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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]], and has been with the team since [[Season 1]].
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During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], Larsen joined the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]' lineup in exchange for [[Grey Alvarado]] as a result of the Breath Mints' [[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will.
 
During the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]], Larsen joined the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]' lineup in exchange for [[Grey Alvarado]] as a result of the Breath Mints' [[Season 14#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will.
  
On [[Season 17]], Day 16, Larsen's [[Player Attributes#Batting attributes|thwackability]] was siphoned by [[Philly Pies]] pitcher [[Tiana Takahashi]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather.
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On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 16, Larsen's [[Player Attributes#Batting attributes|thwackability]] was siphoned by [[Philly Pies]] pitcher [[Tiana Takahashi]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather.
  
During the [[Season 19]] [[Season 19#Earlsiesta|Earlsiesta]] Larsen was given the {{ModLink|Seeker}} modification as part of the seasonal reading.
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During the {{BetaSeason|19}} [[Season 19#Earlsiesta|Earlsiesta]] Larsen was given the {{ModLink|Seeker}} modification as part of the seasonal reading.
  
On [[Season 21]], Day 17, Larsen's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Dallas Steaks]] pitcher [[Leach Herman]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather.
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On {{BetaSeason|21}}, Day 17, Larsen's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Dallas Steaks]] pitcher [[Leach Herman]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather.
  
On [[Season 21]], Day 84, Larsen retreated to the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Leach Ingram]] at the [[Kansas City FreshDome]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}. On Day 95, Larsen joined the Breath Mints' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Lucas Petty]] via the [[Kansas City FreshDome]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|21}}, Day 84, Larsen retreated to the Breath Mints' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Leach Ingram]] at the [[Kansas City FreshDome]] via the Ratified {{ModLink|Voicemail}}. On Day 95, Larsen joined the Breath Mints' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Lucas Petty]] via the [[Kansas City FreshDome]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
  
On [[Season 21]], Day 105, Larsen retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for [[Lucas Petty]] as a result of the Kansas City FreshDome's {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|21}}, Day 105, Larsen retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for [[Lucas Petty]] as a result of the Kansas City FreshDome's {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
  
Over the course of [[Season 23]], Larsen entered and exited the Breath Mints' Shadows three times as a result of Kansas City FreshDome '''Fax Machine''' and '''Voicemail''' events, ending the Season on the lineup.
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Over the course of {{BetaSeason|23}}, Larsen entered and exited the Breath Mints' Shadows three times as a result of Kansas City FreshDome '''Fax Machine''' and '''Voicemail''' events, ending the Season on the lineup.
  
 
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Revision as of 23:04, 14 January 2023

Kina Larsen is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and has been with the team since Season β1.

Official League Records

Larsen joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season 14 elections, Larsen joined the Kansas City Breath Mints' lineup in exchange for Grey Alvarado as a result of the Breath Mints' Foreshadow will.

On Season β17, Day 16, Larsen's thwackability was siphoned by Philly Pies pitcher Tiana Takahashi in a game with Blooddrain weather.

During the Season β19 Earlsiesta Larsen was given the Seeker modification as part of the seasonal reading.

On Season β21, Day 17, Larsen's defensive ability was siphoned by Dallas Steaks pitcher Leach Herman in a game with Blooddrain weather.

On Season β21, Day 84, Larsen retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Leach Ingram at the Kansas City FreshDome via the Ratified Voicemail. On Day 95, Larsen joined the Breath Mints' pitching rotation in exchange for Lucas Petty via the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine.

On Season β21, Day 105, Larsen retreated to the Breath Mints' Shadows in exchange for Lucas Petty as a result of the Kansas City FreshDome's Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season β23, Larsen entered and exited the Breath Mints' Shadows three times as a result of Kansas City FreshDome Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup.

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History

Kina Larsen is an energetic and determined young human who first joined the Breath Mints’ active roster in the Season β14 elections.

In it’s first game of active play with the Breath Mints, Larsen hit a home run into the Big Buckets, a feat no other Breath Mints player had yet been able to achieve. After the game, Larsen informed press that in addition to blaseball, ey enjoyed playing blasketball in hir free time. Larsen also asked if anyone had any almond joys on hand. When told no, Larsen promptly left.

Career as a Seeker

During Season β19, after Larsen became a Seeker, Uncle Plasma began mentoring em as a junior detective, taking it under his wing. A quick and eager learner, Larsen soon found far more investigative success than Plasma, having sought out and returned home numerous Elsewhere players, while Plasma had found exactly zero clues over over the course of his career with the Mints. When asked about Larsen’s talent in comparison to his own, Plasma would only glow with pride, and was said to always keep an almond joy in the pocket of his trenchcoat for the young gumshoe.

In addition to seeking out teammates, Larsen also enjoys searching for wild mint (though it notably avoids spearmint), driftwood, and of course, almond joys.

Larsen is the reigning multi-season champion of the Breath Mints annual scavenger hunt, earning the distrust of Max Betmint, who arranges the games as a test to see who he should be wary of. Though unconfirmed, it is rumored that this may have something to do with Larsen’s relegation to the Breath Mints’ Shadows for several periods during eir career.

Plasma’s Vaulting

During the Season β20 elections, the Boss announced that Plasma and Liquid Friend's Investigation was completed; immediately sending them both to the Vault. Larsen was distraught over the sudden disappearance of hir mentor, and began desperately searching Plasma’s room for clues. In eir search Larsen discovered many stacks of Plasma’s notes, several cups of stale coffee, and a large store of almond joys in a locked chest. However, the only actual clue found was a single red herring.

Larsen has not given up hope in retrieving Plasma, and was reportedly seen determinedly staring towards the Vault alongside replica Uncle Plasma IX during the Breath Mints’ navigation out of the Hall in Season β24, fearless even in the face of the encroaching Horizon.

Chants

  • Eyyyyyyy
  • I Kina like Kina!
  • Hit the buckets Kina!
  • Larseny! (when stealing)

Fan Works

Gallery