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|former=[[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], [[Rising Stars]]
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|twitter_account=@TillmanBaller
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|dates=Jul 20, 2020 – Oct 7, 2020;<br />Oct 16, 2020 – Mar 14, 2021
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|relations=[[Harmony Henderson]] (mother)<br/>[[Declan Suzanne]] (unknown)
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'''Tillman Henderson''' is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] who has played for the team since [[Season 1]].
 
  
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'''Tillman Henderson''' is a lineup player for the [[Vault Legends]], and has been with the team since the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]]. Henderson previously played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and [[Rising Stars]].
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==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
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Henderson currently has no notable events in the official record books.
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Henderson joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson swapped positions from  pitcher to lineup player as a result of the {{BetaSeason|4#Blessings|'''Mutual Aid'''}} blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Horde Hallucinations'''}}, and {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Rollback Netcode'''}} blessings.
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of [[Miguel James]]' baserunning ability.
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Henderson was incinerated on {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 64, and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]]. Henderson returned to Active status following an [[Idols|idol board]]-related [[feedback]] swap with [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] after the {{BetaSeason|10#Rise_in_Violence}} regular season concluded.
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During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson received {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''Noise-Cancelling Headphones'''}}, becoming {{ModLink|Soundproof}}. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other [[Discipline Era]] items across the league, at the beginning of {{BetaSeason|15}}.)
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During the [[Coffee Cup]], Henderson played for the [[Cold Brew Crew]] as a lineup player.
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}} Henderson received a combined stat change of {{Star Change|16.2|20.2}} as a result of the Shoe Thieves' {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} will.
  
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During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ Elections}}, Henderson's {{ModLink|Returned}} modification activated, pulling them back into the [[Hall of Flame]]. Henderson was replaced by [[Simba Davis]].
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{{Community Lore}}
 
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==History ==
 
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Henderson is just a terrible person. He sucks. Nobody likes him.  
 
  
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He got a spot in the pitching roster because his father, Thrillman J. Henderson, was a hedge fund manager who recommended an accountant with questionable methods to the Crabs' Chief Financial Officer.
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During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], Henderson played for the [[Rising Stars]], until they were collected and made {{ModLink|Legendary}} by the [[Vault Legends]].
  
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Henderson is frequently rude to support staff, medical staff and the wizard staff which hovers in the center of the Crabs' dressing room. He is constantly late to training, usually due to arguing about his height on his own Wikipedia page. He never fetches his own balls.  
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{{Community Lore}}
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==History==
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Tillman Henderson is the worst person in the entire splort of Blaseball with an effortless heel persona. Put simply, he sucks. Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.
  
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He has faced strong backlash from fan organizations for posting fan art without crediting the artists on social media. His response of "idk who did it I just found it" was not well-received either.
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===Known Traits===
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Tillman Henderson is known by many to be “The Worst” but many readers have submitted more detailed descriptions of exactly how Henderson is the worst, and how he has personally wronged them. Here is the latest selection, though new reports will show up any time you refresh the page, and the full list can be found [[Tillman Henderson/personality|here]]
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{{:Tillman Henderson/personality||3}}
  
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He is not a Baltimore native, and frequently leaves the Crabitat to vacation at his father's summer homes when he is not pitching a game. He has stated several times that he "cannot be killed" by the rogue umpires, but he may in fact be bribing them to keep from being incinerated. He has a matching arm tattoo with Kennedy Loser.
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==Blaseball Career==
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Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB.  
  
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He always makes a huge mess in restaurants, and never tips. He has several driving offenses, and always parks at a 35-70'''°''' angle. He is currently being investigated for several thousands of dollars worth of unpaid tickets. It is unclear why he still has a license.
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Henderson began pitching with the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in {{BetaSeason|1}}, (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}} where he unfortunately fared much better, and was a valuable part of the Crabs’s offence as they swept through the league in the last half of the Discipline Era.  
  
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Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.
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On Season 9 Day 64, Henderson was incinerated and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]], and as per Crabs tradition his ashes were turned into [[Memorial Pearls]] and distributed to [[Kennedy Loser]], [[Adalberto Tosser]], [[Forrest Best]], and [[Declan Suzanne]].
  
