'''Tillman Henderson''' is a lineup player for the [[Vault Legends]], and has been with the team since the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]]. Henderson previously played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and [[Rising Stars]].
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'''Tillman Henderson''' is a pitcher for the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. Tillman joined the team at the conclusion of the [[Season 10]] regular season. Tillman previously played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]].
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Henderson joined the [[ILB]] as a member of the [[Baltimore Crabs]] at the beginning of [[Season 1]].
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Henderson joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
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During the [[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4 election]], Henderson swapped positions from pitcher to lineup player as a result of the ''Mutual Aid'' [[blessing]].
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During the [[Season 5#Election%20Results|Season 5 election]], Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' ''Horde Hallucinations'' and ''Rollback Netcode'' blessings.
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On [[Season 7]], Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of [[Miguel James]]' baserunning ability.
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Henderson was incinerated on [[Season 9]], Day 64, and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]]. Tillman returned to Active status following an [[Idols|idol board]]-related [[feedback]] swap with [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] after the [[Season_10#Rise_in_Violence|Season 10]] regular season concluded.
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<option>Tillman Henderson was dragged along by [[Kennedy Loser]] and [[Forrest Best]] to help coach the local blittle league team, the Hermit Crabs. While he complains often about having to pitch in, he settled into the role pretty quickly after the kids started looking up to him. His captive audience was witness to cool vape tricks and contact juggling blaseballs. Kennedy would often play a desperate balancing act trying to keep Tillman from becoming too much of a bad influence, but the kids were listening more with him around to the point where he could get through to them, and it kept Tillman out of trouble and supervised.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson has never once parked properly in his life. Maryland drivers are notoriously bad—Tillman is EVERY Maryland driver</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson is a wellspring of insecurity. He self aggrandizes at every opportunity and banters as a defense mechanism. He craves validation.</option>
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During the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson swapped positions from pitcher to lineup player as a result of the {{BetaSeason|4#Blessings|'''Mutual Aid'''}} blessing.
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<option>Tillman Henderson and [[Kennedy Loser]] have matching tattoos. Kennedy, nice beyond measure unlike Tillman, might be the only person in the world who can tolerate Tillman at length. Tillman, in turn, hangs onto his every word like a starved puppy, but tries with all his might to be blasé about it. This is a relationship where Ken is Tillman's best friend but Tillman is absolutely not Ken's best friend, and Tillman knows this though he would never say it out loud.</option>
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During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Horde Hallucinations'''}}, and {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Rollback Netcode'''}} blessings.
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<option>Tillman Henderson would never admit to experiencing feelings, he says that having emotions is "cringe"</option>
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of [[Miguel James]]' baserunning ability.
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<option>Tillman Henderson and Chicago Firefighter [[Declan Suzanne]] are dating, and they make out in Declan's El Camino after every chiclawgo matchup.</option>
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Henderson was incinerated on {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 64, and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]]. Henderson returned to Active status following an [[Idols|idol board]]-related [[feedback]] swap with [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] after the {{BetaSeason|10#Rise_in_Violence}} regular season concluded.
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<option>Tillman Henderson and Chicago Firefighter [[Declan Suzanne]] are absolutely not dating, Tillman is the straightest dude in blaseball, they're just best bros who are not gay and not gay with each other and say 'no homo' a lot just to make sure.</option>
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During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson received {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''Noise-Cancelling Headphones'''}}, becoming {{ModLink|Soundproof}}. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other [[Discipline Era]] items across the league, at the beginning of {{BetaSeason|15}}.)
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<option>Tillman Henderson says he's bi "because since everyone is obviously into me, it'd be unfair to them if I wasn't"</option>
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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Henderson played for the [[Cold Brew Crew]] as a lineup player.
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<option>Tillman Henderson and Chicago Firefighter [[Declan Suzanne]] should never ever have been put in a room together, and now that they're together they were gonna be just the worst most toxic couple, but somehow the two manage to temper each others' worst characteristics in a stable bond and nobody is sure what is even going on.</option>
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}} Henderson received a combined stat change of {{Star Change|16.2|20.2}} as a result of the Shoe Thieves' {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} will.
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<option>Tillman Henderson is the reason blaseball doesn't have errors. He and [[Declan Suzanne]] made out on top of the scoreboard buttons, causing the board to display ERR: 58008 on and off until the bulbs exploded.</option>
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During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ Elections}}, Henderson's {{ModLink|Returned}} modification activated, pulling them back into the [[Hall of Flame]]. Henderson was replaced by [[Simba Davis]].
