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During the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]], Statter Jr. retreated to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Phineas Wormthrice]] as a result of the Sunbeams' [[Season 18#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|8.6|9.4}} stat increase. | During the [[Season 18#Election Results|Season 18 elections]], Statter Jr. retreated to the [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Phineas Wormthrice]] as a result of the Sunbeams' [[Season 18#Wills|'''Foreshadow''']] will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|8.6|9.4}} stat increase. | ||
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==History== | ==History== | ||
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Much of Statter Jr.’s history is currently unknown, although {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}}claims to have experience with a wide variety of careers, many more than could fit into a normal human lifespan. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}}has stated that {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} family is very expansive, with generations of Statters living across the globe, yet still remains ‘tight-knit’. A variety of strange people have been observed cheering {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} on at {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} games. Despite the uncertainty, everyone queried about Statter Jr. has agreed that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}}has ‘strong youngest sibling energy’. Statter Jr. often discusses {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} family’s many long-standing traditions, such as ‘consuming carbon dioxide and producing oxygen’, and ‘sea shanties’. | Much of Statter Jr.’s history is currently unknown, although {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}}claims to have experience with a wide variety of careers, many more than could fit into a normal human lifespan. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}}has stated that {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} family is very expansive, with generations of Statters living across the globe, yet still remains ‘tight-knit’. A variety of strange people have been observed cheering {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} on at {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} games. Despite the uncertainty, everyone queried about Statter Jr. has agreed that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}}has ‘strong youngest sibling energy’. Statter Jr. often discusses {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} family’s many long-standing traditions, such as ‘consuming carbon dioxide and producing oxygen’, and ‘sea shanties’. | ||
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<small>''For more fanfiction see the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Kaj%20Statter%20Jr*d* 'Kaj Statter Junior' tag] on AO3''</small><br /> | <small>''For more fanfiction see the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Kaj%20Statter%20Jr*d* 'Kaj Statter Junior' tag] on AO3''</small><br /> | ||
| − | *[https://archiveofourown.org/works/31768972 Flames to Sun to Shadows] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] - a retrospective of Kaj's career with the Sunbeams, up until | + | *[https://archiveofourown.org/works/31768972 Flames to Sun to Shadows] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] - a retrospective of Kaj's career with the Sunbeams, up until {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}} shadowing. |
<span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Videos'''</span><br /> | <span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Videos'''</span><br /> | ||
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File:Statter up babey.gif|Statter up by '''@realdiscordbot''' | File:Statter up babey.gif|Statter up by '''@realdiscordbot''' | ||
File:Kaj by wade.png|Statter by '''[https://twitter.com/wadecharade @wadecharade]''' | File:Kaj by wade.png|Statter by '''[https://twitter.com/wadecharade @wadecharade]''' | ||
| − | File:Kaj by olive.png|Statter design by '''[https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks | + | File:Kaj by olive.png|Statter design by '''[https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive]''' |
File:Wait we have boats?.jpg|alt=Art of Kaj Statter Jr of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Kaj is a dark skinned person with straight dark brown shoulder length hair. Xe wears a pirate costume including a hat with a sun on it and a white feather sticking out of the side, a red coat with rainbow patterns on the black lapels, glasses, and a light green crop top. Kaj has a messenger bag and is holding a envelope. There is a speech bubble coming from Kaj with a picture of an enelope and a question mark. The background is light green.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1372032830239338497 @_iznj]''' | File:Wait we have boats?.jpg|alt=Art of Kaj Statter Jr of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Kaj is a dark skinned person with straight dark brown shoulder length hair. Xe wears a pirate costume including a hat with a sun on it and a white feather sticking out of the side, a red coat with rainbow patterns on the black lapels, glasses, and a light green crop top. Kaj has a messenger bag and is holding a envelope. There is a speech bubble coming from Kaj with a picture of an enelope and a question mark. The background is light green.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1372032830239338497 @_iznj]''' | ||
File:Mail call i guess.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1372001604182872065 Ash]''' | File:Mail call i guess.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1372001604182872065 Ash]''' | ||
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File:Kaj Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky buzzard.png|alt=A fullcolor digital drawing of Statter and Bluesky. Kaj is a fat buff black person with an eyepatch, short seaweed hair, and glasses. Sea is wearing a black and red pirate overcoat, a crop top, jean short shorts, and mid-length sand and green boots. Sea is crossing shore arms with feet planted in a confident stance as sea looks toward one side and smiles. Bennett is a slim East Asian trans man with blue wings and shoulder-length dyed pink hair slicked back behind a pair of headphones. He is wearing a bomber with several patches including a trans flag, a park ranger badge, and his teams, and he looks to the side with a close-lipped rueful smile.|Statter Jr. and [[Bennett Bluesky]]. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard @saltbuzzard]''' as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange. | File:Kaj Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky buzzard.png|alt=A fullcolor digital drawing of Statter and Bluesky. Kaj is a fat buff black person with an eyepatch, short seaweed hair, and glasses. Sea is wearing a black and red pirate overcoat, a crop top, jean short shorts, and mid-length sand and green boots. Sea is crossing shore arms with feet planted in a confident stance as sea looks toward one side and smiles. Bennett is a slim East Asian trans man with blue wings and shoulder-length dyed pink hair slicked back behind a pair of headphones. He is wearing a bomber with several patches including a trans flag, a park ranger badge, and his teams, and he looks to the side with a close-lipped rueful smile.|Statter Jr. and [[Bennett Bluesky]]. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard @saltbuzzard]''' as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange. | ||
File:Skate Rink buzzard.png|alt=A digital sketch of Bluesky and Statter sitting at a table in a skate rink. Bluesky is an east asian trans man with wings and long pink hair, and Statter Jr. is a fat black person with an eyepatch and short seaweed hair. Bluesky is putting on one roller skate as he gestures and smiles at Kaj, as if telling a story. Kaj is reclining in a cropped binder and jean shorts with roller blades on shore feet. Sea responds to Bluesky with a large smile.|Statter Jr. and [[Bennett Bluesky]] enjoying a day at the skate rink. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard @saltbuzzard]''' as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange | File:Skate Rink buzzard.png|alt=A digital sketch of Bluesky and Statter sitting at a table in a skate rink. Bluesky is an east asian trans man with wings and long pink hair, and Statter Jr. is a fat black person with an eyepatch and short seaweed hair. Bluesky is putting on one roller skate as he gestures and smiles at Kaj, as if telling a story. Kaj is reclining in a cropped binder and jean shorts with roller blades on shore feet. Sea responds to Bluesky with a large smile.|Statter Jr. and [[Bennett Bluesky]] enjoying a day at the skate rink. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard @saltbuzzard]''' as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange | ||
| + | File:Got Mail?.jpg|Tlopps card by '''[https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive]''' | ||
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Revision as of 00:52, 1 September 2021
Kaj Statter Jr. is a player in the Shadows for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the Sunbeams since Season 13, Day 98.
