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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player for the [[Ohio Worms]] and has been with the team since the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]]. Machine has previously played for the [[Unlimited Tacos]], [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]], and the [[Seattle Garages]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Vault Legends]] and has been with the team since the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]]. Machine has previously played for the [[Unlimited Tacos]], [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]], [[Seattle Garages]], [[Ohio Worms]], [[San Francisco Lovers]], and [[Atlantis Georgias]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
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Machine joined the league on [[Season 8]], Day 1, as a pitcher for the [[Unlimited Tacos]]. Due to the fan-organized [[The Snackrifice|Snackrifice]], all of the previous pitchers on the Tacos were '''[[Modifications|Shelled]]''', therefore preventing them from participating in regular play. At the start of Season 8, Machine was added to the pitching rotation as the only pitcher on the team capable of performing the role. Machine pitched every active game until [[Sexton Wheerer]] was [[Season 8#Deshellings|deshelled]] by the [[Lots of Birds|birds]].  
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Machine joined the league on {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 1, as a pitcher for the [[Unlimited Tacos]]. Due to the fan-organized [[The Snackrifice|Snackrifice]], all of the previous pitchers on the Tacos were {{Shelled}}, therefore preventing them from participating in regular play. At the start of Season 8, Machine was added to the pitching rotation as the only pitcher on the team capable of performing the role. Machine pitched every active game until [[Sexton Wheerer]] was {{BetaSeason|8#Deshellings|deshelled}} by the [[Lots of Birds|birds]].  
  
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At the end of the regular season, Machine was in the first position on the [[idols|idol leaderboard]], and as such, got the [[modifications|modification '''Shelled''']].
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At the end of the regular season, Machine was in the first position on the [[idols|idol leaderboard]], and as such, was {{Shelled}}.
  
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On [[Season 9]], [[Day X]], Machine was conscripted to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]] as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the [[Season 10#Tidings|Season 10 elections]], Machine joined the [[Seattle Garages]] as a pitcher.
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On {{BetaSeason|9}}, [[Day X]], Machine was conscripted to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]] as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the {{BetaSeason|10#Tidings|@ elections}}, Machine joined the [[Seattle Garages]] as a pitcher.
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Machine played for [[Macchiato City]] as a pitcher.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Machine played for [[Macchiato City]] as a pitcher.
  
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Machine was traded to the [[Ohio Worms]] in exchange for [[Mindy Kugel]] during the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]] via the [[Season 12#Wills|'''Exchange''']] will. This trade also resulted in Machine becoming a batter due to Kugel's position.
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Machine was traded to the [[Ohio Worms]] in exchange for [[Mindy Kugel]] during the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}} via the {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will, becoming a lineup player in the process.
  
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{{Community Lore}}
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During Season 16, going into Game 4 the Worms were losing a playoff series 2-1 against the Houston Spies. The Spies looped Sun 2, causing them to reach 3 Wins. Up 9-0 with 2 outs in the top of the ninth inning, Pitching Machine hit a 2-run, double-game-winning home run to take the series to Game 5.
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==Aftermarket Upgrades==
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During [[Season 8]], in its third game against the [[Baltimore Crabs]], Tacos hitter [[Vito Kravitz]] "upgraded" Pitching Machine with a number of accessories including a bayonet and a laser sight. This had the unfortunate consequence of allowing the opposing batters to see exactly where the ball was aimed. The Crabs scored 8 runs before teammate [[Mcdowell Mason]] removed the laser sight.
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Machine was traded to the [[San Francisco Lovers]] in exchange for [[Kichiro Guerra]] during the {{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Lovers' {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Plunder'''}} will.
  
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The bayonet was not removed.
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On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 5, Machine tasted the Infinite and {{shelled}} [[Kansas City Breath Mints|Breath Mints]] player [[Rodriguez Internet]]. Machine was traded to the [[Atlantis Georgias]] in exchange for [[Knight Triumphant]] during the {{BetaSeason|17#Elections Results|@ elections}} via the Lovers' {{BetaSeason|17#Wills|'''Equivalent Exchange'''}} will, becoming a pitcher in the process.
  
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==Media Relations==
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After Day 99 of {{BetaSeason|18}}, Machine was [[:Category:Preserved|Preserved]].
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Attempts to interview Pitching Machine have so far been unsuccessful. Machine has never responded to journalists' questions at press conferences, and teammates say that it is stoic in the dugout as well. However, it is well documented that reporters who objectify it as "the" or "a" pitching machine must duck to avoid a barrage of blaseballs being hurled their way.
 
