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'''Tillman Henderson''' is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] who has played for the team since [[Season 1]].
 
  
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'''Tillman Henderson''' is a lineup player for the [[Vault Legends]], and has been with the team since the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]]. Henderson previously played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and [[Rising Stars]].
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==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
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Henderson currently has no notable events in the official record books.
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Henderson joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson swapped positions from  pitcher to lineup player as a result of the {{BetaSeason|4#Blessings|'''Mutual Aid'''}} blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Horde Hallucinations'''}}, and {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Rollback Netcode'''}} blessings.
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of [[Miguel James]]' baserunning ability.
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Henderson was incinerated on {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 64, and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]]. Henderson returned to Active status following an [[Idols|idol board]]-related [[feedback]] swap with [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] after the {{BetaSeason|10#Rise_in_Violence}} regular season concluded.
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During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson received {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''Noise-Cancelling Headphones'''}}, becoming {{ModLink|Soundproof}}. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other [[Discipline Era]] items across the league, at the beginning of {{BetaSeason|15}}.)
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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Henderson played for the [[Cold Brew Crew]] as a lineup player.
  
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}} Henderson received a combined stat change of {{Star Change|16.2|20.2}} as a result of the Shoe Thieves' {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} will.
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==History ==
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During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ Elections}}, Henderson's {{ModLink|Returned}} modification activated, pulling them back into the [[Hall of Flame]]. Henderson was replaced by [[Simba Davis]].
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Henderson is just a terrible person. He sucks. Nobody likes him.  
 
  
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He got a spot in the pitching roster because his father, Thrillman J. Henderson, was a hedge fund manager who recommended an accountant with questionable methods to the Crabs' Chief Financial Officer.
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During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], Henderson played for the [[Rising Stars]], until they were collected and made {{ModLink|Legendary}} by the [[Vault Legends]].
  
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Henderson is frequently rude to support staff, medical staff and the wizard staff which hovers in the center of the Crabs' dressing room. He is constantly late to training, usually due to arguing about his height on his own Wikipedia page. He never fetches his own balls.  
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{{Community Lore}}
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==History==
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Tillman Henderson is the worst person in the entire splort of Blaseball with an effortless heel persona. Put simply, he sucks. Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.
  
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He has faced strong backlash from fan organizations for posting fan art without crediting the artists on social media. His response of "idk who did it I just found it" was not well-received either.
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===Known Traits===
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Tillman Henderson is known by many to be “The Worst” but many readers have submitted more detailed descriptions of exactly how Henderson is the worst, and how he has personally wronged them. Here is the latest selection, though new reports will show up any time you refresh the page, and the full list can be found [[Tillman Henderson/personality|here]]
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{{:Tillman Henderson/personality||3}}
  
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He is not a Baltimore native, and frequently leaves the Crabitat to vacation at his father's summer homes when he is not pitching a game. He has stated several times that he "cannot be killed" by the rogue umpires, but he may in fact be bribing them to keep from being incinerated. He has a matching arm tattoo with Kennedy Loser.
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==Blaseball Career==
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Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB.  
  
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He always makes a huge mess in restaurants, and never tips. He has several driving offenses, and always parks at a 35-70'''°''' angle. He is currently being investigated for several thousands of dollars worth of unpaid tickets. It is unclear why he still has a license.
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Henderson began pitching with the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in {{BetaSeason|1}}, (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}} where he unfortunately fared much better, and was a valuable part of the Crabs’s offence as they swept through the league in the last half of the Discipline Era.  
  
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Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.
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On Season 9 Day 64, Henderson was incinerated and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]], and as per Crabs tradition his ashes were turned into [[Memorial Pearls]] and distributed to [[Kennedy Loser]], [[Adalberto Tosser]], [[Forrest Best]], and [[Declan Suzanne]].
  
