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File:Rolls up on a train and immediately rivals you in a really gay way.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with 4 horns, wings, a clockwork tail, and heart-shaped sunglasses. She is wearing a pink vest over a white shirt with puffy sleeves, and a layered orange frilled skirt. In one hand she's holding a golden axe and in the other, a briefcase.|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1409262718801039361 '''@_pysics''']
 
File:Rolls up on a train and immediately rivals you in a really gay way.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with 4 horns, wings, a clockwork tail, and heart-shaped sunglasses. She is wearing a pink vest over a white shirt with puffy sleeves, and a layered orange frilled skirt. In one hand she's holding a golden axe and in the other, a briefcase.|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1409262718801039361 '''@_pysics''']
 
File:It's about the ♡ heart ♡ shaped ♡ glasses ♡ luv!.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with horns, pointed ears, wings, and a clockwork tail. Her hair is pulled back in a low messy bun and she is wearing a shirt with puffy sleeves and pink heart-shaped glasses. She has both hands clasped in front of her and is smiling wide.|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1410424631564062723 '''Ash''']
 
File:It's about the ♡ heart ♡ shaped ♡ glasses ♡ luv!.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with horns, pointed ears, wings, and a clockwork tail. Her hair is pulled back in a low messy bun and she is wearing a shirt with puffy sleeves and pink heart-shaped glasses. She has both hands clasped in front of her and is smiling wide.|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1410424631564062723 '''Ash''']
File:The Underbracket Queen.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with light blue skin, horns, molten gold wings, a tail ending in a heart-shaped point, and heart-shaped sunglasses. Their pink hair is pulled back in a ponytail, and they're wearing a dark blue corset over a sleeveless white dress, matching dark blue gloves and leggings, and black boots with a golden heel and toe. In one hand they're holding a blaseball, while they adjust their glasses with the other.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1409371601401958400 '''Saffron''']
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File:The Underbracket Queen.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with light blue skin, horns, molten gold wings, a tail ending in a heart-shaped point, and heart-shaped sunglasses. Their pink hair is pulled back in a ponytail, and they're wearing a dark blue corset over a sleeveless white dress, matching dark blue gloves and leggings, and black boots with a golden heel and toe. In one hand they're holding a blaseball, while they adjust their glasses with the other.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1409371601401958400 '''Chamomile''']
 
File:Hey girl, nice blood ring.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a sharply-dressed demon with 4 horns and heart-shaped jewellery. She is framed by a dripping circle, and the entire image is colored exclusively in shades of red.|''Hey girl, nice blood ring''<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1415840086726434819 '''@_pysics''']
 
File:Hey girl, nice blood ring.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a sharply-dressed demon with 4 horns and heart-shaped jewellery. She is framed by a dripping circle, and the entire image is colored exclusively in shades of red.|''Hey girl, nice blood ring''<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1415840086726434819 '''@_pysics''']
 
File:Harry.png|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams player Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with pink skin, pointed ears, horns, a clockwork tail and clockwork wings, fangs, and their reddish-brown hair is pulled back. They are wearing pink heart-shaped sunglasses and a sleeveless dress with a sheer illusion neckline and a layered orange and yellow frilled skirt, and are smiling wide.|by '''[https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive]'''
 
File:Harry.png|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams player Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with pink skin, pointed ears, horns, a clockwork tail and clockwork wings, fangs, and their reddish-brown hair is pulled back. They are wearing pink heart-shaped sunglasses and a sleeveless dress with a sheer illusion neckline and a layered orange and yellow frilled skirt, and are smiling wide.|by '''[https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive]'''
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File:Time for Tea.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams players Harriet Gildehaus, Son Jensen, & Donia Bailey. Harriet is a pink-skinned demon with wavy reddish-brown hair, pointed ears, horns, and molten wings. It is sitting and wearing an off-the-shoulder dress and pink heart-shaped sunglasses. Sitting next to it is Son, a Korean person with short black hair and who's ribcage is exposed. He is wearing a purple jacket and black pants. On his other side is Donia, a blonde woman wearing a black coat over a purple shirt, black boots, and a black bandanna around her neck. All three of them are holding matching pink teacups.|Gildehaus with [[Son Jensen]] and [[Donia Bailey]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks/status/1478514552555802625 '''Olive''']
 
File:Time for Tea.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams players Harriet Gildehaus, Son Jensen, & Donia Bailey. Harriet is a pink-skinned demon with wavy reddish-brown hair, pointed ears, horns, and molten wings. It is sitting and wearing an off-the-shoulder dress and pink heart-shaped sunglasses. Sitting next to it is Son, a Korean person with short black hair and who's ribcage is exposed. He is wearing a purple jacket and black pants. On his other side is Donia, a blonde woman wearing a black coat over a purple shirt, black boots, and a black bandanna around her neck. All three of them are holding matching pink teacups.|Gildehaus with [[Son Jensen]] and [[Donia Bailey]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks/status/1478514552555802625 '''Olive''']
 
File:MiniHarry.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ '''@HetreaSky''']
 