  
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==Relationships==
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During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], Machine played for the [[Vault Legends]] as a pitcher.
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Pitching Machine has what some fans would call a relationship with [[Ortiz Lopez#Relationships|Ortiz Lopez]], although it's still unclear whether it's all just coincidence Lopez has attributed meaning to or the feelings are reciprocated. The relationship was the basis for the first entry in a book series by famous author [[Chulck Tangle]].
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{{Community Lore}}
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==History==
  
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Pitching Machine also appears to have a close relationship with [[Oliver Notarobot]], the two having inspired one another in various ways. Notarobot assisted in applying the "This Machine Kills Fascists" sticker to the side of it when it joined the league, and Pitching Machine was reportedly the reason Notarobot decided to tell the league of his [[Oliver Notarobot#Launch Day|android nature]].
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===Aftermarket Upgrades===
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During {{BetaSeason|8}}, in its third game against the [[Baltimore Crabs]], Tacos hitter [[Vito Kravitz]] "upgraded" Pitching Machine with a number of accessories including a bayonet and a laser sight. This had the unfortunate consequence of allowing the opposing batters to see exactly where the ball was aimed. The Crabs scored 8 runs before teammate [[Mcdowell Mason]] removed the laser sight.
  
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[[Malik Destiny]] frequently feeds guitar picks (referred to by him as “tricoins”) to Pitching Machine in a literal attempt to feed the meter. Despite the team’s insistence that Destiny stop, the picks have not appeared to negatively affect Pitching Machine’s performance. It has been noted that Pitching Machine will always accept these, regardless of form.
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The bayonet was not removed.
  
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==Arrival to the Garages==
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===Arrival to the Garages===
 
After the aftermath of the great Unshelling, the Garages did not expect Pitching Machine to come crashing through the roof of the [[Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility|Big Garage]] onto the field. As [[Oliver Notarobot]] began assisting in reassembling it, it suddenly flickered from pitching machine form to that of an android. Since then, Pitching Machine has been observed to change between various forms at random. The Garages members seem unfazed by this, assuming it has something to do with it being from Los Angeli. A few things remain consistent throughout the iterations:
 
After the aftermath of the great Unshelling, the Garages did not expect Pitching Machine to come crashing through the roof of the [[Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility|Big Garage]] onto the field. As [[Oliver Notarobot]] began assisting in reassembling it, it suddenly flickered from pitching machine form to that of an android. Since then, Pitching Machine has been observed to change between various forms at random. The Garages members seem unfazed by this, assuming it has something to do with it being from Los Angeli. A few things remain consistent throughout the iterations:
  
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*Pitching Machine is always a pitcher (Time with the PODS notwithstanding.)
 
*Pitching Machine is always a pitcher (Time with the PODS notwithstanding.)
  
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{{IRM|PlayerName=Pitching Machine|intro=After joining the Garages&#44; Pitching Machine began changing forms at random. The IRM randomly chooses one reported form of many written by the Blaseball community when the page is loaded.|title=Reported Forms|banner=The various forms Pitching Machine has taken is listed below.}}
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===Arrival in Ohio===
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Pitching Machine’s time with the Ohio Worms is currently shrouded in mystery.
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===Arrival to the Lovers===
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Pitching Machine arrived in San Francisco during Season 16 via a late-processed request by long-time fan and life partner, Ortiz Lopez. Upon Pitching Machine’s arrival it discovered that Lopez had already been traded to the Atlantis Georgias, where they were to be reunited next season.
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Much to the team’s surprise, despite all known facts about Pitching Machine pointing to the contrary, Pitching Machine would be batting in their line-up. None were more surprised however than Cannonball Sports, a player most famous for her pregame ritual of destroying pitching machines and until recently had been a pitcher for the team. The two players quickly realized they had to reconcile their differences if they were to remain batting in the same line-up.
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Steadily, Sports grew to respect the batting skills of the machine designed only to pitch, and soon, to respect the machine not only as a player, but as a friend. Other members of the team noted the closeness of the two, and speculation arose about the exact status of their relationship. It was short lived however as Pitching Machine was soon to be exchanged to the Altantis Georgias for long-time team captain and founder, Knight Triumphant, upon completion of Triumphant’s diplomatic mission to Atlantis. Sports and Pitching Machine departed on good terms, Sports doing her best to be understanding of the arrangement, but the nature of the art she produced following its departure, soulful depictions of broken pitching machines, tells another story.{{IRM||Subject=Pitching Machine|intro=After joining the Garages&#44; Pitching Machine began changing forms at random. The IRM randomly chooses one reported form of many written by the Blaseball community when the page is loaded.|title=Reported Forms|banner=The various forms Pitching Machine has taken is listed below.|format=vignette}}
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''This concludes the description of the reported form.''
  
