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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1I_DcrbnKo Party Problems] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] | *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1I_DcrbnKo Party Problems] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] | ||
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| − | File:Youre going to tell me im WRONG.png|Statter by [https://twitter.com/marcheriest '''@marcheriest'''] | + | File:Youre going to tell me im WRONG.png|Statter Jr. by [https://twitter.com/marcheriest '''@marcheriest'''] |
File:Statter up babey.gif|Statter up by '''@realdiscordbot''' | File:Statter up babey.gif|Statter up by '''@realdiscordbot''' | ||
| − | File:Kaj by wade.png|Statter by [https://twitter.com/wadecharade '''@wadecharade'''] | + | File:Kaj by wade.png|Statter Jr. by [https://twitter.com/wadecharade '''@wadecharade'''] |
| − | File:Kaj by olive.png|Statter design by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks '''Olive'''] | + | File:Kaj by olive.png|Statter Jr. design by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks '''Olive'''] |
File:Wait we have boats?.jpg|alt=Art of Kaj Statter Jr of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Kaj is a dark skinned person with straight dark brown shoulder length hair. Xe wears a pirate costume including a hat with a sun on it and a white feather sticking out of the side, a red coat with rainbow patterns on the black lapels, glasses, and a light green crop top. Kaj has a messenger bag and is holding a envelope. There is a speech bubble coming from Kaj with a picture of an enelope and a question mark. The background is light green.|by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1372032830239338497 '''@_iznj'''] | File:Wait we have boats?.jpg|alt=Art of Kaj Statter Jr of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Kaj is a dark skinned person with straight dark brown shoulder length hair. Xe wears a pirate costume including a hat with a sun on it and a white feather sticking out of the side, a red coat with rainbow patterns on the black lapels, glasses, and a light green crop top. Kaj has a messenger bag and is holding a envelope. There is a speech bubble coming from Kaj with a picture of an enelope and a question mark. The background is light green.|by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1372032830239338497 '''@_iznj'''] | ||
File:Mail call i guess.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1372001604182872065 '''Ash'''] | File:Mail call i guess.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1372001604182872065 '''Ash'''] | ||
File:Bonnie tyler holding out for a hero playing in the distance.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. Sea has dark skin, short green hair shaved on the sides, an eyepatch over shore left eye, and is holding up two fingers in a peace sign. Xe's wearing a short sleeved yellow shirt tied at the front, green shorts with a single orange stripe down the side, and blue rollerskates with yellow wheels along with white crew-cut socks. The background is pale yellow with a row of faded, green, yellow, and orange stripes swirling across.|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1386157488383447045 '''@_pysics'''] | File:Bonnie tyler holding out for a hero playing in the distance.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. Sea has dark skin, short green hair shaved on the sides, an eyepatch over shore left eye, and is holding up two fingers in a peace sign. Xe's wearing a short sleeved yellow shirt tied at the front, green shorts with a single orange stripe down the side, and blue rollerskates with yellow wheels along with white crew-cut socks. The background is pale yellow with a row of faded, green, yellow, and orange stripes swirling across.|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1386157488383447045 '''@_pysics'''] | ||
| − | File:Oooh look at them, thinkin theyre hot sh!t.jpg|alt=Art of the two blaseball players Jayden Wright and Kaj Statter Jr. of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Jayden is standing to the left of the image. She is a dark skinned person with afro-textured hair in a long braid. She has bone spikes around her forehead and earrings made of sharp bones. She is looking at Kaj with her arms crossed and has a blue speech bubble coming from her with a question mark in it. Kaj is on the right of the image. Xe is a medium brown skinned person with long, dark hair and short facial hair. Xe is wearing a pirate hat with a sun on it and a white feather coming off of it, a long red and black coat with a rainbow design on it, and glasses. Xe has xir eyes closed and has a green speech bubble coming from them with an exclamation mark in it. Both are wearing the Sunbeams uniform. The background is yellow.