Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Mouse

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Randy's Cat Cáfe is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the cáfe, or give a new cat a home in the Cáfe, click Randy's Cat Cáfe. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.


Mouse is Randall Marijuana's Cat. Mouse is a sentient cluster of approximately two hundred house mice that together form a mass the size and shape of a large male cat. The individual mice stay together by holding hands, seem to act as one entity, and show no visible distress or discomfort at their situation. Mouse has been observed shedding mice, in acts of particular agility, and later replenishing himself by having new mice join his mass. He particularly enjoys spending his free time playing with yarn balls. Mouse is vegetarian, and prefers to consume fruit and seeds. Curiously, the cats of the Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café have easily accepted Mouse as one of their own.

Hendricks Richardson has on one occasion theorized that Mouse is not a supernatural entity , but a natural act of behavioral evolution that serves as a survival mechanism for the house mice to prevail in an environment as rich in cats as the Hellmouth.

Anecdotally, Mouse was named after a famous fictional dog.