate my ass, Stu! They literally hate my ass so much! You think my ass is poggers, right, Stu? You do?’

Stu Trololol has so far refused to comment.'

Tillman was replaced by a personable Tully Monster on his way out of the Trench, who figured that people calling him Tilly was just a mispronunciation of "Tully" and decided to roll with it. The Tilly Monster wears a large David Byrne style suit at all times, and is excited to play Blaseball with his new friends.