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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and has been with the Sunbeams since [[Season 13]], Day 98. | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a lineup player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and has been with the Sunbeams since [[Season 13]], Day 98. | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | * The Jr stands for <choose uncached> | + | *The Jr stands for <choose uncached=""> |
<option>Joctor. It refers to Statter’s Joctorate in Physical Jherapy</option> | <option>Joctor. It refers to Statter’s Joctorate in Physical Jherapy</option> | ||
<option>Statter’s favourite excel column</option> | <option>Statter’s favourite excel column</option> | ||
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<option>Reverend Jeremiah Wright</option> | <option>Reverend Jeremiah Wright</option> | ||
</choose>. | </choose>. | ||
| − | * Statter Jr. has a large collection of chewable jewellery. | + | *Statter Jr. has a large collection of chewable jewellery. |
| − | * When interviewers asked Statter Jr. how {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}}got Cashmoney’s ships to move through sand, Statter Jr. was confused “What do you mean? Have you never tried to drive a boat through the desert?” Leading to the invention of the now popular ‘sand sailing’ as both a recreational activity and Hellmouth’s primary form of transportation. | + | *When interviewers asked Statter Jr. how {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|table={{UserWiki:Iznj/pronountable}}}}got Cashmoney’s ships to move through sand, Statter Jr. was confused “What do you mean? Have you never tried to drive a boat through the desert?” Leading to the invention of the now popular ‘sand sailing’ as both a recreational activity and Hellmouth’s primary form of transportation. |
| − | * The original boat used by Kaj Statter Jr. to crash into the Pocket was composed entirely of bone, obtained by Statter Jr. by unknown means. | + | *The original boat used by Kaj Statter Jr. to crash into the Pocket was composed entirely of bone, obtained by Statter Jr. by unknown means. |
| − | * Statter Jr. is also known as Kaj “<choose uncached> | + | *Statter Jr. is also known as Kaj “<choose uncached=""> |
<option>You’re going to tell me that I’m WRONG</option> | <option>You’re going to tell me that I’m WRONG</option> | ||
<option>She came down in a bubble Doug</option> | <option>She came down in a bubble Doug</option> | ||
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==Fan Works== | ==Fan Works== | ||
| − | <span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Fanfiction'''</span><br/> | + | <span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Fanfiction'''</span><br /> |
| − | <small>''For more fanfiction see the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Kaj%20Statter%20Jr*d* 'Kaj Statter Junior' tag] on AO3''</small><br/> | + | <small>''For more fanfiction see the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Kaj%20Statter%20Jr*d* 'Kaj Statter Junior' tag] on AO3''</small><br /> |
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*[https://archiveofourown.org/works/31768972 Flames to Sun to Shadows] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] - a retrospective of Kaj's career with the Sunbeams, up until xir shadowing. | *[https://archiveofourown.org/works/31768972 Flames to Sun to Shadows] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] - a retrospective of Kaj's career with the Sunbeams, up until xir shadowing. | ||
| − | <span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Videos'''</span><br/> | + | <span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Videos'''</span><br /> |
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*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1I_DcrbnKo Party Problems] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] | *[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1I_DcrbnKo Party Problems] by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive] | ||
<gallery widths="230" mode="nolines" heights="170"> | <gallery widths="230" mode="nolines" heights="170"> | ||
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File:Bonnie tyler holding out for a hero playing in the distance.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. Sea has dark skin, short green hair shaved on the sides, an eyepatch over shore left eye, and is holding up two fingers in a peace sign. Xe's wearing a short sleeved yellow shirt tied at the front, green shorts with a single orange stripe down the side, and blue rollerskates with yellow wheels along with white crew-cut socks. The background is pale yellow with a row of faded, green, yellow, and orange stripes swirling across.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1386157488383447045 @_pysics]''' | File:Bonnie tyler holding out for a hero playing in the distance.png|alt=A digital drawing of Kaj Statter Jr. Sea has dark skin, short green hair shaved on the sides, an eyepatch over shore left eye, and is holding up two fingers in a peace sign. Xe's wearing a short sleeved yellow shirt tied at the front, green shorts with a single orange stripe down the side, and blue rollerskates with yellow wheels along with white crew-cut socks. The background is pale yellow with a row of faded, green, yellow, and orange stripes swirling across.|by '''[https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1386157488383447045 @_pysics]''' | ||