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After the conclusion of the {{BetaSeason|10}} regular season, Henderson was unexpectedly revived by swapping places with [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] and joining the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] as a pitcher (which he was still terrible at).
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==Extended Siesta Activities==
 
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During the [[Extended Siesta|extended siesta]], Tillman discovered a large group of much nicer Tillman clones living in the woods of Maryland, having escaped from the Henderson Cloning Facility and built a life for themselves in the forest. Tillman destroyed this base -- and with it, potentially any chance of escaping incineration.
 
  
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Tillman also grew a soul patch during the extended siesta.
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In the Season 13 Elections Henderson was forced to return to the [[Hall of Flame]] alongside [[Sutton Picklestein]], and he was replaced on the [[Shoe Thieves]] rotation by [[Simba Davis]].
  
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Henderson remained in the Hall gone but not forgotten, managing to gain an Ego+ modification in Season 18, which eventually led to him playing for the [[Rising Stars]] in the ILB [[ILB Semi-Centennial]] alongside former teammates [[Gunther O’Brian]], [[Hewitt Best]], [[Tot Fox]] and [[Adalberto Tosser]].During the game he was stolen by the [[Vault Legends]], where he remained for the duration of the Expansion Era alongside former teammates [[Nagomi McDaniel]], and [[Hewitt Best]], who was also stolen during the game.
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==In Literature==
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{{IRM|Subject=Tillman Henderson|title=Tabloids and Rumors|intro=Henderson’s strange and varied career has led to a number of contradictory and unlikely rumours regarding exactly who he is and what he gets up to. This is a collection of some of the ones we have managed to find.|format=vignette}}
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Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following poem about Henderson, although he said he "didn't want to":<blockquote><br />
 
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To write a poem on Tillman is a chore</blockquote><blockquote>This unpleasant rotten whiny sad disgrace</blockquote><blockquote>Who perhaps it is much better to ignore</blockquote><blockquote><br />
 
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I have seen him punch a grandma in the face</blockquote><blockquote>Throughout Baltimore his name will earn a curse</blockquote><blockquote>And he’s been thrown out of nearly every place</blockquote><blockquote><br />
 
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Yes, it’s very hard to find a person worse</blockquote><blockquote>He trips waiters when he visits all cafés</blockquote><blockquote>And the way he parks his car is near perverse</blockquote><blockquote><br />
 
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Plus, of pitching little talent he betrays</blockquote><blockquote>His ERA is in the stratosphere</blockquote><blockquote>We’re glad he pitches just once in five days</blockquote><blockquote><br />
 
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Yet as crass and rude and stupid he appears</blockquote><blockquote>If he ever wins a game he’ll earn our cheers.</blockquote>
 
  
  
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*<u><small><sub>Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020</sub></small></u>
 
*<u><small><sub>Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020</sub></small></u>
  