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After the conclusion of the {{BetaSeason|10}} regular season, Henderson was unexpectedly revived by swapping places with [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] and joining the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] as a pitcher (which he was still terrible at).
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==Extended Siesta Activities==
 
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During the [[Extended Siesta|extended siesta]], Tillman discovered a large group of much nicer Tillman clones living in the woods of Maryland, having escaped from the Henderson Cloning Facility and built a life for themselves in the forest. Tillman hired a pirate physicist to create a quantum field interdimensional transporter, transported himself to another dimension with higher technology, and hired another pirate physicist with more advanced technology to create a hyperquantum interdimensional pocket universe entangler, which he used to send the nice Tillman clones to a pocket universe, eliminating any chance of escaping incineration in the process.
 
  
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Tillman also grew a soul patch during the extended siesta.
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In the Season 13 Elections Henderson was forced to return to the [[Hall of Flame]] alongside [[Sutton Picklestein]], and he was replaced on the [[Shoe Thieves]] rotation by [[Simba Davis]].
  
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Henderson remained in the Hall gone but not forgotten, managing to gain an Ego+ modification in Season 18, which eventually led to him playing for the [[Rising Stars]] in the ILB [[ILB Semi-Centennial]] alongside former teammates [[Gunther O’Brian]], [[Hewitt Best]], [[Tot Fox]] and [[Adalberto Tosser]].During the game he was stolen by the [[Vault Legends]], where he remained for the duration of the Expansion Era alongside former teammates [[Nagomi McDaniel]], and [[Hewitt Best]], who was also stolen during the game.
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==In Literature==
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{{IRM|Subject=Tillman Henderson|title=Tabloids and Rumors|intro=Henderson’s strange and varied career has led to a number of contradictory and unlikely rumours regarding exactly who he is and what he gets up to. This is a collection of some of the ones we have managed to find.|format=vignette}}
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Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Henderson, although he said he "didn't want to":<blockquote><br />
 
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To write a poem on Tillman is a chore</blockquote><blockquote>This unpleasant rotten whiny sad disgrace</blockquote><blockquote>Who perhaps it is much better to ignore</blockquote><blockquote><br />
 
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I have seen him punch a grandma in the face</blockquote><blockquote>Throughout Baltimore his name will earn a curse</blockquote><blockquote>And he’s been thrown out of nearly every place</blockquote><blockquote><br />
 
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Yes, it’s very hard to find a person worse</blockquote><blockquote>He trips waiters when he visits all cafés</blockquote><blockquote>And the way he parks his car is near perverse</blockquote><blockquote><br />
 
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Plus, of pitching little talent he betrays</blockquote><blockquote>His ERA is in the stratosphere</blockquote><blockquote>We’re glad he pitches just once in five days</blockquote><blockquote><br />
 
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Yet as crass and rude and stupid he appears</blockquote><blockquote>If he ever wins a game he’ll earn our cheers.</blockquote>
 
  
  