|Statter with fellow rookie [[Jayden Wright]] by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1375683270726258688 '''@_iznj'''] | + | File:Oooh look at them, thinkin theyre hot sh!t.jpg|alt=Art of the two blaseball players Jayden Wright and Kaj Statter Jr. of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Jayden is standing to the left of the image. She is a dark skinned person with afro-textured hair in a long braid. She has bone spikes around her forehead and earrings made of sharp bones. She is looking at Kaj with her arms crossed and has a blue speech bubble coming from her with a question mark in it. Kaj is on the right of the image. Xe is a medium brown skinned person with long, dark hair and short facial hair. Xe is wearing a pirate hat with a sun on it and a white feather coming off of it, a long red and black coat with a rainbow design on it, and glasses. Xe has xir eyes closed and has a green speech bubble coming from them with an exclamation mark in it. Both are wearing the Sunbeams uniform. The background is yellow.|Statter Jr. with fellow rookie [[Jayden Wright]] by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1375683270726258688 '''@_iznj'''] |
File:Kaj moments.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/alllyr_ '''@allyr_'''] | File:Kaj moments.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/alllyr_ '''@allyr_'''] | ||
File:I love one (1) pirate postal worker.jpg|alt=Digital drawings of Kaj Statter Jr. running, chilling with some bone fish, and up at bat.|by [https://twitter.com/pitayapandi/status/1372571389471944704 '''@pitayapandi'''] | File:I love one (1) pirate postal worker.jpg|alt=Digital drawings of Kaj Statter Jr. running, chilling with some bone fish, and up at bat.|by [https://twitter.com/pitayapandi/status/1372571389471944704 '''@pitayapandi'''] | ||
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File:💌 Captain of My Heart 💌.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams player Kaj Statter Jr. Kaj is a medium-brown skinned fat person with long, dark hair and glasses. Xe is wearing a long red-and-yellow coat over a black crop-top, matching red-and-yellow boots, white pants, a light blue bandanna around xir neck, and a red tri-cornered cap with a white feather sticking out of it. Xe's smiling wide and using xir thumb to point at xemself.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1421616033006333955 '''Saffron'''] | File:💌 Captain of My Heart 💌.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams player Kaj Statter Jr. Kaj is a medium-brown skinned fat person with long, dark hair and glasses. Xe is wearing a long red-and-yellow coat over a black crop-top, matching red-and-yellow boots, white pants, a light blue bandanna around xir neck, and a red tri-cornered cap with a white feather sticking out of it. Xe's smiling wide and using xir thumb to point at xemself.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1421616033006333955 '''Saffron'''] | ||
File:B.O.A.T. (Bestie Of All TIme).png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. on xir boat.|by {{Twitter|name=Waggisbag1}} | File:B.O.A.T. (Bestie Of All TIme).png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. on xir boat.|by {{Twitter|name=Waggisbag1}} | ||
| + | File:San(d)s Undertale.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. and Jayden Wright. Kaj is a brown skinned Māori individual who wears glasses and has wavy green hair with purple streaks. Sea is wearing a short-sleeved green dress shirt and lifting up seas eyepatch to reveal one glowing green eye while leaning on Jayden slightly. Jayden is a medium-brown skinned woman with shoulder-length brown hair and bone spikes around her forehead. She is wearing a long-sleeved orange dress shirt and is winking while she smiles.|Statter Jr. and Jayden Wright<br />by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks/status/1478290301403865091 '''Olive'''] | ||
File:Statter Up!.jpg|alt=A digital sketch of Sunbeams player Kaj Statter Jr. Kaj is a pirate mailperson with swept-back hair and glasses. Xe is wearing a long coat with tassels on the shoulders over a crop-top, long pants, and has a mailbag slung over one shoulder. Xe's smiling wide and holding letter up between xir index and middle fingers.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1372893036477300737 '''Saffron'''] | File:Statter Up!.jpg|alt=A digital sketch of Sunbeams player Kaj Statter Jr. Kaj is a pirate mailperson with swept-back hair and glasses. Xe is wearing a long coat with tassels on the shoulders over a crop-top, long pants, and has a mailbag slung over one shoulder. Xe's smiling wide and holding letter up between xir index and middle fingers.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1372893036477300737 '''Saffron'''] | ||
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Revision as of 03:31, 10 January 2022
Kaj Statter Jr. is a player in the Shadows for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since Season 13, Day 98.
Official League Records
Statter Jr. joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams on Season 13, Day 98 after the incineration of Sutton Bishop.
In Statter's first full game, Season 13, Day 99, they partied, stole home, and used Base Instincts to walk to second. During the Season 13 elections the Sunbeams benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings, which increased Statter's batting, baserunning, and defense by 4%. Statter Jr. also gained the Smooth modification as a result of the Peanut Butter blessing.