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==Fan Works==
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Tillman Henderson is the focus of the following song(s):
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/charleston-shoe-thieves-top-10-tillman-henderson-moments-that-actually-happened Top Ten Tillman Henderson Moments That ACTUALLY Happened] by [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com the garages]
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Tillman Henderson is mentioned in the following song(s):
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/shutout shutout] by madden (prod. ty jackson)
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===Gallery===
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File:Tillman.jpg|By {{Twitter|name=corpserevivers}}
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File:66TillmanHenderson.png|Mini-Blaseballer by '''[http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ @HetreaSky]'''
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File:Tillman oct.png|By {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
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File:Tillman's back.png|By {{Twitter|name=glassgoblin}}
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File:Woe crab be upon ye.jpg|''"woe crab be upon ye"''<br />By [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1323308899831861248?s=20 @glassgoblin]
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File:Catboy null henderson.png|By {{Twitter|name=cryptmilk}}
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File:CatboyTillman.png|Catboy Tillman by {{Twitter|name=itsboattime}}
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File:Screenshot (16).png|By {{Twitter|name=thecoolereros}}
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File:Bufftillman.jpg|Art by [https://twitter.com/HORSEIZONTAL @HORSEIZONTAL]
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File:Art by @ waalkr 41.png|by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1325946508462727173?s=20 @_waalkr]'''
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File:Umbkrela tilman.png
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File:These idiots gay! good for them good for them.jpg|[[Declan Suzanne]] & Tillman Henderson by {{Twitter|name=Flamierrr}}
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File:Tillman riv to u.png|By [https://patchwork-quilts.tumblr.com/ @Patchwork-Quilts]
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File:Tilly and gunth.png|Tillman Henderson & [[Gunther O'Brian]] by {{Twitter|name=graysinbran}}
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File:Mike and tillman mini.png|alt=A mini of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Mike is lifting Tillman up in the air with shadows.|Tillman and Mike Townsend mini by [https://twitter.com/HetreaSky Sky]
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File:Eli mike ref.png|alt=A reference page for Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Tillman is a shorter, fat man with light skin and blue-black hair and tattoos and Mike is a tall and thin man with pale skin wearing a flannel|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli]
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File:Eli Tillman Gamer Outfit.png|alt=A fullbody digital drawing of Tillman Henderson from Blaseball sitting down drinking a monster energy drink. He is a fat man with a sleeve of tattoos on his right arm, a carcinization scar across his face and multiple burn scars on his body. He is dressed in green and black and is wearing a backwards baseball cap, a spiked choker, a tank top with the monster logo cut out, capris with mesh over the knees and high heels with the monster logo on them. He is smirking at the camera. The drawing is shaded with bright highlights of green and blue.|Tillman by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs/status/1483817977048928256?s=20&t=q9Oxwb0AT-E4RUFjI3e0aQ Eli]
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File:Eli Tillman Shorts.png|alt=A full body drawing of Tillman Henderson from Blaseball flipping off the viewer. He is a fat man with burn scars on his body and carcinization scars on his face. He is wearing trans pride flag shorts and a shirt that reads "down with cis."|Tillman by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs/status/1509726309085327360?s=20&t=q9Oxwb0AT-E4RUFjI3e0aQ Eli]
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File:Tillsenddance.png|alt=A drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson from Blaseball dancing together. Mike is leaning into Tillman as they hold hands and smile.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli]
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Latest revision as of 22:24, 23 February 2023

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They may have participated in the ILB Semi-Centennial. No other information is available after their entry into the Vault. Tour the collection here.
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Tillman Henderson is a lineup player for the Vault Legends, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Henderson previously played for the Baltimore Crabs, Charleston Shoe Thieves, and Rising Stars.

Official League Records

Henderson joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β4 elections, Henderson swapped positions from pitcher to lineup player as a result of the Mutual Aid blessing.

During the Season β5 elections, Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations, and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season β7, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of Miguel James' baserunning ability.

Henderson was incinerated on Season β9, Day 64, and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse. Henderson returned to Active status following an idol board-related feedback swap with Jaylen Hotdogfingers after the Season β10 regular season concluded.

During the Season β10 elections, Henderson received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season β15.)

During the Coffee Cup, Henderson played for the Cold Brew Crew as a lineup player.

During the Season β12 elections Henderson received a combined stat change of 16.2 → 20.2 as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Infuse will.

During the Season β13 Elections, Henderson's Returned modification activated, pulling them back into the Hall of Flame. Henderson was replaced by Simba Davis.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Henderson played for the Rising Stars, until they were collected and made Legendary by the Vault Legends.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Tillman Henderson is the worst person in the entire splort of Blaseball with an effortless heel persona. Put simply, he sucks. Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.

Known Traits

Tillman Henderson is known by many to be “The Worst” but many readers have submitted more detailed descriptions of exactly how Henderson is the worst, and how he has personally wronged them. Here is the latest selection, though new reports will show up any time you refresh the page, and the full list can be found here

Tillman Henderson is the kind of person who brings an acoustic guitar to the party and tries to play Wonderwall. He gets frustrated when people don't sing along. He tells people over and over again that he's going to pick up playing again but never does.