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==Fan Works==
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Tillman Henderson is the focus of the following song(s):
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/charleston-shoe-thieves-top-10-tillman-henderson-moments-that-actually-happened Top Ten Tillman Henderson Moments That ACTUALLY Happened] by [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com the garages]
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Tillman Henderson is mentioned in the following song(s):
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/shutout shutout] by madden (prod. ty jackson)
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===Gallery===
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File:Tillman.jpg|By {{Twitter|name=corpserevivers}}
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File:66TillmanHenderson.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
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File:Tillman oct.png|By {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
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File:Tillman's back.png|By {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
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File:Woe crab be upon ye.jpg|''"woe crab be upon ye"''<br />By [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1323308899831861248?s=20 @glassgoblin]
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File:Catboy null henderson.png|By {{Twitter|name=cryptmilk}}
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File:CatboyTillman.png|Catboy Tillman by {{Twitter|name=itsboattime}}
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File:Screenshot (16).png|By {{Twitter|name=thecoolereros}}
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File:Bufftillman.jpg|Art by [https://twitter.com/HORSEIZONTAL @HORSEIZONTAL]
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File:Art by @ waalkr 41.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1325946508462727173?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
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File:Umbkrela tilman.png
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File:These idiots gay! good for them good for them.jpg|[[Declan Suzanne]] & Tillman Henderson by {{Twitter|name=Flamierrr}}
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File:Tillman riv to u.png|By [https://patchwork-quilts.tumblr.com/ @Patchwork-Quilts]
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File:Tilly and gunth.png|Tillman Henderson & [[Gunther O'Brian]] by {{Twitter|name=graysinbran}}
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File:Mike and tillman mini.png|alt=A mini of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Mike is lifting Tillman up in the air with shadows.|Tillman and Mike Townsend mini by [https://twitter.com/HetreaSky Sky]
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File:Eli mike ref.png|alt=A reference page for Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Tillman is a shorter, fat man with light skin and blue-black hair and tattoos and Mike is a tall and thin man with pale skin wearing a flannel|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli]
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File:Eli Tillman Gamer Outfit.png|alt=A fullbody digital drawing of Tillman Henderson from Blaseball sitting down drinking a monster energy drink. He is a fat man with a sleeve of tattoos on his right arm, a carcinization scar across his face and multiple burn scars on his body. He is dressed in green and black and is wearing a backwards baseball cap, a spiked choker, a tank top with the monster logo cut out, capris with mesh over the knees and high heels with the monster logo on them. He is smirking at the camera. The drawing is shaded with bright highlights of green and blue.|Tillman by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs/status/1483817977048928256?s=20&t=q9Oxwb0AT-E4RUFjI3e0aQ Eli]
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File:Eli Tillman Shorts.png|alt=A full body drawing of Tillman Henderson from Blaseball flipping off the viewer. He is a fat man with burn scars on his body and carcinization scars on his face. He is wearing trans pride flag shorts and a shirt that reads "down with cis."|Tillman by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs/status/1509726309085327360?s=20&t=q9Oxwb0AT-E4RUFjI3e0aQ Eli]
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File:Tillsenddance.png|alt=A drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson from Blaseball dancing together. Mike is leaning into Tillman as they hold hands and smile.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli]
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The subject of this page has been Preserved.
They may have participated in the ILB Semi-Centennial. No other information is available after their entry into the Vault. Tour the collection here.
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Tillman Henderson is a lineup player for the Vault Legends, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Henderson previously played for the Baltimore Crabs, Charleston Shoe Thieves, and Rising Stars.

Official League Records

Henderson joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β4 elections, Henderson swapped positions from pitcher to lineup player as a result of the Mutual Aid blessing.

During the Season β5 elections, Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations, and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season β7, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of Miguel James' baserunning ability.

Henderson was incinerated on Season β9, Day 64, and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse. Henderson returned to Active status following an idol board-related feedback swap with Jaylen Hotdogfingers after the Season β10 regular season concluded.

During the Season β10 elections, Henderson received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season β15.)

During the Coffee Cup, Henderson played for the Cold Brew Crew as a lineup player.

During the Season β12 elections Henderson received a combined stat change of 16.2 → 20.2 as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Infuse will.

During the Season β13 Elections, Henderson's Returned modification activated, pulling them back into the Hall of Flame. Henderson was replaced by Simba Davis.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Henderson played for the Rising Stars, until they were collected and made Legendary by the Vault Legends.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Tillman Henderson is the worst person in the entire splort of Blaseball with an effortless heel persona. Put simply, he sucks. Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.

Known Traits

Tillman Henderson is known by many to be “The Worst” but many readers have submitted more detailed descriptions of exactly how Henderson is the worst, and how he has personally wronged them. Here is the latest selection, though new reports will show up any time you refresh the page, and the full list can be found here

Tillman Henderson was the one who invited everyone else to the parade in season eight. The afterparty was at his parents' place and there was a lot of sh*tty beer.

