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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], and was with the team from {{BetaSeason|1| the Return of Blaseball}} until being [[Incineration|incinerated]] on {{BetaSeason|2}}, Day 25.
  
Nora Perez was a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. She was [[Incineration|incinerated]] in [[Season 2]], in a game against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], and replaced by [[Holden Stanton]].
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==Official League Records==
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Perez joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
<br />{{Community Lore}}
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On {{BetaSeason|2}}, Day 25, Perez was [[Incineration|incinerated]] and replaced by [[Holden Stanton]].
  
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On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 13, while inhabiting [[Velasquez Alstott]] of the [[Shoe Thieves]], Perez batted in [[Oscar Dollie]] who had exited the [[Investigation#Secret Base|Secret Base]] at [[Choux Stadium]].
  
== In Literature ==
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The Crabs Poet Laureate [[Runolfio Peeper]] immortalized Perez in his famous poem "Perez at the Bat":
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==Fan Art==
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File:Nora Perez - Goblin.png|Art by '''[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/ @glassgoblin]'''
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File:Nora Perez - Marn.jpg|Art by [https://twitter.com/corpserevivers/ '''@corpserevivers''']
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File:Business Nora Perez - Marn.jpg|Art by [https://twitter.com/corpserevivers/ '''@corpserevivers''']
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File:Nora Perez and Combs Duende - Glassgoblin.png|Nora and [[Combs Duende|Combs]], art by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin @Glassgoblin]
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<blockquote><poem>
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There is a place called Mudville
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In B’More’s Crabitat
 
Where players sit and wait until
 
They get a chance to bat.
 
 
 
And from those soggy dugout seats
 
Rose Nora—“The Perez”
 
She slowly dusted off her cleats
 
Then screamed, the story says.
 
 
 
Her battle cry was felt all round,
 
And fans raised pincers high.
 
She stamped her foot upon the ground,
 
Then looked out to the sky.
 
 
 
The sun was blotted, black and dark,
 
And shadows bathed the bleachers.
 
The Discipline had brought this stark
 
And somber set of features.
 
 
 
But Nora boldly grabbed her bat,
 
And marched upon the field,
 
The Crabs were losing; given that
 
She knew she could not yield.
 
 
 
She passed the umpire by the plate
 
And glanced into his eyes—
 
She witnessed boundless depths of hate
 
And learned her own demise.
 
 
 
She paused to try to understand
 
What vision she had spied.
 
She felt a tremor in her hand.
 
But Nora never cried.
 
 
 
She looked down to the pitcher’s mound,
 
Resolved to see things through.
 
And though she contemplated death, profound,
 
Blaseball was all she knew.
 
 
 
The pitch came fast, both high and in
 
She wasted little time
 
Her bat swung hard, she hoped to win
 
A final hit, sublime.
 
 
 
A heavy thwack did echo out
 
The ball floated away.
 
The fans all rose to give a shout.
 
It sailed into the bay.
 
  
She dropped her bat, began to trot
 
Then looked over her shoulder
 
And saw the umpire, eyes white hot
 
His body all a smolder.
 
 
There was flash, the crowd went mute,
 
And from the murky harbor deep,
 
A great crab rose, gave a salute,
 
And honored Nora’s final sweep.
 
 
Oh, somewhere in some universe
 
The sun is shining bright,
 
The Crabs are not under a curse,
 
and somewhere hearts are light;
 
 
Forbidden books lie closed somewhere,
 
Despite our base desire.
 
But there is no joy in Mudville—
 
The mighty Perez has been incinerated by a rogue umpire.
 
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Latest revision as of 05:49, 17 January 2023

Nora Perez was a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs, and was with the team from the Return of Blaseball until being incinerated on Season β2, Day 25.

Official League Records

Perez joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β2, Day 25, Perez was incinerated and replaced by Holden Stanton.

On Season β17, Day 13, while inhabiting Velasquez Alstott of the Shoe Thieves, Perez batted in Oscar Dollie who had exited the Secret Base at Choux Stadium.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Nora Perez Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-59.685 and start reading...

Hello!

Hi there! Funny seeing you in a place like this! My name is Nora, and I’m here to help you figure out what’s going on. What’s the last thing you can remember?

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Okay well that sounds like a lot. What do you think happened?

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Are you sure? Does it look like you’re recovering? You know the umpires don’t miss. And even if there’s a fire eater around sometimes they're just not in the right place at the right time, and that’s not their fault - it’s just bad luck. So what do you think happened? Where do you think you really are?

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Mhm. That’s right, this is the Hall of Flame. You’ve been incinerated by a rogue umpire. Don't worry it happens to the best of us. It’s not the end of the world though! There’s still plenty of life left for you to live out - even if it wasn’t quite what you were expecting.

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Oh me? Well I died a long time ago, and I wasn’t that big of a deal back then either. I was actually on the worst team in the league if you can believe it!

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What? No - The Crabs.

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People keep saying that but I’m still pretty sure they’re making it up. Tillman even tried it and that’s how you know this is just an extended joke at my expense.

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Anyway, back when I died there wasn't really anyone down here, it was only Season 2, so there were just a handful of folks scattered around trying to figure out what to do next, but now there’s loads of people here to meet!

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That’s right! Everyone who’s ever died is down here! Well mostly everyone. Is there someone in particular that you want to see? I’ve actually got a list of folks that I wanted to introduce you to. You might not know all of them yet, but I’m sure you’ll be good friends once you get talking.

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Don’t worry, there’s nothing you need to be afraid of anymore, and no need to rush. Just take your time, and welcome to the Hall of Flame.


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