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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1I_DcrbnKo Party Problems] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] | *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1I_DcrbnKo Party Problems] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] | ||
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| − | File:Youre going to tell me im WRONG.png|Statter by | + | File:Youre going to tell me im WRONG.png|Statter by [https://twitter.com/marcheriest '''@marcheriest'''] |
File:Statter up babey.gif|Statter up by '''@realdiscordbot''' | File:Statter up babey.gif|Statter up by '''@realdiscordbot''' | ||
| − | File:Kaj by wade.png|Statter by | + | File:Kaj by wade.png|Statter by [https://twitter.com/wadecharade '''@wadecharade'''] |
| − | File:Kaj by olive.png|Statter design by | + | File:Kaj by olive.png|Statter design by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks '''Olive'''] |
| − | File:Wait we have boats?.jpg|alt=Art of Kaj Statter Jr of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Kaj is a dark skinned person with straight dark brown shoulder length hair. Xe wears a pirate costume including a hat with a sun on it and a white feather sticking out of the side, a red coat with rainbow patterns on the black lapels, glasses, and a light green crop top. Kaj has a messenger bag and is holding a envelope. There is a speech bubble coming from Kaj with a picture of an enelope and a question mark. The background is light green.|by | + | File:Wait we have boats?.jpg|alt=Art of Kaj Statter Jr of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Kaj is a dark skinned person with straight dark brown shoulder length hair. Xe wears a pirate costume including a hat with a sun on it and a white feather sticking out of the side, a red coat with rainbow patterns on the black lapels, glasses, and a light green crop top. Kaj has a messenger bag and is holding a envelope. There is a speech bubble coming from Kaj with a picture of an enelope and a question mark. The background is light green.|by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1372032830239338497 '''@_iznj'''] |
| − | File:Mail call i guess.jpg|by | + | File:Mail call i guess.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1372001604182872065 '''Ash'''] |
| − | File:Bonnie tyler holding out for a hero playing in the distance.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. Sea has dark skin, short green hair shaved on the sides, an eyepatch over shore left eye, and is holding up two fingers in a peace sign. Xe's wearing a short sleeved yellow shirt tied at the front, green shorts with a single orange stripe down the side, and blue rollerskates with yellow wheels along with white crew-cut socks. The background is pale yellow with a row of faded, green, yellow, and orange stripes swirling across.|by | + | File:Bonnie tyler holding out for a hero playing in the distance.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. Sea has dark skin, short green hair shaved on the sides, an eyepatch over shore left eye, and is holding up two fingers in a peace sign. Xe's wearing a short sleeved yellow shirt tied at the front, green shorts with a single orange stripe down the side, and blue rollerskates with yellow wheels along with white crew-cut socks. The background is pale yellow with a row of faded, green, yellow, and orange stripes swirling across.|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1386157488383447045 '''@_pysics'''] |
| − | File:Oooh look at them, thinkin theyre hot sh!t.jpg|alt=Art of the two blaseball players Jayden Wright and Kaj Statter Jr. of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Jayden is standing to the left of the image. She is a dark skinned person with afro-textured hair in a long braid. She has bone spikes around her forehead and earrings made of sharp bones. She is looking at Kaj with her arms crossed and has a blue speech bubble coming from her with a question mark in it. Kaj is on the right of the image. Xe is a medium brown skinned person with long, dark hair and short facial hair. Xe is wearing a pirate hat with a sun on it and a white feather coming off of it, a long red and black coat with a rainbow design on it, and glasses. Xe has xir eyes closed and has a green speech bubble coming from them with an exclamation mark in it. Both are wearing the Sunbeams uniform. The background is yellow.|Statter with fellow rookie [[Jayden Wright]] by | + | File:Oooh look at them, thinkin theyre hot sh!t.jpg|alt=Art of the two blaseball players Jayden Wright and Kaj Statter Jr. of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Jayden is standing to the left of the image. She is a dark skinned person with afro-textured hair in a long braid. She has bone spikes around her forehead and earrings made of sharp bones. She is looking at Kaj with her arms crossed and has a blue speech bubble coming from her with a question mark in it. Kaj is on the right of the image. Xe is a medium brown skinned person with long, dark hair and short facial hair. Xe is wearing a pirate hat with a sun on it and a white feather coming off of it, a long red and black coat with a rainbow design on it, and glasses. Xe has xir eyes closed and has a green speech bubble coming from them with an exclamation mark in it. Both are wearing the Sunbeams uniform. The background is yellow.|Statter with fellow rookie [[Jayden Wright]] by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1375683270726258688 '''@_iznj'''] |
| − | File:Kaj moments.jpg|by | + | File:Kaj moments.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/alllyr_ '''@allyr_'''] |
| − | File:I love one (1) pirate postal worker.jpg|alt=Digital drawings of Kaj Statter Jr. running, chilling with some bone fish, and up at bat.|by | + | File:I love one (1) pirate postal worker.jpg|alt=Digital drawings of Kaj Statter Jr. running, chilling with some bone fish, and up at bat.|by [https://twitter.com/pitayapandi/status/1372571389471944704 '''@pitayapandi'''] |
