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'''Tillman Henderson''' is a lineup player for the [[Vault Legends]], and has been with the team since the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]]. Henderson previously played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and [[Rising Stars]].
 
'''Tillman Henderson''' is a lineup player for the [[Vault Legends]], and has been with the team since the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]]. Henderson previously played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]], and [[Rising Stars]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
Henderson joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] with [[Season 1|the Return of Blaseball]].
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Henderson joined the [[ILB]] as a pitcher for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
  
During the [[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4 elections]], Henderson swapped positions from  pitcher to lineup player as a result of the [[Season 4#Blessings|'''Mutual Aid''']] blessing.
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During the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson swapped positions from  pitcher to lineup player as a result of the {{BetaSeason|4#Blessings|'''Mutual Aid'''}} blessing.
  
During the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 elections]], Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' [[Season 5#Blessings|'''Horde Hallucinations''']], and [[Season 5#Blessings|'''Rollback Netcode''']] blessings.
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During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Horde Hallucinations'''}}, and {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Rollback Netcode'''}} blessings.
  
On [[Season 7]], Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of [[Miguel James]]' baserunning ability.
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On {{BetaSeason|7}}, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of [[Miguel James]]' baserunning ability.
  
Henderson was incinerated on [[Season 9]], Day 64, and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]]. Henderson returned to Active status following an [[Idols|idol board]]-related [[feedback]] swap with [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] after the [[Season_10#Rise_in_Violence|Season 10]] regular season concluded.
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Henderson was incinerated on {{BetaSeason|9}}, Day 64, and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]]. Henderson returned to Active status following an [[Idols|idol board]]-related [[feedback]] swap with [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] after the {{BetaSeason|10#Rise_in_Violence}} regular season concluded.
  
During the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]], Henderson received [[Season 10#Blessings|'''Noise-Cancelling Headphones''']], becoming {{ModLink|Soundproof}}. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other [[Discipline Era]] items across the league, at the beginning of [[Season 15]].)
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During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Henderson received {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''Noise-Cancelling Headphones'''}}, becoming {{ModLink|Soundproof}}. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other [[Discipline Era]] items across the league, at the beginning of {{BetaSeason|15}}.)
  
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Henderson played for the [[Cold Brew Crew]] as a lineup player.
 
During the [[Coffee Cup]], Henderson played for the [[Cold Brew Crew]] as a lineup player.
  
During the [[Season 12#Election Results|Season 12 elections]] Henderson received a combined stat change of {{Star Change|16.2|20.2}} as a result of the Shoe Thieves' [[Season 12#Wills|'''Infuse''']] will.
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}} Henderson received a combined stat change of {{Star Change|16.2|20.2}} as a result of the Shoe Thieves' {{BetaSeason|12#Wills|'''Infuse'''}} will.
  
During the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 Elections]], Henderson's {{ModLink|Returned}} modification activated, pulling them back into the [[Hall of Flame]]. Henderson was replaced by [[Simba Davis]].
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During the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ Elections}}, Henderson's {{ModLink|Returned}} modification activated, pulling them back into the [[Hall of Flame]]. Henderson was replaced by [[Simba Davis]].
  
 
During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], Henderson played for the [[Rising Stars]], until they were collected and made {{ModLink|Legendary}} by the [[Vault Legends]].
 
During the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]], Henderson played for the [[Rising Stars]], until they were collected and made {{ModLink|Legendary}} by the [[Vault Legends]].
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Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB.  
 
Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB.  
  
Henderson began pitching with the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in [[Season 1]], (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the [[Season 4#Election Results|Season 4 elections]] where he unfortunately fared much better, and was a valuable part of the Crabs’s offence as they swept through the league in the last half of the Discipline Era.  
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Henderson began pitching with the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in {{BetaSeason|1}}, (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the {{BetaSeason|4#Election Results|@ elections}} where he unfortunately fared much better, and was a valuable part of the Crabs’s offence as they swept through the league in the last half of the Discipline Era.  
  
 
On Season 9 Day 64, Henderson was incinerated and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]], and as per Crabs tradition his ashes were turned into [[Memorial Pearls]] and distributed to [[Kennedy Loser]], [[Adalberto Tosser]], [[Forrest Best]], and [[Declan Suzanne]].
 
On Season 9 Day 64, Henderson was incinerated and replaced by [[Silvaire Roadhouse]], and as per Crabs tradition his ashes were turned into [[Memorial Pearls]] and distributed to [[Kennedy Loser]], [[Adalberto Tosser]], [[Forrest Best]], and [[Declan Suzanne]].
  
