Phineas Wormthrice

Phineas Wormthrice
Finny in the Wash by Sniv Finny Tlopps Card by Saffron
Basic Information
Team	Hellmouth Sunbeams
Status	Shadowed
Batting	(3.3)
Pitching	(2.7)
Defense	(2.7)
Running	(1.3)
Modifications	2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2.  ScatteredThis Player returned from Elsewhere a bit Scattered.
Items	Rock Glove of Intelligence ●●●●
Dates Active	May 16, 2021–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Shapeshifting
Coffee Style	Flat White
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	49
Biographical Details
Pronouns	ey/em
Other Background Information
Heliolatric Zodiac	Blessed Amalgamation

Phineas Wormthrice is a player in the Shadows for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since the Season 18 Endseason.

Official League Records

Wormthrice joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Hellmouth Sunbeams as the Sunbeams' Season 18 Playoff Birth.

During the Season 18 elections, Wormthrice joined the Hellmouth Sunbeams' lineup in exchange for Kaj Statter Jr. via the Sunbeams' Foreshadow Will.

On Season 19, Day 98, Wormthrice’s allergy was cured by The Pocket’s Peanut Mister.

During the Season 20 elections, Wormthrice gained the 2x modification as a result of the Sunbeams' Magnify will. Wormthrice's moxie then increased 1.0 → 2.0 and thwackability increased 4.1 → 4.3 as a result of the Global Guts blessing.

On Season 23, Day 48, Wormthrice retreated to the Sunbeams' Shadows in exchange for Guy Gulp at Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field via the Ratified Voicemail.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Description

Phineas Wormthrice is a being composed of yarn, clay, and worms. Eir ability to shift eir form means ey always look different, although ey are recognisable by a few distinctive characteristics — being made of these materials, a jester's hat or bowtie, eir use of plural pronouns and the royal ‘we’, and eir distinctive style of movement. Ey have been described as moving 'like a stop motion animation', in a stuttering, disjointed manner.

History

It is unknown how Wormthrice ended up in the Shadow Moabbey or why eir time in the Shadows was so shockingly short. Gaining any information on Wormthrice’s existence before the Moabbey is also, seemingly, impossible, though some speculate ey may be some sort of infernal, abyssal, or astral creature. None of these claims are confirmed.

Despite expectations based on eir name, Wormthrice has repeatedly stated that ey have no idea what a worm is. Ey often offer compensation to any individual who can tell em what a worm is, and upon encountering any new item will ask whether it is a worm. Searching for ‘worms’ is how ey often spend eir time between games. Upon questioning the Sunbeams have confirmed that yes, ey have been shown a real worm. This does not appear to have slowed eir quest.

Career With The Sunbeams

Wormthrice has a unique relationship with many members of the team, some of whom may be put off by eir habit of rummaging through the trash, muttering to emself. Ey may be seen assisting Eugenia Bickle in her greenhouse, being thrown long distances by Jayden Wright, or running away from Kaz Fiasco screaming. As charming as Wormthrice’s antics are to fans, ey seemingly incite notable amounts of chaos within the team itself, especially enacting strange responses from Lars Taylor. Taylor has been quoted as saying that star doesn’t like what star sees ‘between eir frames’.

Controversies

Wormthrice has been the center of various controversies, mostly due to eir affinity for what ey refer to as “pranks” and others have described as “being incredibly annoying”. These various incidents have been reported by members of the Hellmouth community and beyond, though some have been reported in the following IRM. The IRM randomly chooses one backstory of many written by the Blaseball community when the page is loaded. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-67.564 out of its Rumor Registry...

Many, many people have reported that Wormthrice will speak endlessly about issues of both bonecourse and what has been dubbed “wormcourse,” in a similar vein. Most have deemed this incessant talk about topics that are held in high regard in the Hellmouth community as “somehow completely incomprehensible, despite being an incomprehensible topic.”

Fan Works

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  Phineas Wormthrice Tlopps card
  by Saffron

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  Phineas Wormthrice with Tot Best, Borg Ruiz, and Guy Gulp
  by Olive

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  Phineas Wormthrice in your washing machine
  photographed by Sniv

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  Phineas Wormthrice in your garage
  photographed by Sniv

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