Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams/Season Results Tables

The Discipline Era (Seasons β1–β11)

Discipline Era
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason			Election
β1	40	40-59	N/A			None
β2	37	37-62	N/A			The Fourth Strike decree passes, granting the Sunbeams  The Fourth StrikeThose with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat..
β3	38	38-61	N/A			None
β4	40	40-59	N/A			The Alternate Reality decree passes, calling  AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.s of Eugenia Bickle and Igneus Delacruz. Precognition improves the hitting of Nagomi Nava, Emmett Internet, and Randall Marijuana by 20% each.
β5	35	35-64	N/A			The High Filter decree moves the Sunbeams to the Wild Low division.
β6	47	47-52	N/A			Sharing Signs from the Boston Flowers improves the Wild Low's hitting by 10% and impairs their pitching by -5%. Move the Mounds Closer improves the Wild Low's pitching by 10% and impairs their hitting by -5%. Vulture steals the best player in the Wild Low, hitter Hahn Fox, from the Flowers. The Sunbeams send back Alaynabella Hollywood.
β7	54	54-45	N/A			Downsizing sends the Sunbeams' worst hitter, Joe Voorhees, to the Shadows. Stickum randomizes the defense stats for the Sunbeams' three worst defenders: Eugenia Bickle's defense stats are randomized: to Sandoval Crossing's defense stats are randomized: to Miguel James's defense stats are randomized: to The Hawai'i Fridays win The Shame Bubble, protecting Mild Low. The Sunbeams are subject to  Targeted ShameTeams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary.
β8	59	59-40	🌞	0 - 3	🕵️	Base Instincts gives the Sunbeams' players Base blood type. The Hellmouth Sunbeams now have  Base InstinctsBatters with Base Instincts will have a chance of heading past first base when getting walked..
β9	51	51-48	🌞	2 - 0	🔥	Mystery Blessings associated with the Season 9 decrees give three Sunbeams' players new permanent modifications: Forecast: Birds grants Sandoval Crossing the  Friend of CrowsIn Birds weather, pitchers with Friend of Crows will encourage the Birds to attack hitters. The crows will attack a hitter, resulting in an automatic out. Modification. Forecast: Blooddrain grants Dudley Mueller the  SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways. Modification. Forecast: Eclipse grants Nagomi Nava the  Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated. Modification. The Baltimore Crabs win the Fifth Base Bubble, protecting Wild High. The Solarium is given  The Fifth BaseBallpark: Teams playing in this Ballpark must run five bases instead of four. Team: This Team must run five bases instead of four. See also: Glossary. The Shame Bubble from the Boston Flowers protects Wild Low from Targeted Shame. Mutually Arising improves Wild Low's overall rating by 2%.
			🦀	3 - 0	🌞
β10	33	33-66	🌞	2 - 0	🌮	Tag-Team Fourth Strike from the Charleston Shoe Thieves grants both them and the Sunbeams  The Fourth Strike. Sharing Signs from the Unlimited Tacos improves the Wild Low's hitting by 10% and impairs their pitching by -5%. The Nut Button cures all Sunbeams players of their peanut allergies and grants Sandoval Crossing the  SuperyummyThis Player seriously loves peanuts. Superyummy players Overperform when playing in Peanut weather or in a ballpark with a Peanut Mister, and Underperform otherwise. Modification. Divisional Walk in the Park grants all Wild Low teams  Walk in the ParkThose with Walk in the Park will walk to first base on one less Ball..
			🦀	3 - 0	🌞
β11	68	68-39	🌞	3 - (-1)	🕵️	The Sunbeams are given the XII The Hanged Man Arcana.
			🐅	3 - 5	🌞
			🌞	3 - 1	🎸
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The Expansion Era (Seasons β12–β24)

