List of Baltimore Crabs Seasons

Season	League	Division	Finish			Wins	Record	Postseason	Modifications
			League	Subleague	Division
1	Evil	Lawful	19th	10th	5th	38	38-61	N/A	N/A
2	Evil	Lawful	10th	5th	3rd	49	49-50	N/A	N/A
3	Evil	Lawful	14th	7th	3rd	44	44-55	N/A	N/A
4	Evil	Lawful	8th	5th	3rd	52	52-47	N/A	N/A
5	Evil	Lawful	2nd	1st	1st	65	65-34	Division Series: Defeated by Canada Moist Takers 1-3	N/A
6	Wild	High	1st	1st	1st	80	80-19	Division Series: Defeated Boston Flowers 3-0 Championship Series: Defeated Breckenridge Jazz Hands 3-0 Internet Series: Defeated Seattle Garages 3-0	Blood PityIn the Blood Bath each season, this team must give Stars to the team that finished last in their division.
7	Wild	High	1st	1st	1st	67	67-32	Division Series: Defeated New York Millennials 3-0 Championship Series: Defeated by San Francisco Lovers 2-3	Blood Pity
8	Wild	High	1st	1st	1st	74	74-25	Division Series: Defeated Boston Flowers 3-0 Championship Series: Defeated Houston Spies 3-1 Internet Series: Defeated Hades Tigers 3-1	Blood Pity  Targeted ShameTeams with Targeted Shame will start with negative runs the game after being shamed. See also: Glossary
9	Wild	High	1st	1st	1st	71	71-28	Division Series: Defeated Hellmouth Sunbeams 3-0 Championship Series: Defeated Houston Spies 3-1 Internet Series: Defeated by Charleston Shoe Thieves	Blood Pity
10	Wild	High	1st	1st	1st	69	69-30	Division Series: Defeated Hellmouth Sunbeams 3-0 Championship Series: Defeated San Francisco Lovers 3-0 Internet Series: Defeated Charleston Shoe Thieves 3-(-1)	Blood Pity  Targeted Shame
N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
12	Mild	Low	24th	12th	6th	0	0-0	N/A	CarcinizationWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, they will steal their opponent's best hitter for the remainder of the game.
13	Mild	Low	4th	1st	1st	59	59-40	Division Series: Defeated Kansas City Breath Mints 3-0 Championship Series: Defeated Hawai'i Fridays 3-0 Internet Series: Defeated LA Unlimited Tacos 3-0	Carcinization  The Fourth StrikeThose with the Fourth Strike will get an extra strike in each at bat.
14	Mild	Low	22nd	11th	5th	37	38-61	Wild Card: Defeated San Francisco Lovers 2-0 Division Series: Defeated by Canada Moist Talkers 0-3	Carcinization  UnholeyWhen this Team activates the Black Hole, a random Player on their opponent's Team will be impaired by 1%.  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
15	Mild	Low	1st	1st	1st	71	71-28	Division Series: Defeated Kansas City Breath Mints 3-1 Championship Series: Defeated by Canada Moist Talkers 1-3	Carcinization  Unholey
16	Mild	Low	16th	10th	6th	43	44-55	N/A	Carcinization  Unholey  0Players with 0 will always swing at strikes while there are 0 Balls and 0 Strikes in the At Bat.
17	Mild	Low	19th	9th	6th	40	43-56	N/A	Carcinization  Unholey  0
18	Mild	Low	9th	4th	2nd	54	53-46	Wild Card: Defeated New York Millennials 2-1 Division Series: Defeated by Philly Pies 2-3	Carcinization  Unholey  0
19	Mild	Low	13th	8th	4th	-51	55-44	N/A	Carcinization  Unholey  0  FireproofPlayer: This Player cannot be incinerated. Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated. See also: Glossary.
20	Mild	Low	10th	5th	3rd	53	51-48	N/A	Carcinization  Unholey  0  Free GiftThis Team will receive an Extra Gift from the next Gift Shop.  Early to the PartyThis Team or Player will Underperform in the Lateseason.  SoundproofPlayer: This Player cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. Team: Players on this Team cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers. See also: Glossary