Avila Guzman

Avila Guzman
Art by @juangeedraws
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Former Team(s)	Seattle Garages, Miami Dale
Status	active
Batting	(4.8)
Pitching	(1.6)
Defense	(4.4)
Running	(5.0)
Modifications	NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.  SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count.
Items	Slimy Helmet of Intelligence ●●○
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020 – present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Summoning circle
Coffee Style	Americano
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	37
Biographical Details
Nickname(s)	Guz, Battle Angel Avila, Guz Man, The Guz Is Loose

Avila Guzman is a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 15, Day 93. Guzman has previously played for the Seattle Garages and Miami Dale.

Official League Records

Guzman joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Seattle Garages with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season 4, Day 36, Guzman was exchanged to the Miami Dale due to Feedback. Guzman was replaced by Farrell Seagull.

On Season 15, Day 93, Guzman was exchanged to the Houston Spies due to Feedback. Guzman was replaced by Jomgy Rolsenthal.

Early Life

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

While the circumstances of her birth remain largely unknown, Guzman was found as a baby in the bathroom of Beth's Café, in the aftermath of the Awful Coffee Disaster, and adopted by the Baristas that were roaming there.

Coming of age as part of the order, she was raised in the way of the Great Machinists, and received their holy sacrament, a mechanical arm made from espresso machine parts, capable of outputting a standard 9 bar of pressure, in addition to its functionalities as a limb and an espresso machine.

Before her professional blaseball career, she was roaming through Seattle's most famous independently-owned coffee houses, on her quest for the Great Deeds of Coffee prophesized in the holy Barista texts.

Life in Seattle

Guzman was formerly a brass player for the Seattle Garages Acoustics Laboratory.

As a member of the Garages, Guzman frequently hosted dinner parties for the rest of the team before important games, with Mike Townsend assisting in providing various homemade treats.

Life in Miami

Guzman's party-forward attitude has been greatly embraced by the Dale, alongside her intimate knowledge of espressos. Some have speculated her decision to remain in Miami was heavily influenced by her desire to perfect her cafecito technique.

Guzman is the current recordholder for most donuts in the parking lot, a triathalon style competition consisting of a 5 minute boat section, a 5 minute Krispy Krleme section, and a 5 minute automobile section.

In #PARTYTIME at the end of Season 5, she hosted her first dinner party for her Dale teammates. When she asked her fellow teammates to pitch in, Sixpack Santiago volunteered to bring and make arepas, if Guzman could provide avocados and tomatoes for toppings. Later, Randy Dennis volunteered to bring 7 HotNReady pizzas. Then, soon after, Peanut Bong volunteered to provide mixed drinks and supply the weed. Guzman seemed touched by her teammates' excitement for her get-together, and started the party at 8pm.

Fan Works

Avila Guzman is the focus of the following songs:

• avila's sad by june september
• avila's cruise by june september
  • avila's cruise (tegan mix) cover by tegan eden
  • avila's rest (tegan mix) cover by tegan eden
• avila's party by june september

Additionally, Avila Guzman is mentioned in the following song:

• bad vibes by em grace

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  Avila and Caleb Novak in party attire. Via @BillyGalant

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  art by @juangeedraws

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  art by @MLeeLunsford

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  avila @churgalax

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  Avila by @tywyso

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  Feedback!
  by @_pysics