Expansion Era
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason			Election
β12	58	57-42	🌞	3 - 2	👐	Trust grants Lars Taylor the  FlippersWhen immateria floods, this Runner will score instead of being cleared from the Bases. Modification. Plunder trades away Nerd Pacheco in exchange for Aldon Cashmoney of the Hades Tigers. 🌞 - Nerd Pacheco + Aldon Cashmoney 🐅 - Aldon Cashmoney + Nerd Pacheco
			🐅	3 - 1	🌞
β13	52	47-52	N/A			The Hades Tigers Plunder Aldon Cashmoney in exchange for Richmond Harrison. 🌞 - Aldon Cashmoney + Richmond Harrison 🐅 - Richmond Harrison + Aldon Cashmoney Infuse boosts Nagomi Nava a combined 10.0 → 14.8 . Foreshadow brings Jayden Wright out of the Shadows and on to the Rotation in exchange for Eugenia Bickle. All four "Bubble" blessings improve Wild Low's hitting, defense, pitching, and baserunning by 4% each. Peanut Butter grants Igneus Delacruz the  ChunkyThis player will have 100% more Power in Peanut Weather. Modification and Kaj Statter Jr. the  SmoothThis Player will have 100% more Speed in Peanut weather. Modification.
β14	56	56-43	🌞	0 - 3	🌮	Foreshadow brings Eugenia Bickle out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup in exchange for Sigmund Castillo. Trust grants Nagomi Nava the  HomebodyThis player will Overperform when playing in their home Ballpark and Underperform otherwise. Modification.
β15	58	58-41	🌞	0 - 3	🍗	Equivalent Exchange trades away Zack Sanders in exchange for Elvis Figueroa of the Philly Pies. 🌞 - Zack Sanders + Elvis Figueroa 🥧 - Elvis Figueroa + Zack Sanders Foreshadow brings Paula Reddick out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup in exchange for Nagomi Nava. Mulligan grants the Sunbeams' worst hitter, Miguel James, the  The Fourth Strike Modification. Running Practice boosts the Sunbeams' Lineup's baserunning.
β16	42	42-57	N/A			The Canada Moist Talkers use Equivalent Exchange to trade Richmond Harrison for Alston Cerveza. 🌞 - Richmond Harrison + Alston Cerveza 🗣️ - Alston Cerveza + Richmond Harrison The Baltimore Crabs use Foreshadow to bring Brisket Friendo out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup in exchange for Alston Cerveza. 🌞 - Alston Cerveza + Brisket Friendo 🦀 - Brisket Friendo + Alston Cerveza Equivalent Exchange trades away Elvis Figueroa in exchange for Zack Sanders of the Philly Pies. 🌞 - Elvis Figueroa + Zack Sanders 🥧 - Zack Sanders + Elvis Figueroa Foreshadow brings Joe Voorhees out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup in exchange for Dudley Mueller. Posterizer grants Paula Reddick the  AmbitiousThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Postseason. Modification. Handcrafted Cap Drop gifts Jayden Wright a Cap of the Feast.
β17	37	37-62	🌞	0 - 2	🔥	The Hellmouth Sunbeams receive a  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.! Move brings Dudley Mueller out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup . Foreshadow brings Nagomi Nava out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup in exchange for Joe Voorhees. Equivalent Exchange trades away Brisket Friendo in exchange for Howell Franklin of the Seattle Garages. 🌞 - Brisket Friendo + Howell Franklin 🎸 - Howell Franklin + Brisket Friendo Buddies boosts the moxie of Hendricks Richardson and Nagomi Nava by 15% each. Blood Crate Drop gifts Kaz Fiasco a pair of Aluminum Blood Sunglasses. Last Not Least boosts the thwackability of Hahn Fox, Hendricks Richardson, and Nagomi Nava by 10% each. Set the Table moves the Sunbeams' best hitter, Howell Franklin, to position #3 in their Lineup .
β18	47	47-52	🌞	2 - 1	🕵️	Shadow Infuse boosts Sigmund Castillo's pitching 3.6 → 4.9 . Foreshadow brings Phineas Wormthrice out of the Shadows and on to the Lineup in exchange for Kaj Statter Jr. The Seattle Garages use Equivalent Exchange to trade Avila Guzman for Quack Enjoyable. 🌞 - Avila Guzman + Quack Enjoyable 🎸 - Quack Enjoyable + Avila Guzman
