Canada Moist Talkers/Season 23

🗣️ Canada Moist Talkers
Season 23
Dates	July 19, 2021 – July 25, 2021
← Previous	Season 22
Next →	Season 24
Results
Postseason	Won 3-1 against 📱 Won 4-3 against 🎸 Won 3-2 against 🐌 ILB Champions ●●●
Overall Record	61-38
Wins	77
Divine Favor	9
Division	1st in Mild Low
League	1st in Mild League
ILB Placement	2nd overall
Modifiers	High PressureThis Team or Player will play 25% better in Flooding weather when runners are on base.  H20Players with H20 will always swing at strikes while there are 2 Outs.  ModerationThis Team will accept Unruns after each non-loss so that they only non-lose by 1 Run.
Renovations	Big BucketsIf a home run lands in a Big Bucket, it scores an extra Run.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.  Flood PumpsFlood Pumps will prevent Flooding weather from making your Ballpark filthier.  Open Floor PlanThis Ballpark's Grandiosity is 5% the eDensity of a standard Ballpark.  HoopsWhen a Player hits a Home Run, the next batter can go up for an alley oop to score an extra Run.  Peanut MisterA Peanut Mister will occasionally cure a Player of their peanut allergy. Peanut Misters can also remove the Superallergic modification from players.  Ball PitEvery Foul Ball hit in this Ballpark will add 5x the eDensity that it normally would.  Flood BalloonsA medium, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Flood in this Ballpark.  BirdhousesBirdhouses invite Birds to come live in your Ballpark. Every time a foul ball is hit in a ballpark with Birdhouses, a bird will be added to the ballpark, reducing its eDensity. Flooding++
Light Switch	OFF
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.  FairgroundsAll games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.  Hype TrainShaming your opponent will build Hype in your Ballpark.  RatificationRenovations built by at least 18 Teams will be Ratified into Non-Physical Law for the entire League.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  TurntablesBallpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin. League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.  The UnderbracketEvery Postseason, the bottom finishing Teams will compete in the Underbracket while the top finishing Teams compete in the standard Overbracket.  Sun(Sun)All Wins and Unwins earned will be Squared.  TunnelsTunnels allow the Home Team to steal from the Away Team in this Ballpark.  Sun 30When a game enters Extra Innings, both Teams will immediately earn 1 Win.  BalloonsA small, permanent amount of negative eDensity is added for each Run or Win earned in this Ballpark.  Bird HotelWhen the Home Team parties, a number of Birds will come join the Party.  VoicemailWhen the Home Team is shut out in this Ballpark, they'll swap the worst Batter in their Lineup with the best Batter in their Shadows.  Sun .1Weather. Each Run scored is worth .1 more per Inning.  Phantom Thieves' GuildIf the Home Team loses by 9 Runs in this Ballpark, they will steal from their opponent's Shadows.  Equal SunA home run during a game's final out ties the game.  Sum SunWeather. Each successive scoring play by a Team within a half inning is worth an additional Run.  MAXIMUM SUNScoring plays in Maximum Blaseball are worth 3x the Runs.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause β23 200 + Mummy Cantburn 🥧 Thieves Guild (🗣️) β23 3000 - Tiana Wheeler + Uncle Plasma XII 🗣️ Fax Machine β23 3500 - Mags Banananana + Spears Nolan 🗣️ Fax Machine β23 4900 - Jenkins Good + Mags Banananana 🗣️ Fax Machine β23 5300 - Alejandro Leaf + Jenkins Good 🗣️ Fax Machine β23 5400 - Jenkins Good + Alejandro Leaf 🗣️ Fax Machine β23 9700 - Nova Gesundheit + Jenkins Good 🗣️ Fax Machine β23 9700 + Dunlap Figeroa 🛠️ Super Roamin' β23 10800 - Dunlap Figeroa 🍬 Super Roamin' β23 11700 - Tiana Wheeler 💫 ILB Semi-Centennial β23 11700 - Eugenia Garbage 💫 ILB Semi-Centennial β23 11700 - Polkadot Patterson 💫 ILB Semi-Centennial β23 11700 - Slosh Truk 💫 ILB Semi-Centennial β23 11700 + Tiana Wheeler 💫 ILB Semi-Centennial β23 11700 + Eugenia Garbage 💫 ILB Semi-Centennial β23 11701 + Polkadot Patterson 💫 ILB Semi-Centennial β23 11700 + Slosh Truk 💫 ILB Semi-Centennial β23 EL + Legory Chickensalt 🗣️ Postseason Birth β23 EL - Rosstin Andante 🌮 Blessing (🌮) Season 22: Gachapon β23 EL - Uncle Plasma XII 🗣️ Faded to Dust β23 EL - Mags Banananana 🐅 Roamin’ β23 EL - Alejandro Leaf 🏝️ Roamin’
Latesiesta
Renovations	+  StablesWhen any Team scores 25+ in this Ballpark, any Instability in the Ballpark will be stabled. The Gleek's Light Switch is now ON The Gleek will now have more Flooding
Gift Shop	Late to the Party, Team Edition +  Late to the PartyThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Lateseason. Ambitious, Solo Edition Lucien Patchwork +  AmbitiousThis Team or Player will Overperform in the Postseason.
Other Events	Ratification: -  Fax Machine -  Stables
Tidings
+  Under ReviewThis Team is Under Review... +  Flood BathWhen Runners on this Team are cleared via Flooding, they'll become Slippery for the remainder of the game.
Party Favors
Team Roamless Crate   +  RoamlessPlayers cannot Roam to this Team.
Blessings
Gachapon   🗣️ - Rosstin Andante, Shadows   Rosstin Andante 8.7 → 9.4