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<option>Tillman Henderson is the kind of person who brings an acoustic guitar to the party and tries to play Wonderwall. He gets frustrated when people don't sing along. He tells people over and over again that he's going to pick up playing again but never does.</option>
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During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], Henderson played for the [[Rising Stars]], until they were collected and made {{ModLink|Legendary}} by the [[Vault Legends]].
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<option>Tillman Henderson grew up in an extremely wealthy but controlling household, and joined a blaseball team to piss off his glolfer dad. The two of them barely talk, and the longer Tillman is exposed to genuinely decent people the more he struggles with how out of touch he is.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson's dad pulled strings to get him into the internet league and he often calls his dad to borrow money. He tries to pay for everything and gets expensive stuff for people as a status symbol because he's incredibly insecure and hasn't internalized that the crabs really don't care about his money despite it repeatedly being told to his face.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson has a longboard hanging up on his wall and hasn't touched it in seven years.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson doesn't read very well.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson has an ATV that he drives on paved roads. It has a little sidecar that [[Tot Fox]] rides in sometimes.</option>
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<option>TILLMAN HENDERSON SPINS AROUND ONE OF THOSE METAL CRAB CRACKERS LIKE IT'S A BUTTERFLY KNIFE AND THINKS HE'S HOT STUFF FOR IT</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson has been the wingman for [[Sutton Dreamy]]'s inumerable antics or pranks, any time she needs a hand doing something incredibly stupid she counts on him to be her partner in crime.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson does fistbumps but he always has to yell 'bro fist' when he does it. Tillman Henderson still gives people noogies.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson has been banned from nearly every single bar and club in Baltimore County. Bouncers all known him by face, he is literally in the textbook for bouncing and gave permission for them to use it because he thinks all publicity is good publicity. Tillman has a lifetime ban from every Dave N Busters.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson goes to Dave N Busters and asks for bottle service.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson and [[[[Silvaire Roadhouse]]]] play pool and have weekly gossip sessions at the dave and busters.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson is a projection of your worst insecurities. He might never himself become a better person but through him others learn about themselves and become better people for it. Thanks to this, and despite his worst efforts, Tillman still manages to forge connections with others.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson a vehicle for complaining about real-life annoyances like bad drivers and stuff. Baltimore natives jokingly blame Tillman for every inconvenience they may come across in their day-to-day lives. Most of them are right.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson is the only member of the Baltimore Crabs to have not carcinized. While others have walked the halls of the crabmother and communed with her in search of guidance, the crabmother refuses to speak with Tillman Henderson.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson killed his dad.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson will put tons of hot sauce on homecooked meals because he wants to look tough about it not even being spicy while the food didn't need any hot sauce to begin with.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson has the energy of, like, "you go to a big family get together and like your family is big but there are only like three or four people your age cuz the rest are all young kids or adults but there's this one cousin you really don't interact with otherwise because you have nothing in common and he kinda gives you a weird vibe where he's really fratty and kinda judgmental and stuff but you're sitting in their room at this party and watching him play madden and you hate madden you just don't know what could possibly be fun about the game because you never played it and only watched it but what else are you gonna do because you don't like having to hang out with the older family members because they always end up talking about politics and they're really loud about it and you get overstimulated so you hang out in this room instead and the room has a subtle funk to it that is definitely not weed and definitely not cheese and your eyes kinda glaze over to the CRT lights of the madden game and your cousin's constant talkover about the game becomes rhythmic as you lose sense of place and he's too self centered to actually hold a conversation but it beats having someone trying to include you in conversation by asking you when you're getting straight married and why your degree was useless but simultaneously shame you for dropping out of college too, your cousin is too in the game to probe you about your life and as long as he doesn't you can uphold the facade that he wouldn't ask those questions if he did notice you for a second because he hasn't given you a chance to prove or disprove how grating his personality is so limbo becomes the most comfortable state to be in sitting on the corner of this unmade bed waiting for dinner to arrive as the time stretches on in the most infinite way that only awkward family get togethers have"</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson talks about picking up streaming but doesn't really understand the level of work that has to be put into gathering an audience so he gives up again and again every time.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson died flipping off the umpire with one hand and flipping off the entire stadium with the other. The city still joked about how awful he is after, but the words felt heavier, eyes watering a little.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson's ghost can be seen with [[Sutton Dreamy]]'s goggles and Tillman will NOT stop bugging her, which is why the goggles don't actually help her very much</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson's ghost still haunts everyone who had the misfortune of earning his endearment and now that he can go through walls they just can't get time to themselves.