			🌹	3 - 1	🌞
β19	-56	55-44	N/A			Foreshadow brings Sigmund Castillo out of the Shadows and on to the Rotation in exchange for Lars Taylor. Shadow Infuse boosts Sigmund Castillo's pitching 4.9 → 6.4 . The Philly Pies use Equivalent Exchange to trade Kaz Fiasco for Elvis Figueroa. 🌞 - Kaz Fiasco + Elvis Figueroa 🥧 - Elvis Figueroa + Kaz Fiasco
β20	64	60-39	🌞	1 - 3	🌮	Shadow Infuse boosts Lars Taylor's defense 4.6 → 5.6 . Magnify grants Phineas Wormthrice the  2xEvery Run that this Player bats in or allows will be multiplied by 2. Modification. Slowpoke moves the worst baserunner in the Sunbeams' Lineup , Elvis Figueroa, to their Rotation . Global Guts boosts the moxie of the Sunbeams' Lineup by 20% and thwackability by 5%. Solo Stroll grants the Sunbeams' worst batter, Hendricks Richardson, the  Walk in the Park Modification. Green Light from the Ohio Worms grants Nagomi Nava the  Green LightThis Player will play 50% better in Positive Polarity (+) Weather and 50% worse in Negative Polarity (-) Weather. Modification.
β21	63	55-44	🌞	2 - 1	🚤	The Breckenridge Jazz Hands use Equivalent Exchange to trade Comfort Septemberish for Jasper Blather. 🌞 - Co---r- ----emb-ri-- + Jasper Blather 👐 - Jasper Blather + Co---r- ----emb-ri-- Move sends Harriet Gildehaus from the Sunbeams' Rotation into their Shadows . Shadow Infuse boosts Jayden Wright's defense 3.4 → 4.7 . Shadow Cinnamon Challenge boosts the Sunbeams' Shadows player's cinnamon. Shadow Pressure Cooker boosts the Sunbeams' Shadows player's pressurization. Jasper Blather roams to the Ohio Worms.
			🍗	1 - 3	🌞
			🌞	3 - 2	🏋️‍
			🗣️	0 - 3	🌞
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β22	78	63-36	🌞	3 - 2	🍗	Magnify grants Hahn Fox the  2x Modification. Reform re-rolls Howell Franklin's  FlinchHitters with Flinch cannot swing until a strike has been thrown in the At Bat. Modification into the  High PressureThis Team or Player will play 25% better in Flooding weather when runners are on base. Modification. The LA Unlimited Tacos use Equivalent Exchange to trade Hendricks Richardson for Son Jensen. 🌞 - Hendricks Richardson + Son Jensen 🌮 - Son Jensen + Hendricks Richardson Rotation Flip flips the eDensity of the Sunbeams' entire Rotation: Jayden Wright, Zack Sanders, Elvis Figueroa, Sigmund Castillo, and Miguel James each gain the  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity. Modification. The Seattle Garages win the Gachapon blessing, recruiting Sunbeams' Shadows player Avila Baker. Record Scratch from the Ohio Worms gives Eugenia Bickle the  SkippingWhen this Player steps up to bat, they'll start with a randomized count. Modification. Subtractor Avoidance from the Hawai'i Fridays gives Eugenia Bickle the  SubtractorWhen this Player bats in a Run or Unrun, the polarity of the Run or Unrun will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs). Modification.
			🏋️‍	3 - 2	🌞
β23	79	63-36	🌞	3 - 2	🚤	The Team Roamless Crate party favor grants the Hellmouth Sunbeams the  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team. Modification. The Hellmouth Sunbeams are placed  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review.... Season 10: Divisional Walk in the Park grants all Wild Low teams  Walk in the Park. The LA Unlimited Tacos win the Season 22: Gachapon blessing, recruiting Sunbeams' Shadows player Chris Koch.
			🐌	3 - 2	🌞
β24	24	57-42	N/A			There was no election in Season 24 due to the nullification of Blaseball.

The Coronation Era (Seasons 1–present)

Coronation Era
Season	Wins	Record	Postseason			Election
1	66	66-24	🌞	3 - 0	🚤	NEW Batting Boost improves the Sunbeams Lineup by 1 Star, boosting their batting 2.8 → 3.8 .
			👟	3 - 1	🌞
2	71	71-19	🌞	3 - 1	💋	Learn to Defend re-rolls the defense of the Sunbeams' worst defender: Guozhi Ong's defense stats are re-rolled: 0.5 → 1 .
			🏝️	1 - 3	🌞
			🌞	3 - 1	🌹
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