Nora Perez/IF-59.685

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Hello!

Hi there! Funny seeing you in a place like this! My name is Nora, and I’m here to help you figure out what’s going on. What’s the last thing you can remember?

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Okay well that sounds like a lot. What do you think happened?

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Are you sure? Does it look like you’re recovering? You know the umpires don’t miss. And even if there’s a fire eater around sometimes they're just not in the right place at the right time, and that’s not their fault - it’s just bad luck. So what do you think happened? Where do you think you really are?

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Mhm. That’s right, this is the Hall of Flame. You’ve been incinerated by a rogue umpire. Don't worry it happens to the best of us. It’s not the end of the world though! There’s still plenty of life left for you to live out - even if it wasn’t quite what you were expecting.

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Oh me? Well I died a long time ago, and I wasn’t that big of a deal back then either. I was actually on the worst team in the league if you can believe it!

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What? No - The Crabs.

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People keep saying that but I’m still pretty sure they’re making it up. Tillman even tried it and that’s how you know this is just an extended joke at my expense.

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Anyway, back when I died there wasn't really anyone down here, it was only Season 2, so there were just a handful of folks scattered around trying to figure out what to do next, but now there’s loads of people here to meet!

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That’s right! Everyone who’s ever died is down here! Well mostly everyone. Is there someone in particular that you want to see? I’ve actually got a list of folks that I wanted to introduce you to. You might not know all of them yet, but I’m sure you’ll be good friends once you get talking.

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Don’t worry, there’s nothing you need to be afraid of anymore, and no need to rush. Just take your time, and welcome to the Hall of Flame.