Tillman Henderson
Tillman Henderson is a pitcher for the Charleston Shoe Thieves. Tillman joined the team at the conclusion of the Season 10 regular season. Tillman previously played for the Baltimore Crabs.
Official League Records
Henderson joined the ILB as a member of the Baltimore Crabs at the beginning of Season 1.
During the Season 4 election, Henderson swapped positions from pitcher to lineup player as a result of the Mutual Aid blessing.
During the Season 5 election, Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations and Rollback Netcode blessings.
On Season 7, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of Miguel James' baserunning ability.
Henderson was incinerated on Season 9, Day 64, and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse. Tillman returned to Active status following an idol board-related feedback swap with Jaylen Hotdogfingers after the Season 10 regular season concluded.
In the Season 10 elections, Henderson received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof.
During the Coffee Cup, Henderson played for the Cold Brew Crew as a lineup player.
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Personal Life
Tillman Henderson is the worst person in the entire splort of Blaseball with an effortless heel persona. Put simply, he sucks. Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.
Despite the fact that Henderson's multiple regular traffic offenses continue to be paid off by his wealthy parents, his mother, Harmony H. Henderson, did not attend his first funeral due to a scheduling conflict. Henderson never fetches his own balls and is frequently late to practice, primarily due to arguing about his height on his own Wikipedia page. Tillman is very above average height and definitely not short at all <—— this was definitely not written by Tillman. An anonymous former teammate describes Henderson as "a wellspring of insecurity."
Henderson has been regularly described as "intolerable," yet somehow, former teammate Kennedy Loser has been seen tolerating Henderson at length, and the two have matching arm tattoos. Similarly, Henderson's motorbike has a sidecar that is regularly occupied by former teammate Tot Fox. Since joining the Charleston Shoe Thieves, a second sidecar for teammate Gunther O'Brian has been attached. When asked, Henderson claims that the sidecars are employed to better allow him to "cause a f*ckus with the boyz." While he is occasionally seen with teammate Stu Trololol as well, manager Cornelius Games has commented that "those two absolutely cannot be together for more than five minutes or I swear to God the insufferable aura they generate will cause a category 5 hurricane of irritation." The veracity of this claim has yet to be tested.
He is not a Baltimore native and, when playing for the Crabs, he frequently left the Crabitat while not pitching a game to vacation at his father's summer homes. This behavior did not change when he became a batter, but the commute left him much crankier. Prior to season 9, Tillman stated several times on record that he "cannot be killed" by the rogue umpires. These statements are now on record as notably false.
Post resurrection, his parents commented that his legally dead status made it both complicated and unprofitable for them to continue to support (or remain in contact with) their son. When asked for a response as to how this will affect his extravagant lifestyle or emotional wellbeing, Tillman commented that "emotions are cringe and I'm like. The opposite of cringe." The statement was muffled by what appeared to be a mouth full of cold poptart.
Henderson specializes in stealing socks.
Relationship With Declan Suzanne
Henderson and Declan Suzanne of the Chicago Firefighters also seem to have grown together since the Crabs/Firefighters Dodecaseries of Season 8. Baltimore residents reported sightings of the two holding hands in Fells Point together after a game, while an anonymous source close to the Firefighters has claimed that Henderson and Suzanne "make out in Declan's El Camino after every Chiclawgo series" and declared this to be "really ****** annoying." Henderson himself has expressed to his teammates that he and Suzanne are not dating, calling the idea "cringe", while Suzanne has insisted repeatedly that the two are "bros". Chicago tabloid The Deep Dish has launched an ongoing investigation into Henderson and Suzanne's relationship, deeming it "highly confusing" and "steeped in too many layers of irony to decipher".
A Selection of Tillman Henderson's Character Traits
Tillman Henderson has the energy of, like, "you go to a big family get together and like your family is big but there are only like three or four people your age cuz the rest are all young kids or adults but there's this one cousin you really don't interact with otherwise because you have nothing in common and he kinda gives you a weird vibe where he's really fratty and kinda judgmental and stuff but you're sitting in their room at this party and watching him play madden and you hate madden you just don't know what could possibly be fun about the game because you never played it and only watched it but what else are you gonna do because you don't like having to hang out with the older family members because they always end up talking about politics and they're really loud about it and you get overstimulated so you hang out in this room instead and the room has a subtle funk to it that is definitely not weed and definitely not cheese and your eyes kinda glaze over to the CRT lights of the madden game and your cousin's constant talkover about the game becomes rhythmic as you lose sense of place and he's too self centered to actually hold a conversation but it beats having someone trying to include you in conversation by asking you when you're getting straight married and why your degree was useless but simultaneously shame you for dropping out of college too, your cousin is too in the game to probe you about your life and as long as he doesn't you can uphold the facade that he wouldn't ask those questions if he did notice you for a second because he hasn't given you a chance to prove or disprove how grating his personality is so limbo becomes the most comfortable state to be in sitting on the corner of this unmade bed waiting for dinner to arrive as the time stretches on in the most infinite way that only awkward family get togethers have"
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Edit History
- Last edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/4/2020 (Comment: i give up)
- Edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/2/2020 (Comment: STOP VANDALIZING THIS PAGE)
- Edited by TillmanSux87 on 8/1/2020
- Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 7/31/2020 (Comment: Banned)
- Edited by SteakNShake on 7/30/2020 (Comment: hahahaha screw tillman)
- Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020
Fan Art
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Declan Suzanne & Tillman Henderson by @Flamierrr
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