File:Oooh look at them, thinkin theyre hot sh!t.jpg|alt=Art of the two blaseball players Jayden Wright and Kaj Statter Jr. of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Jayden is standing to the left of the image. She is a dark skinned person with afro-textured hair in a long braid. She has bone spikes around her forehead and earrings made of sharp bones. She is looking at Kaj with her arms crossed and has a blue speech bubble coming from her with a question mark in it. Kaj is on the right of the image. Xe is a medium brown skinned person with long, dark hair and short facial hair. Xe is wearing a pirate hat with a sun on it and a white feather coming off of it, a long red and black coat with a rainbow design on it, and glasses. Xe has xir eyes closed and has a green speech bubble coming from them with an exclamation mark in it. Both are wearing the Sunbeams uniform. The background is yellow.|Statter with fellow rookie [[Jayden Wright]] by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1375683270726258688 @_iznj]''' | File:Oooh look at them, thinkin theyre hot sh!t.jpg|alt=Art of the two blaseball players Jayden Wright and Kaj Statter Jr. of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Jayden is standing to the left of the image. She is a dark skinned person with afro-textured hair in a long braid. She has bone spikes around her forehead and earrings made of sharp bones. She is looking at Kaj with her arms crossed and has a blue speech bubble coming from her with a question mark in it. Kaj is on the right of the image. Xe is a medium brown skinned person with long, dark hair and short facial hair. Xe is wearing a pirate hat with a sun on it and a white feather coming off of it, a long red and black coat with a rainbow design on it, and glasses. Xe has xir eyes closed and has a green speech bubble coming from them with an exclamation mark in it. Both are wearing the Sunbeams uniform. The background is yellow.|Statter with fellow rookie [[Jayden Wright]] by '''[https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1375683270726258688 @_iznj]''' | ||
| − | File:Kaj moments.jpg | + | File:Kaj moments.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/alllyr_ @allyr_]''' |
File:I love one (1) pirate postal worker.jpg|alt=Digital drawings of Kaj Statter Jr. running, chilling with some bone fish, and up at bat.|by '''[https://twitter.com/pitayapandi/status/1372571389471944704 @pitayapandi]''' | File:I love one (1) pirate postal worker.jpg|alt=Digital drawings of Kaj Statter Jr. running, chilling with some bone fish, and up at bat.|by '''[https://twitter.com/pitayapandi/status/1372571389471944704 @pitayapandi]''' | ||
File:4kids dub one piece lollipop question mark.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1374204361774137344 Ash]''' | File:4kids dub one piece lollipop question mark.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1374204361774137344 Ash]''' | ||
| − | File:New kids at the cat cafe.png | + | File:New kids at the cat cafe.png|Statter Jr. and Wright at the [[Randall Marijuana's Cat/Randy's Cat Cáfe|Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cáfe]] by '''[https://twitter.com/poltergeisz Saffron]''' |
File:Post party pirate.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1394469302082867201 Ash]''' | File:Post party pirate.jpg|by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1394469302082867201 Ash]''' | ||
| + | File:Kaj Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky buzzard.png|alt=A fullcolor digital drawing of Statter and Bluesky. Kaj is a fat buff black person with an eyepatch, short seaweed hair, and glasses. Sea is wearing a black and red pirate overcoat, a crop top, jean short shorts, and mid-length sand and green boots. Sea is crossing shore arms with feet planted in a confident stance as sea looks toward one side and smiles. Bennett is a slim East Asian trans man with blue wings and shoulder-length dyed pink hair slicked back behind a pair of headphones. He is wearing a bomber with several patches including a trans flag, a park ranger badge, and his teams, and he looks to the side with a close-lipped rueful smile.|Statter Jr. and [[Bennett Bluesky]]. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard @saltbuzzard]''' as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange. | ||
| + | File:Skate Rink buzzard.png|alt=A digital sketch of Bluesky and Statter sitting at a table in a skate rink. Bluesky is an east asian trans man with wings and long pink hair, and Statter Jr. is a fat black person with an eyepatch and short seaweed hair. Bluesky is putting on one roller skate as he gestures and smiles at Kaj, as if telling a story. Kaj is reclining in a cropped binder and jean shorts with roller blades on shore feet. Sea responds to Bluesky with a large smile.|Statter Jr. and [[Bennett Bluesky]] enjoying a day at the skate rink. Art by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard @saltbuzzard]''' as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
Revision as of 05:07, 22 June 2021
Kaj Statter Jr. is a lineup player in the Shadows for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the Sunbeams since Season 13, Day 98.