| − | File:4kids dub one piece lollipop question mark.jpg|by | + | File:4kids dub one piece lollipop question mark.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1374204361774137344 '''Ash'''] |
| − | File:New kids at the cat cafe.png|Statter Jr. and Wright at the [[Randall Marijuana's Cat/Randy's Cat Cáfe|Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cáfe]] by | + | File:New kids at the cat cafe.png|Statter Jr. and Wright at the [[Randall Marijuana's Cat/Randy's Cat Cáfe|Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cáfe]] by [https://twitter.com/poltergeisz '''Saffron'''] |
| − | File:Post party pirate.jpg|by | + | File:Post party pirate.jpg|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1394469302082867201 '''Ash'''] |
| − | File:Kaj Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky buzzard.png|alt=A fullcolor digital drawing of Statter and Bluesky. Kaj is a fat buff black person with an eyepatch, short seaweed hair, and glasses. Sea is wearing a black and red pirate overcoat, a crop top, jean short shorts, and mid-length sand and green boots. Sea is crossing shore arms with feet planted in a confident stance as sea looks toward one side and smiles. Bennett is a slim East Asian trans man with blue wings and shoulder-length dyed pink hair slicked back behind a pair of headphones. He is wearing a bomber with several patches including a trans flag, a park ranger badge, and his teams, and he looks to the side with a close-lipped rueful smile.|Statter Jr. and [[Bennett Bluesky]]. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard @saltbuzzard | + | File:Kaj Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky buzzard.png|alt=A fullcolor digital drawing of Statter and Bluesky. Kaj is a fat buff black person with an eyepatch, short seaweed hair, and glasses. Sea is wearing a black and red pirate overcoat, a crop top, jean short shorts, and mid-length sand and green boots. Sea is crossing shore arms with feet planted in a confident stance as sea looks toward one side and smiles. Bennett is a slim East Asian trans man with blue wings and shoulder-length dyed pink hair slicked back behind a pair of headphones. He is wearing a bomber with several patches including a trans flag, a park ranger badge, and his teams, and he looks to the side with a close-lipped rueful smile.|Statter Jr. and [[Bennett Bluesky]]. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard '''@saltbuzzard'''] as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange. |
| − | File:Skate Rink buzzard.png|alt=A digital sketch of Bluesky and Statter sitting at a table in a skate rink. Bluesky is an east asian trans man with wings and long pink hair, and Statter Jr. is a fat black person with an eyepatch and short seaweed hair. Bluesky is putting on one roller skate as he gestures and smiles at Kaj, as if telling a story. Kaj is reclining in a cropped binder and jean shorts with roller blades on shore feet. Sea responds to Bluesky with a large smile.|Statter Jr. and [[Bennett Bluesky]] enjoying a day at the skate rink. Art by | + | File:Skate Rink buzzard.png|alt=A digital sketch of Bluesky and Statter sitting at a table in a skate rink. Bluesky is an east asian trans man with wings and long pink hair, and Statter Jr. is a fat black person with an eyepatch and short seaweed hair. Bluesky is putting on one roller skate as he gestures and smiles at Kaj, as if telling a story. Kaj is reclining in a cropped binder and jean shorts with roller blades on shore feet. Sea responds to Bluesky with a large smile.|Statter Jr. and [[Bennett Bluesky]] enjoying a day at the skate rink. Art by [https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard '''@saltbuzzard'''] as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange |
| − | File:Got Mail?.jpg|Tlopps card by | + | File:Got Mail?.jpg|Tlopps card by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks '''Olive'''] |
| − | File:💌 Captain of My Heart 💌.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams player Kaj Statter Jr. Kaj is a medium-brown skinned fat person with long, dark hair and glasses. Xe is wearing a long red-and-yellow coat over a black crop-top, matching red-and-yellow boots, white pants, a light blue bandanna around xir neck, and a red tri-cornered cap with a white feather sticking out of it. Xe's smiling wide and using xir thumb to point at xemself.|by | + | File:💌 Captain of My Heart 💌.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams player Kaj Statter Jr. Kaj is a medium-brown skinned fat person with long, dark hair and glasses. Xe is wearing a long red-and-yellow coat over a black crop-top, matching red-and-yellow boots, white pants, a light blue bandanna around xir neck, and a red tri-cornered cap with a white feather sticking out of it. Xe's smiling wide and using xir thumb to point at xemself.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1421616033006333955 '''Saffron'''] |
File:B.O.A.T. (Bestie Of All TIme).png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. on xir boat.|by {{Twitter|name=Waggisbag1}} | File:B.O.A.T. (Bestie Of All TIme).png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. on xir boat.|by {{Twitter|name=Waggisbag1}} | ||
| + | File:Statter Up!.jpg|alt=A digital sketch of Sunbeams player Kaj Statter Jr. Kaj is a pirate mailperson with swept-back hair and glasses. Xe is wearing a long coat with tassels on the shoulders over a crop-top, long pants, and has a mailbag slung over one shoulder. Xe's smiling wide and holding letter up between xir index and middle fingers.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1372893036477300737 '''Saffron'''] | ||
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Revision as of 03:50, 24 November 2021
Kaj Statter Jr. is a player in the Shadows for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since Season 13, Day 98.
