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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Boston Flowers]], and has been with the team since [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a pitcher for the [[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and has been with the team since [[Fall Ball]]. Keyes has previously played for the [[Boston Flowers]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
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Keyes joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Boston Flowers]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
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Keyes joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Boston Flowers]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
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On [[Season 3]], Day 81, Keyes swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had a [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|yummy]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|8.9|14.1}} stat increase.
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On {{BetaSeason|3}}, Day 81, Keyes swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had a [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|yummy]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|8.9|14.1}} stat increase.
  
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During the [[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4 elections]], Keyes was affected by the [[Season 4#Alternate Reality|'''Alternate Reality''']] decree and replaced by an [[Modifications#Alternate|'''Alternate''']]. This involved Keyes's stats being randomized, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|14.1|9.1}} stat decrease. Then, Keyes's pitching was randomized and decreased from {{Star Change|1.5|1.1}} as a result of the Flowers' [[Season 4#Blessings|'''Exploratory Surgeries ''']] blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}}, Keyes was affected by the {{BetaSeason|4#Alternate Reality|'''Alternate Reality'''}} decree and replaced by an {{ModLink|Alternate}}. This involved Keyes's stats being randomized, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|14.1|9.1}} stat decrease. Then, Keyes's pitching was randomized and decreased from {{Star Change|1.5|1.1}} as a result of the Flowers' {{BetaSeason|4#Blessings|'''Exploratory Surgeries '''}} blessing.
  
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On [[Season 7]], Day 30, Keyes's hitting ability was siphoned by [[New York Millennials]] lineup player [[Dominic Marijuana]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|2.0|1.5}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 30, Keyes's hitting ability was siphoned by [[New York Millennials]] lineup player [[Dominic Marijuana]] in a game with [[Blooddrain]] weather, decreasing it from {{Star Change|2.0|1.5}}.
  
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During the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]], Keyes received a decrease in pitching from {{Star Change|3.0|2.7}} as a result of the [[Unlimited Tacos]] winning the [[Season 10#Blessings|'''Sharing Signs''']] blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Keyes received a decrease in pitching from {{Star Change|3.0|2.7}} as a result of the [[Unlimited Tacos]] winning the {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''Sharing Signs'''}} blessing.
  
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On [[Season 17]], Day 25, Keyes became a lineup player due to [[Reverb]].
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On {{BetaSeason|17}}, Day 25, Keyes became a lineup player due to [[Reverb]].
  
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On [[Season 22]], Day 17, Keyes retreated to the [[Shadows]] of the Flowers in exchange for [[Zeboriah Whiskey]] at [[Boston Garden]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Voicemail}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 17, Keyes retreated to the Flowers' [[Shadows]] in exchange for [[Zeboriah Whiskey]] at [[Boston Garden]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Voicemail}}.
  
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On [[Season 22]], Day 88, Keyes joined the Flowers' rotation in exchange for [[Backpatch Rolsenthal]] via the [[Boston Garden]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
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On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 88, Keyes joined the Flowers' rotation in exchange for [[Backpatch Rolsenthal]] via the [[Boston Garden]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}.
  
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Over the course of {{BetaSeason|23}}, Keyes entered and exited the Flowers' [[Shadows]] six times as a result of [[Boston Garden]] {{ModLink|Fax Machine}} events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.
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During the November 18, 2022 [[Fall Ball]], Keyes fell to the [[Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams]].
 
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File:Dunn Keyes.png|Dunn Keyes by {{Twitter|name=pikatzke}}
 
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File:Boston Flowers color pallate kinda poppin off tho.jpg|Dunn Keyes and [[Margarito Nava]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/status/1387800117110054913 '''@glassgoblin''']
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File:Dunn Keyes vocaloid concept.png|Concept of Dunn's vocaloid form<br />by [https://twitter.com/lira_anubis '''Mortimer Mekhane''']
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File:Dunn My Belunn.png|alt=A digital drawing of Dunn Keyes in a Sunbeams crop-top jersey and matching skirt. Keyes is a Puerto Rican woman with dyed yellow hair, and she is winking and holding one hand up in a peace sign.|by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks/status/1593734478488563712 '''Olive''']
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File:Sunn Keyes.png|alt=A drawing of Dunn Keyes, a Puerto Rican woman. She is wearing a yellow crop top and yellow and black skirt.|by [https://twitter.com/desmodusrotunds/status/1594155031103692800 '''Jace''']
 
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Latest revision as of 23:40, 16 January 2023

Dunn Keyes is a pitcher for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Keyes has previously played for the Boston Flowers.

Official League Records

Keyes joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Boston Flowers with the Return of Blaseball.

On Season β3, Day 81, Keyes swallowed a peanut and had a yummy reaction, resulting in a combined 8.9 → 14.1 stat increase.

During the Season β4 elections, Keyes was affected by the Alternate Reality decree and replaced by an Alternate. This involved Keyes's stats being randomized, resulting in a combined 14.1 → 9.1 stat decrease. Then, Keyes's pitching was randomized and decreased from 1.5 → 1.1 as a result of the Flowers' Exploratory Surgeries blessing.

On Season β7, Day 30, Keyes's hitting ability was siphoned by New York Millennials lineup player Dominic Marijuana in a game with Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from 2.0 → 1.5 .

During the Season β10 elections, Keyes received a decrease in pitching from 3.0 → 2.7 as a result of the Unlimited Tacos winning the Sharing Signs blessing.

On Season β17, Day 25, Keyes became a lineup player due to Reverb.

On Season β22, Day 17, Keyes retreated to the Flowers' Shadows in exchange for Zeboriah Whiskey at Boston Garden via the Ratified Voicemail.

On Season β22, Day 88, Keyes joined the Flowers' rotation in exchange for Backpatch Rolsenthal via the Boston Garden's Fax Machine.

Over the course of Season β23, Keyes entered and exited the Flowers' Shadows six times as a result of Boston Garden Fax Machine events, ending the Season on the pitching rotation.

During the November 18, 2022 Fall Ball, Keyes fell to the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Dunn Keyes Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-0.489 and start reading...

History

Keyes was affected by the Alternates decree, resulting in her swapping with an alternate dimension's version of her. The only apparent difference between this universe's native Keyes and the alternate seems to be that in the alternate Keyes's universe, they had been created by a corporation called Dunkies Crumpets, rather than Dunkies Donuts.

She is notable for discovering the song "Flower Power", which has now become the team's official anthem.

In XX12 Keyes was created by the now-defunct Dunkies Crumpets Corporation as a prototype human replacement that only ran on Dunkies. As such, her torso is a 150 liter chamber containing only iced tea. Keyes eventually defected from the company after her AI became self-aware and she discovered emotions, the forefront of which were loves for music, botany, and the splort of Blaseball.

Keyes was known in her native universe to visit the destroyed Dunkies Crumpets HQ from time to time. What they did there is unknown, but they always returned with a full reservoir of tea. Now that they're in this universe, they brew their own tea for fuel. They do, however, occasionally visit the Dunkies Donuts HQ in what seem to be attempts at getting to know more about this universe's version of the corporation.

They are the half-sibling to EITHER Zion or Curry Aliciakeyes, but it is unclear which. All three players have refused to answer any questions in regards to the matter.


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