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==Relationships==
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Pitching Machine has what some fans would call a relationship with [[Ortiz Lopez#Relationships|Ortiz Lopez]], although it's still unclear whether it's all just coincidence Lopez has attributed meaning to or the feelings are reciprocated. The relationship was the basis for the first entry in a book series by famous author [[Chulck Tangle]].
  
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Pitching Machine also appears to have a close relationship with [[Oliver Notarobot]], the two having inspired one another in various ways. Notarobot assisted in applying the "This Machine Kills Fascists" sticker to the side of it when it joined the league, and Pitching Machine was reportedly the reason Notarobot decided to tell the league of his [[Oliver Notarobot#Launch Day|android nature]].
  
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[[Malik Destiny]] frequently feeds guitar picks (referred to by him as "tricoins") to Pitching Machine in a literal attempt to feed the meter. Despite the team's insistence that Destiny stop, the picks have not appeared to negatively affect Pitching Machine's performance. It has been noted that Pitching Machine will always accept these, regardless of form.
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==Media Relations==
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Attempts to interview Pitching Machine have so far been unsuccessful. Machine has never responded to journalists' questions at press conferences, and teammates say that it is stoic in the dugout as well. However, it is well documented that reporters who objectify it as "the" or "a" pitching machine must duck to avoid a barrage of blaseballs being hurled their way.
  
 
==Performance on the field==
 
==Performance on the field==
  
 
===Season 11 Playoffs===
 
===Season 11 Playoffs===
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Pitching Machine was instrumental in the Seattle Garages’ victory in the Season 11 MLDS against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, allowing only 2 hits and 1 run in the crucial Game 5, clinching the series. Against the Hellmouth Sunbeams in the Internet Series, Pitching Machine allowed only 4 runs in a close Game 2 loss, performing the best out of any Garages pitcher against the eventual champions.
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Pitching Machine was instrumental in the Seattle Garages' victory in the Season 11 MLDS against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, allowing only 2 hits and 1 run in the crucial Game 5, clinching the series. Against the Hellmouth Sunbeams in the Internet Series, Pitching Machine allowed only 4 runs in a close Game 2 loss, performing the best out of any Garages pitcher against the eventual champions.
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During Pitching Machine's playoff heroics, the nickname "Parking Meter" was coined to honor one of the Garages' most stoic and reliable pitching talents. Fans chant "FEED THE METER" to encourage PM, and erupt in cheers when PM records a strikeout.
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During Pitching Machine’s playoff heroics, the nickname “Parking Meter” was coined to honor one of the Garages’ most stoic and reliable pitching talents. Fans chant “FEED THE METER” to encourage PM, and erupt in cheers when PM records a strikeout.
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==Fan Works==
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Pitching Machine is the focus of the following songs:
  
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* [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/blood-sweat-tears-and-blood blood, sweat, tears, and blood] by [https://twitter.com/ItsAMeMitchell Mitchell Keys]
  
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==Fan Art==
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=== Visual Works ===
 
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File:48PitchingMachine.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
 
File:48PitchingMachine.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
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File:Pitching Machine by Rhys.png|Pitching Machine 2448 by Rhystique
 
File:Pitching Machine by Rhys.png|Pitching Machine 2448 by Rhystique
 
File:Pitching Machine by Razura.png|Pitching Machine 5778 by @Razura
 
File:Pitching Machine by Razura.png|Pitching Machine 5778 by @Razura
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File:Pitching Machine by @sunglasseshorse.png|PM by [https://www.instagram.com/sunglasseshorse/?hl=en @sunglasseshorse]
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File:Pitching Machine by @sunglasseshorse.png|PM by {{Instagram|name=sunglasseshorse}}
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File:Pitching Machine Tower.jpg|Pitching Machine Tower by [https://www.instagram.com/mychal.lines/?hl=en @mychal.lines]
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File:Pitching Machine Tower.jpg|Pitching Machine Tower by {{Instagram|name=mychal.lines}}
 