After the conclusion of the [[Season 10]] regular season, Henderson was unexpectedly revived by swapping places with [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] and joining the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] as a pitcher (which he was still terrible at).
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After the conclusion of the {{BetaSeason|10}} regular season, Henderson was unexpectedly revived by swapping places with [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] and joining the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] as a pitcher (which he was still terrible at).
  
 
In the Season 13 Elections Henderson was forced to return to the [[Hall of Flame]] alongside [[Sutton Picklestein]], and he was replaced on the [[Shoe Thieves]] rotation by [[Simba Davis]].
 
In the Season 13 Elections Henderson was forced to return to the [[Hall of Flame]] alongside [[Sutton Picklestein]], and he was replaced on the [[Shoe Thieves]] rotation by [[Simba Davis]].
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*<u><small><sub>Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020</sub></small></u>
 
*<u><small><sub>Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020</sub></small></u>
  
==Fan Art==
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==Fan Works==
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Tillman Henderson is the focus of the following song(s):
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/charleston-shoe-thieves-top-10-tillman-henderson-moments-that-actually-happened Top Ten Tillman Henderson Moments That ACTUALLY Happened] by [https://thegarages.bandcamp.com the garages]
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Tillman Henderson is mentioned in the following song(s):
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*[https://thegarages.bandcamp.com/track/shutout shutout] by madden (prod. ty jackson)
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===Gallery===
 
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File:Tillman.jpg|By {{Twitter|name=corpserevivers}}
 
File:Tillman.jpg|By {{Twitter|name=corpserevivers}}
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File:Tillman riv to u.png|By [https://patchwork-quilts.tumblr.com/ @Patchwork-Quilts]
 
File:Tillman riv to u.png|By [https://patchwork-quilts.tumblr.com/ @Patchwork-Quilts]
 
File:Tilly and gunth.png|Tillman Henderson & [[Gunther O'Brian]] by {{Twitter|name=graysinbran}}
 
File:Tilly and gunth.png|Tillman Henderson & [[Gunther O'Brian]] by {{Twitter|name=graysinbran}}
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File:Mike and tillman mini.png|alt=A mini of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Mike is lifting Tillman up in the air with shadows.|Tillman and Mike Townsend mini by [https://twitter.com/HetreaSky Sky]
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File:Eli mike ref.png|alt=A reference page for Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson. Tillman is a shorter, fat man with light skin and blue-black hair and tattoos and Mike is a tall and thin man with pale skin wearing a flannel|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli]
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File:Eli Tillman Gamer Outfit.png|alt=A fullbody digital drawing of Tillman Henderson from Blaseball sitting down drinking a monster energy drink. He is a fat man with a sleeve of tattoos on his right arm, a carcinization scar across his face and multiple burn scars on his body. He is dressed in green and black and is wearing a backwards baseball cap, a spiked choker, a tank top with the monster logo cut out, capris with mesh over the knees and high heels with the monster logo on them. He is smirking at the camera. The drawing is shaded with bright highlights of green and blue.|Tillman by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs/status/1483817977048928256?s=20&t=q9Oxwb0AT-E4RUFjI3e0aQ Eli]
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File:Eli Tillman Shorts.png|alt=A full body drawing of Tillman Henderson from Blaseball flipping off the viewer. He is a fat man with burn scars on his body and carcinization scars on his face. He is wearing trans pride flag shorts and a shirt that reads "down with cis."|Tillman by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs/status/1509726309085327360?s=20&t=q9Oxwb0AT-E4RUFjI3e0aQ Eli]
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File:Tillsenddance.png|alt=A drawing of Mike Townsend and Tillman Henderson from Blaseball dancing together. Mike is leaning into Tillman as they hold hands and smile.|Tillman and Mike Townsend by [https://twitter.com/EliFinchs Eli]
 
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[[Category:Original Players]]
 
[[Category:Original Players]]
 
[[Category:Incinerated Players]]
 
[[Category:Incinerated Players]]
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[[Category:Resurrected Players]]
 
[[Category:Cold Brew Crew]]
 
[[Category:Cold Brew Crew]]
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[[Category:Hall Of Fame Inductees]]
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[[Category:Hall Of Fame Inductees For Discipline or Expansion Era]]

Latest revision as of 22:24, 23 February 2023

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Tillman Henderson is a lineup player for the Vault Legends, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Henderson previously played for the Baltimore Crabs, Charleston Shoe Thieves, and Rising Stars.

Official League Records

Henderson joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Baltimore Crabs with the Return of Blaseball.

During the Season β4 elections, Henderson swapped positions from pitcher to lineup player as a result of the Mutual Aid blessing.

During the Season β5 elections, Henderson received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations, and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season β7, Day 74, Henderson siphoned some of Miguel James' baserunning ability.