Tillman Henderson has the energy of, like, "you go to a big family get together and like your family is big but there are only like three or four people your age cuz the rest are all young kids or adults but there's this one cousin you really don't interact with otherwise because you have nothing in common and he kinda gives you a weird vibe where he's really fratty and kinda judgmental and stuff but you're sitting in their room at this party and watching him play madden and you hate madden you just don't know what could possibly be fun about the game because you never played it and only watched it but what else are you gonna do because you don't like having to hang out with the older family members because they always end up talking about politics and they're really loud about it and you get overstimulated so you hang out in this room instead and the room has a subtle funk to it that is definitely not weed and definitely not cheese and your eyes kinda glaze over to the CRT lights of the madden game and your cousin's constant talkover about the game becomes rhythmic as you lose sense of place and he's too self centered to actually hold a conversation but it beats having someone trying to include you in conversation by asking you when you're getting straight married and why your degree was useless but simultaneously shame you for dropping out of college too, your cousin is too in the game to probe you about your life and as long as he doesn't you can uphold the facade that he wouldn't ask those questions if he did notice you for a second because he hasn't given you a chance to prove or disprove how grating his personality is so limbo becomes the most comfortable state to be in sitting on the corner of this unmade bed waiting for dinner to arrive as the time stretches on in the most infinite way that only awkward family get togethers have"

Tillman Henderson died flipping off the umpire with one hand and flipping off the entire stadium with the other. The city still joked about how awful he is after, but the words felt heavier, eyes watering a little.

Blaseball Career

Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB.

Henderson began pitching with the Baltimore Crabs in Season β1, (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the Season β4 elections where he unfortunately fared much better, and was a valuable part of the Crabs’s offence as they swept through the league in the last half of the Discipline Era.

On Season 9 Day 64, Henderson was incinerated and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse, and as per Crabs tradition his ashes were turned into Memorial Pearls and distributed to Kennedy Loser, Adalberto Tosser, Forrest Best, and Declan Suzanne.

After the conclusion of the Season β10 regular season, Henderson was unexpectedly revived by swapping places with Jaylen Hotdogfingers and joining the Charleston Shoe Thieves as a pitcher (which he was still terrible at).

In the Season 13 Elections Henderson was forced to return to the Hall of Flame alongside Sutton Picklestein, and he was replaced on the Shoe Thieves rotation by Simba Davis.

Henderson remained in the Hall gone but not forgotten, managing to gain an Ego+ modification in Season 18, which eventually led to him playing for the Rising Stars in the ILB ILB Semi-Centennial alongside former teammates Gunther O’Brian, Hewitt Best, Tot Fox and Adalberto Tosser.During the game he was stolen by the Vault Legends, where he remained for the duration of the Expansion Era alongside former teammates Nagomi McDaniel, and Hewitt Best, who was also stolen during the game.

Tabloids and Rumors

Henderson’s strange and varied career has led to a number of contradictory and unlikely rumours regarding exactly who he is and what he gets up to. This is a collection of some of the ones we have managed to find. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-90.31 out of its Rumor Registry...

In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Henderson, although he said he "didn't want to":

To write a poem on Tillman is a chore
This unpleasant rotten whiny sad disgrace
Who perhaps it is much better to ignore
I have seen him punch a grandma in the face
Throughout Baltimore his name will earn a curse
And he’s been thrown out of nearly every place
Yes, it’s very hard to find a person worse
He trips waiters when he visits all cafés
And the way he parks his car is near perverse
Plus, of pitching little talent he betrays
His ERA is in the stratosphere
We’re glad he pitches just once in five days
Yet as crass and rude and stupid he appears
If he ever wins a game he’ll earn our cheers.



Edit History

  • Last edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
  • Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/4/2020 (Comment: i give up)
  • Edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
  • Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/2/2020 (Comment: STOP VANDALIZING THIS PAGE)
  • Edited by TillmanSux87 on 8/1/2020
  • Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 7/31/2020 (Comment: Banned)
  • Edited by SteakNShake on 7/30/2020 (Comment: hahahaha screw tillman)
  • Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020

Fan Works

Tillman Henderson is the focus of the following song(s):

Tillman Henderson is mentioned in the following song(s):

  • shutout by madden (prod. ty jackson)

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