Official League Records
Statter Jr. joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams on Season 13, Day 98 after the incineration of Sutton Bishop.
In Statter's first full game, Season 13, Day 99, they partied, stole home, and used Base Instincts to walk to second. During the Season 13 elections the Sunbeams benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings, which increased Statter's batting, baserunning, and defense by 4%. Statter Jr. also gained the Smooth modification as a result of the Peanut Butter blessing.
During the Season 15 elections, Statter's baserunning was boosted 1.9 → 2 as a result of the Running Practice blessing.
During the Season 18 elections, Statter Jr. retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Phineas Wormthrice as a result of the Sunbeams' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 8.6 → 9.4 stat increase.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Much of Statter Jr.’s history is currently unknown, although sea claims to have experience with a wide variety of careers, many more than could fit into a normal human lifespan. Xe has stated that seas family is very expansive, with generations of Statters living across the globe, yet still remains ‘tight-knit’. A variety of strange people have been observed cheering xem on at seas games. Despite the uncertainty, everyone queried about Statter Jr. has agreed that xe has ‘strong youngest sibling energy’. Statter Jr. often discusses seas family’s many long-standing traditions, such as ‘consuming carbon dioxide and producing oxygen’, and ‘sea shanties’.
Career with the Sunbeams
After the incineration of Sutton Bishop, Statter Jr. was enlisted to deliver a letter from the town of Bishop Sutton to the Sunbeams. Upon arrival at the Pocket on Season 13, Day 99, Statter Jr. made seas delivery and promptly joined on as the newest member of the Sunbeams lineup. Sea made a powerful first impression in seas first game by careening through the far wall of the Pocket, partying, stealing home, and walking to second.
Statter Jr. quickly settled into life with the Sunbeams, taking advantage of the many ships left lying around by Aldon Cashmoney, sailing them across the desert and using them in xir new Hellmouth mail delivery service. Sea became famous for stopping any mail deliveries at the border of Hellmouth, stealing them, and delivering them, in order to avoid the delivery person having to enter Hellmouth. This has made xem a favourite of the Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board. Statter Jr. also took up studying bonecourse at the Hellmouth Community College, indulging a lifelong fascination with discourses. Sea also maintains a busy calendar of social events, with xir boat parties being famous throughout Hellmouth and the league.
Initially, sea had many bouts of dehydration during games at the Solarium. Fellow players carried misters to keep Statter Jr. in the game. Recently, Statter Jr. has been seen with a localised raincloud over xir head, periodically misting shore without input. This is theorised to be seas adaptation.
Trivia
- The Jr stands for Jerfolk.
- Statter Jr. has a large collection of chewable jewellery.
- When interviewers asked Statter Jr. how xe got Cashmoney’s ships to move through sand, Statter Jr. was confused “What do you mean? Have you never tried to drive a boat through the desert?” Leading to the invention of the now popular ‘sand sailing’ as both a recreational activity and Hellmouth’s primary form of transportation.
- The original boat used by Kaj Statter Jr. to crash into the Pocket was composed entirely of bone, obtained by Statter Jr. by unknown means.
- Statter Jr. is also known as Kaj “Stlat man” Statter Jr.
- Statter Jr. is responsible for a new pre-game ritual for the Sunbeams lineup. Before each game, sea will flip a semi-full bottle of water. If it lands on its base, it is considered good luck for the game ahead. If the bottle falls over, the batters will resign themselves to a bad game.
Fan Works
Fanfiction
For more fanfiction see the 'Kaj Statter Junior' tag on AO3
- Flames to Sun to Shadows by Olive - a retrospective of Kaj's career with the Sunbeams, up until seas shadowing.
Videos
Statter by @marcheriest
Statter up by @realdiscordbot
Statter by @wadecharade
Statter design by Olive
by @_iznj
by Ash
by @_pysics
Statter with fellow rookie Jayden Wright by @_iznj
by @allyr_
by @pitayapandi
by Ash
Statter Jr. and Wright at the Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cáfe by Saffron
by Ash
Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange.
Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky enjoying a day at the skate rink. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange
Tlopps card by Olive
by Saffron
by @Waggisbag1
by Saffron
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