Official League Records
Statter Jr. joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams on Season 13, Day 98 after the incineration of Sutton Bishop.
In Statter's first full game, Season 13, Day 99, they partied, stole home, and used Base Instincts to walk to second. During the Season 13 elections the Sunbeams benefited from all four "Bubble" blessings, which increased Statter's batting, baserunning, and defense by 4%. Statter Jr. also gained the Smooth modification as a result of the Peanut Butter blessing.
During the Season 15 elections, Statter's baserunning was boosted 1.9 → 2 as a result of the Running Practice blessing.
During the Season 18 elections, Statter Jr. retreated to the Shadows in exchange for Phineas Wormthrice as a result of the Sunbeams' Foreshadow will, resulting in a combined 8.6 → 9.4 stat increase.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Much of Statter Jr.’s history is currently unknown, although xe claims to have experience with a wide variety of careers, many more than could fit into a normal human lifespan. Sea has stated that xir family is very expansive, with generations of Statters living across the globe, yet still remains ‘tight-knit’. A variety of strange people have been observed cheering shore on at xir games. Despite the uncertainty, everyone queried about Statter Jr. has agreed that sea has ‘strong youngest sibling energy’. Statter Jr. often discusses xir family’s many long-standing traditions, such as ‘consuming carbon dioxide and producing oxygen’, and ‘sea shanties’.
Career with the Sunbeams
After the incineration of Sutton Bishop, Statter Jr. was enlisted to deliver a letter from the town of Bishop Sutton to the Sunbeams. Upon arrival at the Pocket on Season 13, Day 99, Statter Jr. made seas delivery and promptly joined on as the newest member of the Sunbeams lineup. Sea made a powerful first impression in seas first game by careening through the far wall of the Pocket, partying, stealing home, and walking to second.
Statter Jr. quickly settled into life with the Sunbeams, taking advantage of the many ships left lying around by Aldon Cashmoney, sailing them across the desert and using them in seas new Hellmouth mail delivery service. Xe became famous for stopping any mail deliveries at the border of Hellmouth, stealing them, and delivering them, in order to avoid the delivery person having to enter Hellmouth. This has made shore a favourite of the Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board. Statter Jr. also took up studying bonecourse at the Hellmouth Community College, indulging a lifelong fascination with discourses. Xe also maintains a busy calendar of social events, with seas boat parties being famous throughout Hellmouth and the league.
Initially, xe had many bouts of dehydration during games at the Solarium. Fellow players carried misters to keep Statter Jr. in the game. Recently, Statter Jr. has been seen with a localised raincloud over seas head, periodically misting xem without input. This is theorised to be seas adaptation.
Trivia
- The Jr stands for Jraconteur.
- Statter Jr. has a large collection of chewable jewellery.
- When interviewers asked Statter Jr. how sea got Cashmoney’s ships to move through sand, Statter Jr. was confused “What do you mean? Have you never tried to drive a boat through the desert?” Leading to the invention of the now popular ‘sand sailing’ as both a recreational activity and Hellmouth’s primary form of transportation.
- The original boat used by Kaj Statter Jr. to crash into the Pocket was composed entirely of bone, obtained by Statter Jr. by unknown means.
- Statter Jr. is also known as Kaj “Kaj Statter Jr.” Statter Jr.
- Statter Jr. is responsible for a new pre-game ritual for the Sunbeams lineup. Before each game, sea will flip a semi-full bottle of water. If it lands on its base, it is considered good luck for the game ahead. If the bottle falls over, the batters will resign themselves to a bad game.
Fan Works
Fanfiction
For more fanfiction see the 'Kaj Statter Junior' tag on AO3
- Flames to Sun to Shadows by Olive - a retrospective of Kaj's career with the Sunbeams, up until xir shadowing.
Videos
Statter by @marcheriest
Statter up by @realdiscordbot
Statter by @wadecharade
Statter design by @sapphriarocks
by @_iznj
by Ash
by @_pysics
Statter with fellow rookie Jayden Wright by @_iznj
by @allyr_
by @pitayapandi
by Ash
Statter Jr. and Wright at the Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Cáfe by Saffron
by Ash
Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange.
Statter Jr. and Bennett Bluesky enjoying a day at the skate rink. Art by @saltbuzzard as part of the Sunbeams Summer Solstice Art Exchange
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| Stats | Season | 1 |
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| Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
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| Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
| History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
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