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[[Hellmouth Community College]] has been asking Richardson to become their new economics professor since his move, but Richardson has instead been wandering the desert in order to teach the native flora and fauna about communism. His sessions have become very popular with the local cacti. Fellow lineup players [[Lars Taylor]] and [[Nagomi Nava]] will occasionally be seen at Richardson's lectures, transcribing them for Hendricks to later submit to academic journals<ref>Lars' preferred method of recording is ten laptops simultaneously, while Nagomi "apparently makes do with just typing it all out on her phone. Damned if I know how she does it."</ref>. The transcriptions are then, reportedly, sent to [[Sandoval Crossing]] for proofreading, who then submits<ref>"Submission" of any academic correspondences for publication consists of dropping the printed work (or a USB drive) into a mini-hellmouth on the College campus. The process is described as "generally less agonizing" than more typical submission processes.</ref> the completed papers at the Community College on their way from their apartment to the Stadium. | [[Hellmouth Community College]] has been asking Richardson to become their new economics professor since his move, but Richardson has instead been wandering the desert in order to teach the native flora and fauna about communism. His sessions have become very popular with the local cacti. Fellow lineup players [[Lars Taylor]] and [[Nagomi Nava]] will occasionally be seen at Richardson's lectures, transcribing them for Hendricks to later submit to academic journals<ref>Lars' preferred method of recording is ten laptops simultaneously, while Nagomi "apparently makes do with just typing it all out on her phone. Damned if I know how she does it."</ref>. The transcriptions are then, reportedly, sent to [[Sandoval Crossing]] for proofreading, who then submits<ref>"Submission" of any academic correspondences for publication consists of dropping the printed work (or a USB drive) into a mini-hellmouth on the College campus. The process is described as "generally less agonizing" than more typical submission processes.</ref> the completed papers at the Community College on their way from their apartment to the Stadium. | ||
| − | Richardson's new reptilian anatomy has made them a fan of basking, a hobby enjoyed by many ectothermic entities around Hellmouth. Their team-mate [[Zack Sanders]] runs a blog reviewing ideal sunbathing spots around Eastern Utah, which the two love to discuss in the locker rooms before games. | + | Richardson's new reptilian anatomy has made them a fan of basking, a hobby enjoyed by many ectothermic entities around Hellmouth. Their team-mate [[Zack Sanders]] runs a blog reviewing ideal sunbathing spots around Eastern Utah, which the two love to discuss in the locker rooms before games. |
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| + | * Hendricks Richardson hit a ground out to [[Joshua Butt]]. This play occurred on Round 1 of the [[Season 9]] Wild Card series against the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and it temporarily stopped time. Following this incident, Richardson has become interested in studying fluctuations in the space-time continuum, particularly those caused by butts. Some witnesses to the event report that, instead of time stopping, Richardson took his time at the plate as an opportunity for an impromptu lecture on capitalism, which stopped game proceedings. These reports are disputed.<br /> | ||
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Revision as of 23:50, 16 October 2020
Hendricks Richardson is a batter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Richardson has been with the Sunbeams since Season 6, Day 44 after replacing Randall Marijuana due to Feedback. Richardson originally joined the ILB on Season 2, Day 80 after replacing Alexandria Dracaena due to incineration.
Official League Records
On Season 3, Day 11, Richardson swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction. Richardson's rating was changed from to .
During the Season 7 Election, the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Stickum blessing, which boosted Richardson's Defense from to .
On Season 9, Day 24, Richardson siphoned some of Chicago Firefighters batter Justice Spoon's baserunning ability in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .
During the Season 9 Election the Hellmouth Sunbeams received the Mutually Arising blessing, which increased Richardson's defense from to .
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The Jazz Hands refer to Richardson as Hendricks "Richie 'Eat the Rich' Rich" Richardson.
Life and Curses
Hendricks was a destitute professor who spent decades studying economic systems and writing papers assailing capitalist structures. On his 70th birthday he was attacked by a Trustchild, a rabid and privileged creature that hunts the poor by the light of the Gold Moon. This scarred Richardson's credit identity with the Curse of the Funded Trust, permanently giving him access to billions of dollars, and turned his withered body into the monstrous hybrid he is known as today.
After being traded to the Sunbeams, the Hellmouth cursed him for his wealth, transforming him into a giant, non-humanoid dragon. Despite now being a literal, fire-breathing dragon with molten gold for blood, Richardson's blaseball performance only improved a small amount.
Transition to life in Hellmouth
Richardson and Sigmund Castillo became fast friends, due in part to both being new residents of the Hellmouth. When asked about the blooming friendship, Richardson began a lecture about Castillo being a wonderful example of a community governing itself, calling Castillo his "lair buddy".
Outside their blaseball career, Hendricks still maintains a keen interest in participating in academia and educational outreached focused on capitalist critique. Their new draconic form has posed some logistical issues[1], which they have mostly overcome with assistance from teammates (detailed below).
Hellmouth Community College has been asking Richardson to become their new economics professor since his move, but Richardson has instead been wandering the desert in order to teach the native flora and fauna about communism. His sessions have become very popular with the local cacti. Fellow lineup players Lars Taylor and Nagomi Nava will occasionally be seen at Richardson's lectures, transcribing them for Hendricks to later submit to academic journals[2]. The transcriptions are then, reportedly, sent to Sandoval Crossing for proofreading, who then submits[3] the completed papers at the Community College on their way from their apartment to the Stadium.
Richardson's new reptilian anatomy has made them a fan of basking, a hobby enjoyed by many ectothermic entities around Hellmouth. Their team-mate Zack Sanders runs a blog reviewing ideal sunbathing spots around Eastern Utah, which the two love to discuss in the locker rooms before games.
Trivia
- Hendricks Richardson hit a ground out to Joshua Butt. This play occurred on Round 1 of the Season 9 Wild Card series against the Chicago Firefighters, and it temporarily stopped time. Following this incident, Richardson has become interested in studying fluctuations in the space-time continuum, particularly those caused by butts. Some witnesses to the event report that, instead of time stopping, Richardson took his time at the plate as an opportunity for an impromptu lecture on capitalism, which stopped game proceedings. These reports are disputed.
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- ↑ the main one being "big ol' claws".
- ↑ Lars' preferred method of recording is ten laptops simultaneously, while Nagomi "apparently makes do with just typing it all out on her phone. Damned if I know how she does it."
- ↑ "Submission" of any academic correspondences for publication consists of dropping the printed work (or a USB drive) into a mini-hellmouth on the College campus. The process is described as "generally less agonizing" than more typical submission processes.