During the Season 15 elections, Statter's baserunning was boosted 1.9 → 2 as a result of the Running Practice blessing.
During the Season 18 elections, Statter Jr. retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Phineas Wormthrice as a result of the Sunbeams' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 8.6 → 9.4 stat increase.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Much of Statter Jr.’s history is currently unknown, although sea claims to have experience with a wide variety of careers, many more than could fit into a normal human lifespan. Xe has stated that seas family is very expansive, with generations of Statters living across the globe, yet still remains ‘tight-knit’. It is known that Statter Jr. has Māori heritage on xir mother's side, but the rest of seas family remains a mystery. Statter Jr. is happy to share xir whakapapa with those who ask. A variety of people have been observed cheering shore on at xir games. Despite the uncertainty about some aspects of seas family, everyone queried about Statter Jr. has agreed that xe has ‘strong youngest sibling energy’. Statter Jr. often discusses seas father’s family's many long-standing traditions, such as ‘consuming carbon dioxide and producing oxygen’, and ‘sea shanties’.
Career with the Sunbeams
After the incineration of Sutton Bishop, Statter Jr. was enlisted to deliver a letter from the town of Bishop Sutton to the Sunbeams. Upon arrival at The Pocket on Season 13, Day 99, Statter Jr. made xir delivery and promptly joined on as the newest member of the Sunbeams lineup. Sea made a powerful first impression in xir first game by careening through the far wall of The Pocket, partying, stealing home, and walking to second.
Statter Jr. quickly settled into life with the Sunbeams, taking advantage of the many ships left lying around by Aldon Cashmoney, sailing them across the desert and using them in seas new Hellmouth mail delivery service. Xe became famous for stopping any mail deliveries at the border of the Hellmouth, stealing them, and delivering them, in order to avoid the delivery person having to enter Hellmouth. This has made shore a favourite of the Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board. Statter Jr. also took up studying bonecourse at the Hellmouth Community College, indulging a lifelong fascination with discourses. Xe also maintains a busy calendar of social events, with seas boat parties being famous throughout Hellmouth and the league.
Initially, xe had many bouts of dehydration during games at The Solarium. Fellow players carried misters to keep Statter Jr. in the game. Recently, Statter Jr. has been seen with a localised raincloud over seas head, periodically misting xem without input. This is theorised to be seas Adaptation.
Trivia
- The Jr. stands for Jeometry.
- Statter Jr. has a large collection of chewable jewellery.
- When interviewers asked Statter Jr. how xe was able to get Cashmoney’s ships to move through sand, Statter Jr. was confused “What do you mean? Have you never tried to drive a boat through the desert?” Leading to the invention of the now popular ‘sand sailing’ as both a recreational activity and Hellmouth’s primary form of transportation.
- The original boat used by Statter Jr. to crash into The Pocket was composed entirely of bone Statter Jr. obtained shoreself, via means unknown.
- Statter Jr. is also known as Kaj “Actually, the endoplasmic reticulum is the powerhouse of the cell” Statter Jr.
- Statter Jr. is responsible for a new pre-game ritual for the Sunbeams lineup. Before each game, xe will flip a semi-full bottle of water. If it lands on its base, it is considered good luck for the game ahead. If the bottle falls over, the batters will resign themselves to a bad game.
Fan Works
Fanfiction
For more fanfiction see the 'Kaj Statter Junior' tag on AO3
- Flames to Sun to Shadows by Olive - a retrospective of Kaj's career with the Sunbeams, up until seas shadowing.
Videos
Statter Jr. by @marcheriest
Statter up by @realdiscordbot
Statter Jr. by @wadecharade
Statter Jr. design by Olive
by @_iznj
by Ash
by @_pysics
Statter Jr. with fellow rookie Jayden Wright by @_iznj
by @allyr_
by @pitayapandi
by Ash
Statter Jr. and Wright at the Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cáfe by Saffron
by Ash
Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange.
Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky enjoying a day at the skate rink. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange
Tlopps card by Olive
by Saffron
by @Waggisbag1
Statter Jr. and Jayden Wright
by Olive
by Saffron
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| Buried | Boudicca Midcentury · Doc Anice | |
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| Stats | Season | 1 |
| Beta | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Sol · Monsieur Bean · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
| Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
| History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Stare Into the Sun... | ||