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson is dumbwoke and has a skull too thick to process discourse of any kind, he's supportive in the most Tillman way that still makes you exhausted to hear.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson doesn't care about being a good person, and if anything he knows that every sh*tty thing he does is spitting in the face of his family image, and he revels in it, but [[Kennedy Loser]] can see clear through the insecurity which is why they're friends despite the odds.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson represents a moment, an incremental improvement from awful person to negligibly less awful person, day by day, with your most awful self stretched infinitely behind you and your somewhat decent self off beyond the horizon, both forever out of reach as you crawl from this one moment of your life to the next. There is no climax to the struggle, it's routine.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson picked his own soundtrack for games, and hums his entry music whenever he steps up to bat.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson was the one who invited everyone else to the parade in season eight. The afterparty was at his parents' place and there was a lot of sh*tty beer.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson used to urbex with [[Brock Forbes]] and [[Adalberto Tosser]] but has chickened out at every opportunity after like the third time.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson has left bad yelp reviews on pretty much every establishment in Baltimore. Pretty much every resident in the city knows not to give him attention, but his antics still catch unaware tourists or visitors and that alone sustains him.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson owns a very expensive watch. He still has no concept of time, and upon being asked what day, week or year it is, will either give you a completely random number (usually a joke one, as well) or tell you that "time to get a watch," "a hair past a freckle," or "time isn't real, shut the hell up."</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson is so wrapped up in his ideas of masculinity that despite knowing he's an awful person he refuses to reach out for help about it because he believes he has to deal with it alone as a show of inner strength</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson was banned from [[Pedro Davids]]' caravan without supervision. Tillman Henderson is now banned from [[Pedro Davids]]' caravan entirely.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson has no idea what team he's playing on at any given moment and calls them all 'the Tillman Henderson fan club'.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson vapes. The artisanal vape shop sent flowers at his funeral.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson gave all his peanuts from the hall to the birds in exchange for unshelling [[Nagomi McDaniel]].</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson ate every single peanut tributed to him, even though he was allergic.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson was actually sent back from the hall because he got ahold of the auxiliary cord and would not stop playing "I Got A Feeling"</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson was told by the mothercrab that he had to sacrifice himself in order for [[Nagomi McDaniel]] to get out of the shell, and it sucked, but he did it anyway.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson had absolutely nothing to do with [[Nagomi McDaniel]] being unshelled, but he claims he does because everything good that happens to the Crabs is obviously because of him.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson hired [[Silvaire Roadhouse]] to help him fake his own death for the insurance payout, but the umps killed him before she could do it.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson only tries his hardest during games when his team is already winning and he wants to show off and rub it in. He can only hit a home run if it absolutely doesn't matter.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson and [[Kennedy Loser]] have matching tattoos that say TILLMAN and HENDERSON and Tillman and [[Declan Suzanne]] have matching tattoos that say DECLAN and SUZANNE.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson hit triples with such an unnatural frequency that the Crabs still call them Tilly Triples.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson and [[Tot Fox]] are besties and Tillman can understand everything [[Tot Fox]] says even without fox-to-english translation. They watch Naruto together. Tillman's favorite character was Sasuke until he "sold out."</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson cares about being seen as this rulebreaking badguy. The kind of person that googles himself and edits his own wiki article. He is actually clever and a good blaseball player who's biggest roadblock to making it big is himself. It's unsure how many of his terrible things are exaggerated to serve Tillmans ego and how many are actually stuff he did. </option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson is a horrible person in a comedic/entertaining fashion, but if he didn't have some endearing qualities or charisma, he would have been curbside a long time ago. It is literally impossible for anyone who knows Tillman Henderson to explain this.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson is a vehicle through which everyone channels their peeves. When you knock your shin against the coffee table, that's Tillman. When your milk spoiled, Tillman. Existential horror living in an uncaring world? Tillman, i guess.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson is every kid you knew in high school who thought he was gonna make it but still lives in the same town and talks about leaving it ten or fifteen years later, Tillman Henderson is an avatar of pity and insecurity.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson is genuinely loved by most members of the Baltimore Crabs but not a single one of them would say it out loud, especially because he'd cling to the idea and also lord it over them forever and it would suck.</option>
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<option>Tillman Henderson has weird hyperspecific prejudices that are totally orthogonal to any existing power structures in the world. He HATES Lake Superior. He thinks monosyllabic last names are stupid. If he finds out you have EVER painted just one wall of a room a color as an "accent" he will refuse to speak to you ever again.</option>
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==History==
==History==
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Henderson is just a terrible person. He sucks. Nobody likes him.