Tillman Henderson has left bad yelp reviews on pretty much every establishment in Baltimore. Pretty much every resident in the city knows not to give him attention, but his antics still catch unaware tourists or visitors and that alone sustains him.

Tillman Henderson is genuinely loved by most members of the Baltimore Crabs but not a single one of them would say it out loud, especially because he'd cling to the idea and also lord it over them forever and it would suck.

Blaseball Career

Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB.

Henderson began pitching with the Baltimore Crabs in Season β1, (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the Season β4 elections where he unfortunately fared much better, and was a valuable part of the Crabs’s offence as they swept through the league in the last half of the Discipline Era.

On Season 9 Day 64, Henderson was incinerated and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse, and as per Crabs tradition his ashes were turned into Memorial Pearls and distributed to Kennedy Loser, Adalberto Tosser, Forrest Best, and Declan Suzanne.

After the conclusion of the Season β10 regular season, Henderson was unexpectedly revived by swapping places with Jaylen Hotdogfingers and joining the Charleston Shoe Thieves as a pitcher (which he was still terrible at).

In the Season 13 Elections Henderson was forced to return to the Hall of Flame alongside Sutton Picklestein, and he was replaced on the Shoe Thieves rotation by Simba Davis.

Henderson remained in the Hall gone but not forgotten, managing to gain an Ego+ modification in Season 18, which eventually led to him playing for the Rising Stars in the ILB ILB Semi-Centennial alongside former teammates Gunther O’Brian, Hewitt Best, Tot Fox and Adalberto Tosser.During the game he was stolen by the Vault Legends, where he remained for the duration of the Expansion Era alongside former teammates Nagomi McDaniel, and Hewitt Best, who was also stolen during the game.

Tabloids and Rumors

Henderson’s strange and varied career has led to a number of contradictory and unlikely rumours regarding exactly who he is and what he gets up to. This is a collection of some of the ones we have managed to find. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-98.252 out of its Rumor Registry...

Personal Life

Despite the fact that Henderson's multiple regular traffic offenses continue to be paid off by his wealthy parents, his mother, Harmony H. Henderson, did not attend his first funeral due to a scheduling conflict. Henderson never fetches his own balls and is frequently late to practice, primarily due to arguing about his height on his own Wikipedia page. Tillman is very above average height and definitely not short at all <—— this was definitely not written by Tillman. An anonymous former teammate describes Henderson as "a wellspring of insecurity."

Henderson has been regularly described as "intolerable," yet somehow, former teammate Kennedy Loser has been seen tolerating Henderson at length, and the two have matching arm tattoos. Similarly, Henderson's motorbike has a sidecar that is regularly occupied by former teammate Tot Fox. Since joining the Charleston Shoe Thieves, a second sidecar for teammate Gunther O'Brian has been attached. When asked, Henderson claims that the sidecars are employed to better allow him to "cause a f*ckus with the boyz." While he is occasionally seen with teammate Stu Trololol as well, manager Cornelius Games has commented that "those two absolutely cannot be together for more than five minutes or I swear to God the insufferable aura they generate will cause a category 5 hurricane of irritation." The veracity of this claim has yet to be tested.

He is not a Baltimore native and, when playing for the Crabs, he frequently left the Crabitat while not pitching a game to vacation at his father's summer homes. This behavior did not change when he became a batter, but the commute left him much crankier. Prior to season 9, Tillman stated several times on record that he "cannot be killed" by the rogue umpires. These statements are now on record as notably false.



Edit History

  • Last edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
  • Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/4/2020 (Comment: i give up)
  • Edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
  • Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/2/2020 (Comment: STOP VANDALIZING THIS PAGE)
  • Edited by TillmanSux87 on 8/1/2020
  • Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 7/31/2020 (Comment: Banned)
  • Edited by SteakNShake on 7/30/2020 (Comment: hahahaha screw tillman)
  • Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020

Fan Works

Tillman Henderson is the focus of the following song(s):

Tillman Henderson is mentioned in the following song(s):

  • shutout by madden (prod. ty jackson)

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