Henderson was incinerated on Season β9, Day 64, and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse. Henderson returned to Active status following an idol board-related feedback swap with Jaylen Hotdogfingers after the Season β10 regular season concluded.

During the Season β10 elections, Henderson received Noise-Cancelling Headphones, becoming Soundproof. (The Headphones would later be lost, along with all other Discipline Era items across the league, at the beginning of Season β15.)

During the Coffee Cup, Henderson played for the Cold Brew Crew as a lineup player.

During the Season β12 elections Henderson received a combined stat change of 16.2 20.2 as a result of the Shoe Thieves' Infuse will.

During the Season β13 Elections, Henderson's Returned modification activated, pulling them back into the Hall of Flame. Henderson was replaced by Simba Davis.

During the ILB Semi-Centennial, Henderson played for the Rising Stars, until they were collected and made Legendary by the Vault Legends.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Tillman Henderson is the worst person in the entire splort of Blaseball with an effortless heel persona. Put simply, he sucks. Truly reprehensible. Absolute wasteman. No time for this clown.

Known Traits

Tillman Henderson is known by many to be “The Worst” but many readers have submitted more detailed descriptions of exactly how Henderson is the worst, and how he has personally wronged them. Here is the latest selection, though new reports will show up any time you refresh the page, and the full list can be found here

Tillman Henderson grew up in an extremely wealthy but controlling household, and joined a blaseball team to piss off his glolfer dad. The two of them barely talk, and the longer Tillman is exposed to genuinely decent people the more he struggles with how out of touch he is.

Tillman Henderson does fistbumps but he always has to yell 'bro fist' when he does it. Tillman Henderson still gives people noogies.

Tillman Henderson owns a very expensive watch. He still has no concept of time, and upon being asked what day, week or year it is, will either give you a completely random number (usually a joke one, as well) or tell you that "time to get a watch," "a hair past a freckle," or "time isn't real, shut the hell up."

Blaseball Career

Tillman Henderson has (in his own words) one of the most historic and interesting careers in the ILB.

Henderson began pitching with the Baltimore Crabs in Season β1, (which he was terrible at) and was moved to their lineup in the Season β4 elections where he unfortunately fared much better, and was a valuable part of the Crabs’s offence as they swept through the league in the last half of the Discipline Era.

On Season 9 Day 64, Henderson was incinerated and replaced by Silvaire Roadhouse, and as per Crabs tradition his ashes were turned into Memorial Pearls and distributed to Kennedy Loser, Adalberto Tosser, Forrest Best, and Declan Suzanne.

After the conclusion of the Season β10 regular season, Henderson was unexpectedly revived by swapping places with Jaylen Hotdogfingers and joining the Charleston Shoe Thieves as a pitcher (which he was still terrible at).

In the Season 13 Elections Henderson was forced to return to the Hall of Flame alongside Sutton Picklestein, and he was replaced on the Shoe Thieves rotation by Simba Davis.

Henderson remained in the Hall gone but not forgotten, managing to gain an Ego+ modification in Season 18, which eventually led to him playing for the Rising Stars in the ILB ILB Semi-Centennial alongside former teammates Gunther O’Brian, Hewitt Best, Tot Fox and Adalberto Tosser.During the game he was stolen by the Vault Legends, where he remained for the duration of the Expansion Era alongside former teammates Nagomi McDaniel, and Hewitt Best, who was also stolen during the game.

Tabloids and Rumors

Henderson’s strange and varied career has led to a number of contradictory and unlikely rumours regarding exactly who he is and what he gets up to. This is a collection of some of the ones we have managed to find. This time, the Interdimensional Rumor Mill reveals a Rumor from IF-55.305 out of its Rumor Registry...

Known Debts

Tillman Henderson is a jerk and owes everybody who has even been in Internet League Blaseball 50 dollars. It is safe to assume he will owe anybody who will join Internet League Blaseball 50 dollars. He has been on record as saying "I will not pay anybody back the 50 dollars I owe".



Edit History

  • Last edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
  • Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/4/2020 (Comment: i give up)
  • Edited by 69HendersonHater69 on 8/4/2020
  • Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 8/2/2020 (Comment: STOP VANDALIZING THIS PAGE)
  • Edited by TillmanSux87 on 8/1/2020
  • Edited by CrabsLoreBard on 7/31/2020 (Comment: Banned)
  • Edited by SteakNShake on 7/30/2020 (Comment: hahahaha screw tillman)
  • Page created by CrabsLoreBard on 7/20/2020

Fan Works

Tillman Henderson is the focus of the following song(s):

Tillman Henderson is mentioned in the following song(s):

  • shutout by madden (prod. ty jackson)

Gallery