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Tillman Henderson is the worst person in the entire splort of Blaseball with an effortless heel persona. Put simply, he sucks. Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.
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He got a spot in the pitching roster because his father, Thrillman J. Henderson, was a hedge fund manager who recommended an accountant with questionable methods to the Crabs' Chief Financial Officer.
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Henderson is frequently rude to support staff, medical staff and the wizard staff which hovers in the center of the Crabs' dressing room. He is constantly late to training, usually due to arguing about his height on his own Wikipedia page. Tillman is very above average height and definitely not short at all <----- this was definitely not written by Tillman. He is a fan of the Exxon Valdez Oil Spill on Facebook because he thinks it's "cool when lots of birds die". He never fetches his own balls.
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===Known Traits===
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Tillman Henderson is known by many to be “The Worst” but many readers have submitted more detailed descriptions of exactly how Henderson is the worst, and how he has personally wronged them. Here is the latest selection, though new reports will show up any time you refresh the page, and the full list can be found [[Tillman Henderson/personality|here]]
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His favorite book is the audiobook of Ready Player One as read by Wil Wheaton. He enjoys his mac and cheese with copious amounts of ketchup and mustard.
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==Blaseball Career==
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Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB.
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He has faced strong backlash from fan organizations for posting fan art without crediting the artists on social media. His response of "idk who did it I just found it" was not well-received either.
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Henderson began pitching with the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in {{BetaSeason|1}}, (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}} where he unfortunately fared much better, and was a valuable part of the Crabs’s offence as they swept through the league in the last half of the Discipline Era.
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He is not a Baltimore native, and frequently leaves the Crabitat to vacation at his father's summer homes when he is not pitching a game. He has stated several times that he "cannot be killed" by the rogue umpires, but he may in fact be bribing them to keep from being incinerated. He has a matching arm tattoo with Kennedy Loser.
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On Season 9 Day 64, Henderson was incinerated and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]], and as per Crabs tradition his ashes were turned into [[Memorial Pearls]] and distributed to [[Kennedy Loser]], [[Adalberto Tosser]], [[Forrest Best]], and [[Declan Suzanne]].
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He always makes a huge mess in restaurants, and never tips. He has several driving offenses, and always parks at a 35-70'''°''' angle. He is currently being investigated for several thousands of dollars worth of unpaid tickets. It is unclear why he still has a license.
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After the conclusion of the {{BetaSeason|10}} regular season, Henderson was unexpectedly revived by swapping places with [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] and joining the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] as a pitcher (which he was still terrible at).
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Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.
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In the Season 13 Elections Henderson was forced to return to the [[Hall of Flame]] alongside [[Sutton Picklestein]], and he was replaced on the [[Shoe Thieves]] rotation by [[Simba Davis]].
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Henderson remained in the Hall gone but not forgotten, managing to gain an Ego+ modification in Season 18, which eventually led to him playing for the [[Rising Stars]] in the ILB [[ILB Semi-Centennial]] alongside former teammates [[Gunther O’Brian]], [[Hewitt Best]], [[Tot Fox]] and [[Adalberto Tosser]].During the game he was stolen by the [[Vault Legends]], where he remained for the duration of the Expansion Era alongside former teammates [[Nagomi McDaniel]], and [[Hewitt Best]], who was also stolen during the game.
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During the [[Extended Siesta|extended siesta]], Tillman discovered a large group of much nicer Tillman clones living in the woods of Maryland, having escaped from the Henderson Cloning Facility and built a life for themselves in the forest. Tillman hired a pirate physicist to create a quantum field interdimensional transporter, transported himself to another dimension with higher technology, and hired another pirate physicist with more advanced technology to create a hyperquantum interdimensional pocket universe entangler, which he used to send the nice Tillman clones to a pocket universe, eliminating any chance of escaping incineration in the process.
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Tillman also grew a soul patch during the extended siesta.
