Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Clonk Fuzzball the Third

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Cat / Community Lore
Randy's Cat Cáfe is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the cáfe, or give a new cat a home in the Cáfe, click Randy's Cat Cáfe. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.

Clonk Fuzzball the Third

Clonk Fuzzball the Third is definitely one of Randall Marijuana's cats. It's a very chill cat and most often found napping in the same corner, never perceived eating or moving unless provoked. Clonk has incredibly fluffy fur that is very soft to touch and long enough to hide its face, as well as four wooden legs which are likely the reason for Clonk's name. Visitors often sit down on Clonk, much to Randy's confusion since based on what he knew cats aren't meant for sitting.