Official League Records
Statter Jr. joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams on Season 13, Day 98 after the incineration of Sutton Bishop.
In Statter's first full game, Season 13, Day 99, they partied, stole home, and used Base Instincts to walk to second. During the Season 13 elections the Sunbeams benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings, which increased Statter's batting, baserunning, and defense by 4%. Statter Jr. also gained the Smooth modification as a result of the Peanut Butter blessing.
During the Season 15 elections, Statter's baserunning was boosted 1.9 → 2 as a result of the Running Practice blessing.
During the Season 18 elections, Statter Jr. retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Phineas Wormthrice as a result of the Sunbeams' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 8.6 → 9.4 stat increase.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Much of Statter Jr.’s history is currently unknown, although sea claims to have experience with a wide variety of careers, many more than could fit into a normal human lifespan. Xe has stated that seas family is very expansive, with generations of Statters living across the globe, yet still remains ‘tight-knit’. A variety of strange people have been observed cheering xem on at seas games. Despite the uncertainty, everyone queried about Statter Jr. has agreed that xe has ‘strong youngest sibling energy’. Statter Jr. often discusses seas family’s many long-standing traditions, such as ‘consuming carbon dioxide and producing oxygen’, and ‘sea shanties’.
Career with the Sunbeams
After the incineration of Sutton Bishop, Statter Jr. was enlisted to deliver a letter from the town of Bishop Sutton to the Sunbeams. Upon arrival at the Pocket on Season 13, Day 99, Statter Jr. made seas delivery and promptly joined on as the newest member of the Sunbeams lineup. Sea made a powerful first impression in seas first game by careening through the far wall of the Pocket, partying, stealing home, and walking to second.
Statter Jr. quickly settled into life with the Sunbeams, taking advantage of the many ships left lying around by Aldon Cashmoney, sailing them across the desert and using them in xir new Hellmouth mail delivery service. Sea became famous for stopping any mail deliveries at the border of Hellmouth, stealing them, and delivering them, in order to avoid the delivery person having to enter Hellmouth. This has made xem a favourite of the Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board. Statter Jr. also took up studying bonecourse at the Hellmouth Community College, indulging a lifelong fascination with discourses. Sea also maintains a busy calendar of social events, with xir boat parties being famous throughout Hellmouth and the league.
Initially, sea had many bouts of dehydration during games at the Solarium. Fellow players carried misters to keep Statter Jr. in the game. Recently, Statter Jr. has been seen with a localised raincloud over xir head, periodically misting shore without input. This is theorised to be seas adaptation.
Trivia
- The Jr stands for JR, as in who statted JR?.
- Statter Jr. has a large collection of chewable jewellery.
- When interviewers asked Statter Jr. how xe got Cashmoney’s ships to move through sand, Statter Jr. was confused “What do you mean? Have you never tried to drive a boat through the desert?” Leading to the invention of the now popular ‘sand sailing’ as both a recreational activity and Hellmouth’s primary form of transportation.
- The original boat used by Kaj Statter Jr. to crash into the Pocket was composed entirely of bone, obtained by Statter Jr. by unknown means.
- Statter Jr. is also known as Kaj “Jeometry” Statter Jr.
- Statter Jr. is responsible for a new pre-game ritual for the Sunbeams lineup. Before each game, sea will flip a semi-full bottle of water. If it lands on its base, it is considered good luck for the game ahead. If the bottle falls over, the batters will resign themselves to a bad game.
Fan Works
Fanfiction
For more fanfiction see the 'Kaj Statter Junior' tag on AO3
- Flames to Sun to Shadows by Olive - a retrospective of Kaj's career with the Sunbeams, up until seas shadowing.
Videos
Statter by @marcheriest
Statter up by @realdiscordbot
Statter by @wadecharade
Statter design by Olive
by @_iznj
by Ash
by @_pysics
Statter with fellow rookie Jayden Wright by @_iznj
by @allyr_
by @pitayapandi
by Ash
Statter Jr. and Wright at the Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cáfe by Saffron
by Ash
Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange.
Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky enjoying a day at the skate rink. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange
Tlopps card by Olive
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| Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
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