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Henderson joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]]. | Henderson joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]]. | ||
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson swapped positions from pitcher to lineup player as a result of the [[Season 4#Blessings|'''Mutual Aid''']] blessing. |
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' [[Season 5#Blessings|'''Horde Hallucinations''']], and [[Season 5#Blessings|'''Rollback Netcode''']] blessings. |
On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of [[Miguel James]]' baserunning ability. | On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of [[Miguel James]]' baserunning ability. | ||
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Henderson was incinerated on {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 64, and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]]. Henderson returned to Active status following an [[Idols|idol board]]-related [[feedback]] swap with [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] after the [[Season_10#Rise_in_Violence|Season 10]] regular season concluded. | Henderson was incinerated on {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 64, and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]]. Henderson returned to Active status following an [[Idols|idol board]]-related [[feedback]] swap with [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] after the [[Season_10#Rise_in_Violence|Season 10]] regular season concluded. | ||
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson received [[Season 10#Blessings|'''Noise-Cancelling Headphones''']], becoming {{ModLink|Soundproof}}. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other [[Discipline Era]] items across the league, at the beginning of {{BetaSeason|15}}.) |
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Henderson played for the [[Cold Brew Crew]] as a lineup player. | During the [[Coffee Cup]], Henderson played for the [[Cold Brew Crew]] as a lineup player. | ||
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}} Henderson received a combined stat change of {{Star Change|16.2|20.2}} as a result of the Shoe Thieves' [[Season 12#Wills|'''Infuse''']] will. |
| − | During the | + | During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ Elections}}, Henderson's {{ModLink|Returned}} modification activated, pulling them back into the [[Hall of Flame]]. Henderson was replaced by [[Simba Davis]]. |
During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], Henderson played for the [[Rising Stars]], until they were collected and made {{ModLink|Legendary}} by the [[Vault Legends]]. | During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], Henderson played for the [[Rising Stars]], until they were collected and made {{ModLink|Legendary}} by the [[Vault Legends]]. | ||
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Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB. | Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB. | ||
| − | Henderson began pitching with the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in {{BetaSeason|1}}, (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the | + | Henderson began pitching with the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in {{BetaSeason|1}}, (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}} where he unfortunately fared much better, and was a valuable part of the Crabs’s offence as they swept through the league in the last half of the Discipline Era. |
On Season 9 Day 64, Henderson was incinerated and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]], and as per Crabs tradition his ashes were turned into [[Memorial Pearls]] and distributed to [[Kennedy Loser]], [[Adalberto Tosser]], [[Forrest Best]], and [[Declan Suzanne]]. | On Season 9 Day 64, Henderson was incinerated and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]], and as per Crabs tradition his ashes were turned into [[Memorial Pearls]] and distributed to [[Kennedy Loser]], [[Adalberto Tosser]], [[Forrest Best]], and [[Declan Suzanne]]. | ||
Revision as of 18:38, 16 January 2023
They may have participated in the ILB Semi-Centennial. No other information is available after their entry into the Vault. Tour the collection here.
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Tillman Henderson is a lineup player for the Vault Legends, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Henderson previously played for the Baltimore Crabs, Charleston Shoe Thieves, and Rising Stars.
Official League Records
Henderson joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs with the Return of Blaseball.
During the Season β4 elections, Henderson swapped positions from pitcher to lineup player as a result of the Mutual Aid blessing.
During the Season β5 elections, Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations, and Rollback Netcode blessings.
On Season β7, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of Miguel James' baserunning ability.
Henderson was incinerated on Season β9, Day 64, and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse. Henderson returned to Active status following an idol board-related feedback swap with Jaylen Hotdogfingers after the Season 10 regular season concluded.
During the Season β10 elections, Henderson received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season β15.)
During the Coffee Cup, Henderson played for the Cold Brew Crew as a lineup player.
During the Season β12 elections Henderson received a combined stat change of 16.2 → 20.2 as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Infuse will.
During the Season β13 Elections, Henderson's Returned modification activated, pulling them back into the Hall of Flame. Henderson was replaced by Simba Davis.