File:Buff pm.png|Pitching Machine by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1301694633903177728 @Fancymancer]
 
File:Buff pm.png|Pitching Machine by [https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1301694633903177728 @Fancymancer]
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File:Lovers Pitching Machine.png|PM on the Lovers by {{Twitter|name=Validtine}}
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File:Pm legendary by tiny revel.png|[[Ortiz Lopez]] witnesses Pitching Machine becoming [[Legendary]], by {{Twitter|name=tiny_revel}}
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File:Pitching Machine by wayslidecool.png|by [https://twitter.com/wayslidecool/status/1429575726869749768 @wayslidecool]
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File:Georgias date night by tiny revel.png|[[Ortiz Lopez]] and Pitching Machine on a double date with [[Niq Nyong'o]] and [[Flattery McKinley]] by [https://twitter.com/tiny_revel @tiny_revel]
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File:Pitching Machine by tiny revel.png|by [https://twitter.com/tiny_revel/status/1477045753046614016 @tiny_revel]
 
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Latest revision as of 01:52, 23 February 2023

The subject of this page has been Preserved.
They may have participated in the ILB Semi-Centennial. No other information is available after their entry into the Vault. Tour the collection here.
In case of incomplete records, post on the Talk page.

For the New York Millennials player, see Pitching Machine (Season 22 birth).

Pitching Machine is a pitcher for the Vault Legends and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Machine has previously played for the Unlimited Tacos, THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, Seattle Garages, Ohio Worms, San Francisco Lovers, and Atlantis Georgias.

Official League Records

Machine joined the league on Season β8, Day 1, as a pitcher for the Unlimited Tacos. Due to the fan-organized Snackrifice, all of the previous pitchers on the Tacos were  SHELLED, therefore preventing them from participating in regular play. At the start of Season 8, Machine was added to the pitching rotation as the only pitcher on the team capable of performing the role. Machine pitched every active game until Sexton Wheerer was deshelled by the birds.

At the end of the regular season, Machine was in the first position on the idol leaderboard, and as such, was  SHELLED.

On Season β9, Day X, Machine was conscripted to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the Season β10 elections, Machine joined the Seattle Garages as a pitcher.

During the Coffee Cup, Machine played for Macchiato City as a pitcher.

Machine was traded to the Ohio Worms in exchange for Mindy Kugel during the Season β12 elections via the Exchange will, becoming a lineup player in the process.

During Season 16, going into Game 4 the Worms were losing a playoff series 2-1 against the Houston Spies. The Spies looped Sun 2, causing them to reach 3 Wins. Up 9-0 with 2 outs in the top of the ninth inning, Pitching Machine hit a 2-run, double-game-winning home run to take the series to Game 5.

Machine was traded to the San Francisco Lovers in exchange for Kichiro Guerra during the Season β16 elections via the Lovers' Plunder will.

On Season β17, Day 5, Machine tasted the Infinite and  SHELLED Breath Mints player Rodriguez Internet. Machine was traded to the Atlantis Georgias in exchange for Knight Triumphant during the Season β17 elections via the Lovers' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process.

After Day 99 of Season β18, Machine was Preserved.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Machine played for the Vault Legends as a pitcher.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Aftermarket Upgrades

During Season β8, in its third game against the Baltimore Crabs, Tacos hitter Vito Kravitz "upgraded" Pitching Machine with a number of accessories including a bayonet and a laser sight. This had the unfortunate consequence of allowing the opposing batters to see exactly where the ball was aimed. The Crabs scored 8 runs before teammate Mcdowell Mason removed the laser sight.

The bayonet was not removed.

Arrival to the Garages

After the aftermath of the great Unshelling, the Garages did not expect Pitching Machine to come crashing through the roof of the Big Garage onto the field. As Oliver Notarobot began assisting in reassembling it, it suddenly flickered from pitching machine form to that of an android. Since then, Pitching Machine has been observed to change between various forms at random. The Garages members seem unfazed by this, assuming it has something to do with it being from Los Angeli. A few things remain consistent throughout the iterations:

  • Pitching Machine remembers everything that has happened to its previous iterations upon arrival.
  • Pitching Machine is always a pitcher (Time with the PODS notwithstanding.)

Arrival in Ohio

Pitching Machine’s time with the Ohio Worms is currently shrouded in mystery.