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/charleston-shoe-thieves-top-10-tillman-henderson-moments-that-actually-happened Top Ten Tillman Henderson Moments That ACTUALLY Happened] by [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com the garages]
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/shutout shutout] by madden (prod. ty jackson)
File:Bufftillman.jpg|Art by [https://twitter.com/HORSEIZONTAL @HORSEIZONTAL]
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File:Art by @ waalkr 41.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1325946508462727173?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
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File:These idiots gay! good for them good for them.jpg|[[Declan Suzanne]] & Tillman Henderson by {{Twitter|name=Flamierrr}}
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File:Tillman riv to u.png|By [https://patchwork-quilts.tumblr.com/ @Patchwork-Quilts]
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File:Tilly and gunth.png|Tillman Henderson & [[Gunther O'Brian]] by {{Twitter|name=graysinbran}}
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File:Mike and tillman mini.png|alt=A mini of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Mike is lifting Tillman up in the air with shadows.|Tillman and Mike Townsend mini by [https://twitter.com/HetreaSky Sky]
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File:Eli mike ref.png|alt=A reference page for Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Tillman is a shorter, fat man with light skin and blue-black hair and tattoos and Mike is a tall and thin man with pale skin wearing a flannel|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli]
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File:Eli Tillman Gamer Outfit.png|alt=A fullbody digital drawing of Tillman Henderson from Blaseball sitting down drinking a monster energy drink. He is a fat man with a sleeve of tattoos on his right arm, a carcinization scar across his face and multiple burn scars on his body. He is dressed in green and black and is wearing a backwards baseball cap, a spiked choker, a tank top with the monster logo cut out, capris with mesh over the knees and high heels with the monster logo on them. He is smirking at the camera. The drawing is shaded with bright highlights of green and blue.|Tillman by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs/status/1483817977048928256?s=20&t=q9Oxwb0AT-E4RUFjI3e0aQ Eli]
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File:Eli Tillman Shorts.png|alt=A full body drawing of Tillman Henderson from Blaseball flipping off the viewer. He is a fat man with burn scars on his body and carcinization scars on his face. He is wearing trans pride flag shorts and a shirt that reads "down with cis."|Tillman by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs/status/1509726309085327360?s=20&t=q9Oxwb0AT-E4RUFjI3e0aQ Eli]
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File:Tillsenddance.png|alt=A drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson from Blaseball dancing together. Mike is leaning into Tillman as they hold hands and smile.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli]
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COMMUNITY REPORTS The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Tillman Henderson is the worst person in the entire splort of Blaseball with an effortless heel persona. Put simply, he sucks. Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.
Known Traits
Tillman Henderson is known by many to be “The Worst” but many readers have submitted more detailed descriptions of exactly how Henderson is the worst, and how he has personally wronged them. Here is the latest selection, though new reports will show up any time you refresh the page, and the full list can be found here
Tillman Henderson is genuinely loved by most members of the Baltimore Crabs but not a single one of them would say it out loud, especially because he'd cling to the idea and also lord it over them forever and it would suck.
Tillman Henderson has been the wingman for Sutton Dreamy's inumerable antics or pranks, any time she needs a hand doing something incredibly stupid she counts on him to be her partner in crime.
Tillman Henderson would never admit to experiencing feelings, he says that having emotions is "cringe"
Blaseball Career
Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB.
Henderson began pitching with the Baltimore Crabs in Season β1, (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the Season β4 elections where he unfortunately fared much better, and was a valuable part of the Crabs’s offence as they swept through the league in the last half of the Discipline Era.
After the conclusion of the Season β10 regular season, Henderson was unexpectedly revived by swapping places with Jaylen Hotdogfingers and joining the Charleston Shoe Thieves as a pitcher (which he was still terrible at).
Henderson remained in the Hall gone but not forgotten, managing to gain an Ego+ modification in Season 18, which eventually led to him playing for the Rising Stars in the ILB ILB Semi-Centennial alongside former teammates Gunther O’Brian, Hewitt Best, Tot Fox and Adalberto Tosser.During the game he was stolen by the Vault Legends, where he remained for the duration of the Expansion Era alongside former teammates Nagomi McDaniel, and Hewitt Best, who was also stolen during the game.
Tabloids and Rumors
Henderson’s strange and varied career has led to a number of contradictory and unlikely rumours regarding exactly who he is and what he gets up to. This is a collection of some of the ones we have managed to find. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-90.31 out of its Rumor Registry...
In Literature
Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Henderson, although he said he "didn't want to":
To write a poem on Tillman is a chore
This unpleasant rotten whiny sad disgrace
Who perhaps it is much better to ignore
I have seen him punch a grandma in the face
Throughout Baltimore his name will earn a curse
And he’s been thrown out of nearly every place
Yes, it’s very hard to find a person worse
He trips waiters when he visits all cafés
And the way he parks his car is near perverse
Plus, of pitching little talent he betrays
His ERA is in the stratosphere
We’re glad he pitches just once in five days
Yet as crass and rude and stupid he appears
If he ever wins a game he’ll earn our cheers.
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Fan Works
Tillman Henderson is the focus of the following song(s):
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