During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Henderson played for the Rising Stars, until they were collected and made Legendary by the Vault Legends.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Tillman Henderson is the worst person in the entire splort of Blaseball with an effortless heel persona. Put simply, he sucks. Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.
Known Traits
Tillman Henderson is known by many to be “The Worst” but many readers have submitted more detailed descriptions of exactly how Henderson is the worst, and how he has personally wronged them. Here is the latest selection, though new reports will show up any time you refresh the page, and the full list can be found here
TILLMAN HENDERSON SPINS AROUND ONE OF THOSE METAL CRAB CRACKERS LIKE IT'S A BUTTERFLY KNIFE AND THINKS HE'S HOT STUFF FOR IT
Tillman Henderson grew up in an extremely wealthy but controlling household, and joined a blaseball team to piss off his glolfer dad. The two of them barely talk, and the longer Tillman is exposed to genuinely decent people the more he struggles with how out of touch he is.
Tillman Henderson picked his own soundtrack for games, and hums his entry music whenever he steps up to bat.
Blaseball Career
Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB.
Henderson began pitching with the Baltimore Crabs in Season β1, (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the Season β4 elections where he unfortunately fared much better, and was a valuable part of the Crabs’s offence as they swept through the league in the last half of the Discipline Era.
On Season 9 Day 64, Henderson was incinerated and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse, and as per Crabs tradition his ashes were turned into Memorial Pearls and distributed to Kennedy Loser, Adalberto Tosser, Forrest Best, and Declan Suzanne.
After the conclusion of the Season β10 regular season, Henderson was unexpectedly revived by swapping places with Jaylen Hotdogfingers and joining the Charleston Shoe Thieves as a pitcher (which he was still terrible at).
In the Season 13 Elections Henderson was forced to return to the Hall of Flame alongside Sutton Picklestein, and he was replaced on the Shoe Thieves rotation by Simba Davis.
Henderson remained in the Hall gone but not forgotten, managing to gain an Ego+ modification in Season 18, which eventually led to him playing for the Rising Stars in the ILB ILB Semi-Centennial alongside former teammates Gunther O’Brian, Hewitt Best, Tot Fox and Adalberto Tosser.During the game he was stolen by the Vault Legends, where he remained for the duration of the Expansion Era alongside former teammates Nagomi McDaniel, and Hewitt Best, who was also stolen during the game.
Tabloids and Rumors
- Henderson’s strange and varied career has led to a number of contradictory and unlikely rumours regarding exactly who he is and what he gets up to. This is a collection of some of the ones we have managed to find. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-90.31 out of its Rumor Registry...
In Literature
Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Henderson, although he said he "didn't want to":
To write a poem on Tillman is a chore
This unpleasant rotten whiny sad disgrace
Who perhaps it is much better to ignore
I have seen him punch a grandma in the face
Throughout Baltimore his name will earn a curse
And he’s been thrown out of nearly every place
Yes, it’s very hard to find a person worse
He trips waiters when he visits all cafés
And the way he parks his car is near perverse
Plus, of pitching little talent he betrays
His ERA is in the stratosphere
We’re glad he pitches just once in five days
Yet as crass and rude and stupid he appears
If he ever wins a game he’ll earn our cheers.
Edit History
- Last edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/4/2020 (Comment: i give up)
- Edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/2/2020 (Comment: STOP VANDALIZING THIS PAGE)
- Edited by TillmanSux87 on 8/1/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 7/31/2020 (Comment: Banned)
- Edited by SteakNShake on 7/30/2020 (Comment: hahahaha screw tillman)
- Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020
Fan Art
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
By @glassgoblin
By @glassgoblin
"woe crab be upon ye"
By @glassgoblin
By @cryptmilk
Catboy Tillman by @itsboattime
Art by @HORSEIZONTAL
by @_waalkr
Declan Suzanne & Tillman Henderson by @Flamierrr
Tillman Henderson & Gunther O'Brian by @graysinbran
Tillman and Mike Townsend mini by Sky
Tillman and Mike Townsend by Eli
Tillman by Eli
Tillman by Eli
Tillman and Mike Townsend by Eli
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