In Season β23, the Moist Talkers build on their momentum to finish first in the Mild League. An eternally-  Lucien Patchwork, players being swept , and a bulky rotation prone to Fax Machine keep them from reaching their highest potential. However, strategic renovations, gifts and Flooding help this team recover in time to clinch their third ILB Championship and Evolve.

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Eugenia Garbage Lucien Patchwork Slosh Truk London Simmons PolkaDot Patterson	Greer Lott Jacoby Podcast Tiana Wheeler Jenkins Good Amos Melon Beasley Gloom Nova Gesundheit Mags Banananana Alejandro Leaf
Shadows
Carter Turnip Collins Mina Tyreek Peterson Mooney Doctor Denim Squall Premjeet Liu Rosstin Andante Rhombus Drama Billup Kiddo Zeke Wallace Freemium Seraph Sixpack Dogwalker Cedric Spliff Spears Nolan Natha Spruce Wall Osborn Paco Junebug Uncle Plasma XII Nicholas Nolan Adrianna Spheroid

Season Events

Stadium Renovations

• Light Switch - 9,928,074 Coins Spent
  • The Moist Talkers flipped the Light Switch in The Gleek.
  • The Gleek's Light Switch is now ON.
• Flooding + - 8,590,214 Coins Spent
  • The Gleek will now have more Flooding.
• Stables - 7,436,540 Coins Spent
  • The Moist Talkers built Stables in The Gleek.
  • The Gleek gained the Stables modification.
    • +  Stables

Gifts

• Moist Talkers received 2 Gifts! - 7,437,728 coins contributed
  • Top Contributors:
    • 👐 Jazz Hands - 21%
    • 🐕 Dogs - 20%
    • 🎸 Garages - 12%
  • Late to the Party, Team Edition - Wishlist #1
    • The Moist Talkers are equipped with Late to the Party for the rest of the season!
      • +  Late to the Party
  • Ambitious, Solo Edition - Wishlist #2
    • Moist Talkers' random Player Lucien Patchwork gained the seasonal mod Ambitious.
      • +  Ambitious

The Moist Talkers were also the top contributors for the Worms, the Shoe Thieves, the Tacos, and the Garages.

Election Results

Party Favors

• Team Roamless Crate passed with 574,521 Votes, 71% of all Decree Votes
  • The Moist Talkers became Roamless.
    • +  Roamless

Tidings

• scoring play
  • MOIST TALKERS UNDER REVIEW
    • +  Under Review
• BASED EVOLUTION
  • The Moist Talkers Evolved!
    • +  Flood Bath
  • Lucien Patchwork Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • PolkaDot Patterson Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • L--don S-mmo-- Evolved to Base 2
    • Base 1 -> Base 2
  • L--don S-mmo-- Evolved to Base 2
    • Combined 14.3 → 14.5
  • Greer Lott Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Slosh Truk Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Jacoby Podcast Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Uncle Plasma XII Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Mags Banananana Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Amos Melon Evolved to Base 2
    • Base 1 -> Base 2
  • Beasley Gloom Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Jenkins Good Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Spears Nolan Evolved to Base 2
    • Base 1 -> Base 2
  • Spears Nolan Evolved to Base 2
    • Combined 9.1 → 9.9
  • Eugenia Garbage Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1
  • Alejandro Leaf Evolved to Base 1
    • Base -> Base 1

Blessings

• 
  Season 22: Gachapon blessed the LA Unlimited Tacos.
  • Rosstin Andante was recruited by the Tacos.
    • 🗣️ - Rosstin Andante, Shadows
    • 🌮 + Rosstin Andante, Shadows
  • Rosstin Andante entered the Shadows.
    • Combined 8.7 → 9.4

Post Election

• Uncle Plasma XII faded away from the Moist Talkers.
  • 🗣️ - Uncle Plasma XII
• Uncle Plasma XII are weaker apart.
  • -  YolkedThis Player is Yolked!
• Uncle Plasma XII faded to dust.
  • +  DustThis Player is waiting to be Dusted off.
• Mags Banananana roamed to a new team.
  • 🗣️ - Mags Banananana, Rotation
  • 🐅 + Mags Banananana, Rotation
• Alejandro Leaf roamed to a new team.
  • 🗣️ - Alejandro Leaf, Rotation
  • 🏝️ + Alejandro Leaf, Rotation