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'''Tillman Henderson''' is a lineup player for the [[Vault Legends]], and has been with the team since the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]]. Henderson previously played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and [[Rising Stars]]. | '''Tillman Henderson''' is a lineup player for the [[Vault Legends]], and has been with the team since the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]]. Henderson previously played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and [[Rising Stars]]. | ||
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File:Tillman riv to u.png|By [https://patchwork-quilts.tumblr.com/ @Patchwork-Quilts] | File:Tillman riv to u.png|By [https://patchwork-quilts.tumblr.com/ @Patchwork-Quilts] | ||
File:Tilly and gunth.png|Tillman Henderson & [[Gunther O'Brian]] by {{Twitter|name=graysinbran}} | File:Tilly and gunth.png|Tillman Henderson & [[Gunther O'Brian]] by {{Twitter|name=graysinbran}} | ||
| + | File:Mike and tillman mini.png|alt=A mini of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Mike is lifting Tillman up in the air with shadows.|Tillman and Mike Townsend mini by [https://twitter.com/HetreaSky Sky] | ||
| + | File:Eli mike ref.png|alt=A reference page for Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Tillman is a shorter, fat man with light skin and blue-black hair and tattoos and Mike is a tall and thin man with pale skin wearing a flannel|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | ||
| + | File:Letsgotothebeach MikeTillman.png|alt=A digital drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson in beach wear. Tillman is a fat man with gold top surgery scars and gold all over him. Mike is a tall man with shadows all around him. |Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | ||
| + | File:Hottopicxclaires MikeTillman.png|alt=A colorful digital drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Mike is a tall man with pale skin and a goth outfit. Tillman is a short fat man with light skin and a pink and pastel outfit.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | ||
| + | File:Bandbois MikeTillman.png|alt=A digital drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson in punk outfits. Mike is a tall man with pale skin and long brown hair. Tillman is a short fat man with light skin and dark hair.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | ||
| + | File:Arcadedate MikeTillman.png|alt=A digital drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson playing games at an arcade. Mike is a tall man with pale skin and long brown hair. Tillman is a short fat man with light skin and a mullet with incineration scarring on his arms.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | ||
| + | File:Tillycrab.png|alt=A digital drawing of Mike Townsend, a tall man with brown long hair and pale skin. He is holding a crab in his pocket that has a little hat on it. |Tillman in crab form and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli] | ||
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Revision as of 17:45, 27 February 2022
They may have participated in the ILB Semi-Centennial. No other information is available after their entry into the Vault. Tour the collection here.
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Tillman Henderson is a lineup player for the Vault Legends, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Henderson previously played for the Baltimore Crabs, Charleston Shoe Thieves, and Rising Stars.
Official League Records
Henderson joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs with the Return of Blaseball.
During the Season 4 elections, Henderson swapped positions from pitcher to lineup player as a result of the Mutual Aid blessing.
During the Season 5 elections, Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations, and Rollback Netcode blessings.
On Season 7, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of Miguel James' baserunning ability.
Henderson was incinerated on Season 9, Day 64, and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse. Henderson returned to Active status following an idol board-related feedback swap with Jaylen Hotdogfingers after the Season 10 regular season concluded.
During the Season 10 elections, Henderson received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season 15.)
During the Coffee Cup, Henderson played for the Cold Brew Crew as a lineup player.
During the Season 12 elections Henderson received a combined stat change of 16.2 → 20.2 as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Infuse will.
During the Season 13 Elections, Henderson's Returned modification activated, pulling them back into the Hall of Flame. Henderson was replaced by Simba Davis.
During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Henderson played for the Rising Stars, until they were collected and made Legendary by the Vault Legends.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Tillman Henderson is the worst person in the entire splort of Blaseball with an effortless heel persona. Put simply, he sucks. Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.
Known Traits
Tillman Henderson is known by many to be “The Worst” but many readers have submitted more detailed descriptions of exactly how Henderson is the worst, and how he has personally wronged them. Here is the latest selection, though new reports will show up any time you refresh the page, and the full list can be found here
Tillman Henderson grew up in an extremely wealthy but controlling household, and joined a blaseball team to piss off his glolfer dad. The two of them barely talk, and the longer Tillman is exposed to genuinely decent people the more he struggles with how out of touch he is.
Tillman Henderson has never once parked properly in his life. Maryland drivers are notoriously bad—Tillman is EVERY Maryland driver
Tillman Henderson is a wellspring of insecurity. He self aggrandizes at every opportunity and banters as a defense mechanism. He craves validation.
Blaseball Career
Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB.
Henderson began pitching with the Baltimore Crabs in Season 1, (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the Season 4 elections where he unfortunately fared much better, and was a valuable part of the Crabs’s offence as they swept through the league in the last half of the Discipline Era.
On Season 9 Day 64, Henderson was incinerated and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse, and as per Crabs tradition his ashes were turned into Memorial Pearls and distributed to Kennedy Loser, Adalberto Tosser, Forrest Best, and Declan Suzanne.
After the conclusion of the Season 10 regular season, Henderson was unexpectedly revived by swapping places with Jaylen Hotdogfingers and joining the Charleston Shoe Thieves as a pitcher (which he was still terrible at).
In the Season 13 Elections Henderson was forced to return to the Hall of Flame alongside Sutton Picklestein, and he was replaced on the Shoe Thieves rotation by Simba Davis.
Henderson remained in the Hall gone but not forgotten, managing to gain an Ego+ modification in Season 18, which eventually led to him playing for the Rising Stars in the ILB ILB Semi-Centennial alongside former teammates Gunther O’Brian, Hewitt Best, Tot Fox and Adalberto Tosser.During the game he was stolen by the Vault Legends, where he remained for the duration of the Expansion Era alongside former teammates Nagomi McDaniel, and Hewitt Best, who was also stolen during the game.
Tabloids and Rumors
- Henderson’s strange and varied career has led to a number of contradictory and unlikely rumours regarding exactly who he is and what he gets up to. This is a collection of some of the ones we have managed to find. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-55.305 out of its Rumor Registry...
Known Debts
Tillman Henderson is a jerk and owes everybody who has even been in Internet League Blaseball 50 dollars. It is safe to assume he will owe anybody who will join Internet League Blaseball 50 dollars. He has been on record as saying "I will not pay anybody back the 50 dollars I owe".
Edit History
- Last edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/4/2020 (Comment: i give up)
- Edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/2/2020 (Comment: STOP VANDALIZING THIS PAGE)
- Edited by TillmanSux87 on 8/1/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 7/31/2020 (Comment: Banned)
- Edited by SteakNShake on 7/30/2020 (Comment: hahahaha screw tillman)
- Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020
Fan Art
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
By @glassgoblin
By @glassgoblin
"woe crab be upon ye"
By @glassgoblin
By @cryptmilk
Catboy Tillman by @itsboattime
Art by @HORSEIZONTAL
by @_waalkr
Declan Suzanne & Tillman Henderson by @Flamierrr
Tillman Henderson & Gunther O'Brian by @graysinbran
Tillman and Mike Townsend mini by Sky
Tillman and Mike Townsend by Eli
Tillman and Mike Townsend by Eli
Tillman and Mike Townsend by Eli
Tillman and Mike Townsend by Eli
Tillman and Mike Townsend by Eli
Tillman in crab form and Mike Townsend by Eli
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