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− | [[File:At the cat cafe.png|thumb|alt=Sunbeams players Hahn Fox and Nagomi Nava at the cat café.|[[Hahn Fox]] and [[Nagomi Nava]] at the cat café. By | + | [[File:At the cat cafe.png|thumb|alt=Sunbeams players Hahn Fox and Nagomi Nava at the cat café.|[[Hahn Fox]] and [[Nagomi Nava]] at the cat café. By [https://twitter.com/_larkine '''larkine'''] ]] The '''Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café''' was built to house [[Randall Marijuana|Randall Marijuana's]] [[Randall Marijuana's Cat/Randy's Cat Cáfe|"singular" cat]] after his feedback to [[Breckenridge]] and subsequent incineration. Originally run by [[Alaynabella Hollywood]], [[Nagomi Nava]] took over most duties, with additional assistance from [[Hahn Fox]] after Hollywood's transfer to the [[Boston Flowers]]. |
As the safest and, as some customers have described, "mellowest" place in [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]], it is also a popular place for fans and members of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] to gather. On display within the Minecraft-themed café is Marijuana’s collection of Bionicle figures. | As the safest and, as some customers have described, "mellowest" place in [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]], it is also a popular place for fans and members of the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] to gather. On display within the Minecraft-themed café is Marijuana’s collection of Bionicle figures. | ||
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<option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Goldenclaw|Goldenclaw]]</option> | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Goldenclaw|Goldenclaw]]</option> | ||
<option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Kremit|Kremit]]</option> | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Kremit|Kremit]]</option> | ||
− | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Mr. Mlistoffelees|Mr. Mlistoffelees]]</option></choose>. Following the | + | <option>[[Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Mr. Mlistoffelees|Mr. Mlistoffelees]]</option></choose>. Following the {{BetaSeason|10}} postseason and the blossoming [[Hellmouth_Sunbeams/Rivalries#New_York_Millennials.2C_the_Roommates|"Hellennials"]] anti-rivalry, lucky visitors may also spot [[Millie the Bodega Cat]] worming her way across the café, in and out through a pair of cat flaps which mysteriously appeared on the skirting boards near the start of {{BetaSeason|11}}. |
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Latest revision as of 23:40, 23 February 2023
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café was built to house Randall Marijuana's "singular" cat after his feedback to Breckenridge and subsequent incineration. Originally run by Alaynabella Hollywood, Nagomi Nava took over most duties, with additional assistance from Hahn Fox after Hollywood's transfer to the Boston Flowers.
As the safest and, as some customers have described, "mellowest" place in Hellmouth, it is also a popular place for fans and members of the Hellmouth Sunbeams to gather. On display within the Minecraft-themed café is Marijuana’s collection of Bionicle figures.
Cats currently available to meet at the café include Diogenes, Mouse, and Clonk Fuzzball the Third. Following the Season β10 postseason and the blossoming "Hellennials" anti-rivalry, lucky visitors may also spot Millie the Bodega Cat worming her way across the café, in and out through a pair of cat flaps which mysteriously appeared on the skirting boards near the start of Season β11.
Randall Marijuana's Cat
- Randy's Cat Café is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the café, or give a new cat a home in the Café, click Randy's Cat Café. If you would like to edit this cat, click C-Charlemange. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.
Charlemange
Taken from "Old Opossum's Guide of Finicky Felines" by S. L. Steams
Out of every cat (I've seen many, at that)
In the Hellmouth's Unusual Fauna
There's none more strange than Charlemange
Owned by Randall Marijuana
He's a regal sort, with his whiskers trimmed short
And his coat always freshly groomed
You could see your reflection, should it be his election
To let you look without being consumed
For if Charlemange smiles- he does once in a while-
His jaw opens unusually wide
And so many teeth will become unsheathed-
Like a vortex of daggers inside!
And you might feel a pull, like he's gripped your soul-
Pulling you further in
And you can scream and shout, but you'll never get out
Not once your harvesting begins
Now have no fear, for when Randy is near
Charlemange's just a normal cat
But if Randy's out fishin', and that mouth starts twitchin'
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN
So if you see Charlemange, and a look you exchange,
And you catch a sort of gleam in his eye,
You can admire from far, but stay right where you are-
Unless of course dear Randy's nearby!
Out of every feline (and there's many, you might find)
That stroll around Randy's house
Charlemange's the one that ended me, I'm done,
And he'll never ever let me out
And he'll never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
ever
let
me
OUT
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