Kennedy Loser

Kennedy Loser
S20 by @toopachu Artist's rendition by @jennayowza
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	active
Batting	(4.1)
Pitching	(5.1)
Defense	(6.0)
Running	(5.9)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  HauntedHaunted players will occasionally be Inhabited. Temporarily has the stats of a deceased player.  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.  Reverberating
Items	Holey Night Vision Sunglasses of Fourtitude ●○○○ Rock Socks ●●○
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base 1
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Tarot
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	Love
Fate	83
Other Background Information
Player Twitter	@KennedyLoser

Kennedy Loser is a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs. They have played for the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on day 52 of Blaseball Season 2.

During the Season 5 election, Loser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations, Falling Stars, and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season 10, Day X, Loser gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

During the Season 12 elections, Loser's defense was increased by 3.2 → 3.9 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

On Season 13, Day 89, Loser became Reverberating due to Reverb weather.

During the Season 15 elections, Loser's Flinch modification was changed into the Haunted modification by the Crabs' Reform will.

During the Season 22 elections, Loser became an Alternate and gained the Negative modification due to the Handful Alternate Trust blessing.

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Box of Kennedy Loser Files

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Marriage

Kennedy is married. This came as a surprise to many of the Crabs, who did not even realize that he was married to the person he kept bringing over to their gatherings, until the very day of ascension when he brought up in conversation, "I am going to miss my husband." Kennedy's husband is named Terry. They love each other very much. Terry doesn't really 'get' the whole blaseball thing, but hey, it's Ken's job, and they want to be supportive.

Terry is short for

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Terraformer Loser. A theoretical climatologist by trade, Terry's career was hit pretty hard by the death of the Olde One, as carcinization makes it far simpler to change the people to suit the environment than vice versa. He consults part-time for the Crabitat's numerous ever-stalled construction and infrastructure operations regarding maintaining air quality and ventilation in the infinite indoor expanse of God's corpse, but has largely taken a role of househusband, working on personal projects and hobbies to pass the time.

Terry bears no resemblance whatsoever to Steve Minecraft. Terry's fashion choices bear no resemblance to Steve Minecraft's signiature drip. Terry's propensity to act out his namesake in a cubic fashion bears no resemblance to Steve Minecraft's similar behaviors. Do not seek out photographs of Terry to confirm or deny any resemblance to Steve Minecraft. Do not seek out evidence via microfiche or FOIA pertaining to Kennedy's relatives from more than █ years ago to confirm or deny any resemblance to Steve Minecraft. Under no circumstances should you try to mention mining, digging, excavating, exhuming, unearthing, or spelunking in the presence of Terry to try to suss out a reaction that would confirm or deny any resemblance to Steve Minecraft.

Fan Art

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Art by @glassgoblin

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  Art by @glassgoblin

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  Art by @corpserevivers

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  Art of Kennedy Loser by @Waalkr

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  Art of Kennedy loser by @imaginecroc

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  Phantom by ChezForShire

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  Broken Piece Kennedy Loser (CW for violence, gore, and body horror) by Klauinax

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  do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either) Ken and Luis talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings. by Rai

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  Let me let you down Kennedy Loser kills god. This is not the end of his story. by crookedsaint

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  Art by @ratgills

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  Art by @toopachu