Arrival to the Lovers

Pitching Machine arrived in San Francisco during Season 16 via a late-processed request by long-time fan and life partner, Ortiz Lopez. Upon Pitching Machine’s arrival it discovered that Lopez had already been traded to the Atlantis Georgias, where they were to be reunited next season. Much to the team’s surprise, despite all known facts about Pitching Machine pointing to the contrary, Pitching Machine would be batting in their line-up. None were more surprised however than Cannonball Sports, a player most famous for her pregame ritual of destroying pitching machines and until recently had been a pitcher for the team. The two players quickly realized they had to reconcile their differences if they were to remain batting in the same line-up.

Steadily, Sports grew to respect the batting skills of the machine designed only to pitch, and soon, to respect the machine not only as a player, but as a friend. Other members of the team noted the closeness of the two, and speculation arose about the exact status of their relationship. It was short lived however as Pitching Machine was soon to be exchanged to the Altantis Georgias for long-time team captain and founder, Knight Triumphant, upon completion of Triumphant’s diplomatic mission to Atlantis. Sports and Pitching Machine departed on good terms, Sports doing her best to be understanding of the arrangement, but the nature of the art she produced following its departure, soulful depictions of broken pitching machines, tells another story.

Reported Forms

After joining the Garages, Pitching Machine began changing forms at random. The IRM randomly chooses one reported form of many written by the Blaseball community when the page is loaded. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-43.49 out of its Rumor Registry...

Pitching Machine #4349

From Los Angeli Universe: 4349

Appearance: PM is a standard-issue counterbalance forklift with custom Garages-branding coloring. The counterbalance weight in the rear of the forklift can occasionally be heard to slosh when PM builds up speed or brakes sharply, though no known liquid possess a high enough density to act as a safe counterweight. The counterweight unit has no clear cap or hole where liquids may even be added, though it has been observed to rattle ominously when PM siphons blood.

For fielding purposes, PM is equipped with a glove, with a sign pointing to the glove that says "glove⤴️". The sign is affixed per HCFSSB regulation 21 C.F.R. 1910 §178(a)(5), which states that attachments other than factory-installed ones are appropriately marked.

Details: PM pitches by doing donuts around the pitchers' mound, and releasing at an opportune moment. Additionally, as this PM does not have two left hands, according to HCFSSB guidelines it cannot safely disembark from a forklift.

Musical Ability: PM plays a custom-built extra-large keyboard, and plays exclusively in diads by lowering its fork-prongs onto the keys.


This concludes the description of the reported form.

Relationships

Pitching Machine has what some fans would call a relationship with Ortiz Lopez, although it's still unclear whether it's all just coincidence Lopez has attributed meaning to or the feelings are reciprocated. The relationship was the basis for the first entry in a book series by famous author Chulck Tangle.

Pitching Machine also appears to have a close relationship with Oliver Notarobot, the two having inspired one another in various ways. Notarobot assisted in applying the "This Machine Kills Fascists" sticker to the side of it when it joined the league, and Pitching Machine was reportedly the reason Notarobot decided to tell the league of his android nature.

Malik Destiny frequently feeds guitar picks (referred to by him as "tricoins") to Pitching Machine in a literal attempt to feed the meter. Despite the team's insistence that Destiny stop, the picks have not appeared to negatively affect Pitching Machine's performance. It has been noted that Pitching Machine will always accept these, regardless of form.

Media Relations

Attempts to interview Pitching Machine have so far been unsuccessful. Machine has never responded to journalists' questions at press conferences, and teammates say that it is stoic in the dugout as well. However, it is well documented that reporters who objectify it as "the" or "a" pitching machine must duck to avoid a barrage of blaseballs being hurled their way.

Performance on the field

Season 11 Playoffs

Pitching Machine was instrumental in the Seattle Garages' victory in the Season 11 MLDS against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, allowing only 2 hits and 1 run in the crucial Game 5, clinching the series. Against the Hellmouth Sunbeams in the Internet Series, Pitching Machine allowed only 4 runs in a close Game 2 loss, performing the best out of any Garages pitcher against the eventual champions.

During Pitching Machine's playoff heroics, the nickname "Parking Meter" was coined to honor one of the Garages' most stoic and reliable pitching talents. Fans chant "FEED THE METER" to encourage PM, and erupt in cheers when PM records a strikeout.


Fan Works

Pitching Machine is the focus of the following songs:

Visual Works


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