File:MiniHarry.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ '''@HetreaSky''']
File:Cupid Momence.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with light pink skin, horns, a pointed tail, hooves, and her reddish-brown hair is tied up into a ponytail. She is wearing heart-shaped pink sunglasses, a frilly apron over a black dress, and white leggings. She is carrying a large bow and has a quiver of heart-shaped arrows, and she has two white-feathered wings. Hearts float around her face, and the background is pink with a white stripe.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1493357921308188677 '''Saffron''']
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File:Cupid Momence.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with light pink skin, horns, a pointed tail, hooves, and her reddish-brown hair is tied up into a ponytail. She is wearing heart-shaped pink sunglasses, a frilly apron over a black dress, and white leggings. She is carrying a large bow and has a quiver of heart-shaped arrows, and she has two white-feathered wings. Hearts float around her face, and the background is pink with a white stripe.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1493357921308188677 '''Chamomile''']
 
File:Harriet Gildehaus Has Some Cool Ass Wings!!.jpg|alt=A drawing of Harriet Gildehaus wiping gold blood from her mouth. She is a demon wearing a tan, brown, and red dress with brown fingerless gloves. Two red horns spiral from its head and red bat-like wings dripping gold stretch out behind it. They have a golden metal tail as well as gold heart-shaped glasses.|by [https://twitter.com/desmodusrotunds/status/1435436138328637442/photo/1 '''Jace''']
 
File:Harriet Gildehaus Has Some Cool Ass Wings!!.jpg|alt=A drawing of Harriet Gildehaus wiping gold blood from her mouth. She is a demon wearing a tan, brown, and red dress with brown fingerless gloves. Two red horns spiral from its head and red bat-like wings dripping gold stretch out behind it. They have a golden metal tail as well as gold heart-shaped glasses.|by [https://twitter.com/desmodusrotunds/status/1435436138328637442/photo/1 '''Jace''']
 
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Harriet Gildehaus is a player in the Shadows for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since the Season 12 Endseason.

Official League Records

Gildehaus joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Hellmouth Sunbeams as the Sunbeams' Season 12 Playoff Birth.

On Season 21, Day 76, Gildehaus joined the Sunbeams' pitching rotation in exchange for Jayden Wright as a result of the Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field's Fax Machine. During the Season 21 elections, Gildehaus retreated to the Shadows as a result of the Sunbeams' Move will, resulting in a combined 10.6 11.4 stat increase.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Harriet Gildehaus is a demon, and has been quoted as saying she is "literally from hell." While it has been relatively tightlipped about its familial history, it appears to be from a rich family, although their relationship is strained. While cheerfully self-identifying as a vampire, there has been no observation of Gildehaus drinking blood, except for one incident with the golden blood of Hendricks Richardson, which Gildehaus described as tasting "just like the stuff back home". After being reminded that it is generally considered rude to consume others' blood, Gildehaus has often been observed drinking and eating gold. Her wings, which at first glance are simply golden, appear to be made of Gildehaus' own blood.

Their previous lifestyle allowed it to develop a variety of hobbies and interests, including but not limited to alchemy, inventing, and steampunk-style metallurgy. Notably, Gildehaus has created many augments to her body. These talents are in addition to its Blaseball career, which provided it an opportunity to escape from the more stifling aspects of Hellish society. Gildehaus may have been inspired to join Internet League Blaseball by the careers of fellow demons such as Alexander Horne and Famous Owens, as well as by rumours of large amounts of gold left in Hellmouth after the Season 13 Sunbeams career of Aldon Cashmoney.

Career with the Sunbeams

Gildehaus emerged from the Sunbeams' shadows — replacing her self-proclaimed rival Jayden Wright — to pitch the final inning on Season 21, Day 76, against the Dallas Steaks. Their performance throughout the remainder of the regular season could only be described as "inestimable", helping the Sunbeams steer to a position of comfortable mediocrity in the league standings.

When the Sunbeams were selected for the Underbracket playoffs via Wild Card, there was some concern among Undercritics due to Gildehaus's lack of experience with regular blaseball strategy, to say nothing of the barely-comprehensible nuances of an Underbracket run. Gildehaus roundly quashed their complaints with a resounding 4–9 loss to the Tokyo Lift. It then then pitched the "winning" game in the Underbracket championship against the Canada Moist Talkers, artfully squandering the early 0–3 lead accrued by the Sunbeams’ lineup and conceding 5 runs to the Moist Talkers.

Gildehaus was upbeat following its fan-mandated move back to the Shadow Moabbey after its Season 21 performance, claiming that while pitching was fun, there were a "bunch of other personal projects" she was keen to return to — "first and most important, spending quality time with Jayden. It's been almost a decade, so we've got lots to catch up on!"

Its superstar performance on the mound (and the general reveal of its existence to the baseball-watching populace) ensured that despite its shadowing, Gildehaus would become more regularly spotted around Hellmouth, most commonly seen attending Hendricks Richardson’s lectures at Hellmouth Community College, or running a drop-in service to help Hellmouthians establish better relations with their resident house spirits.

Trivia

  • Harriet has a developing relationship with gender, and notably looks up to former Sunbeam Alexander Horne.
  • Gildehaus has a particular affinity for house spirits such as lares, familiares, kobolds, and hobs, and possesses extensive knowledge on how to appease and accommodate them. She is fluent enough in Hellvish, the chirping language of Hadean house spirits, that they can communicate with the various imps and spirits which have Adapted into a similar niche in Hellmouth.
  • Gildehaus is known for its distinctive style, in particular never being seen without her signature heart-shaped sunglasses.
  • Gildehaus has a mechanical triceratops named Belladonna.
  • When travelling cross-country, Gildehaus is most commonly observed riding first class in some manner of infernal clockwork locomotive. A lack of rail infrastructure connecting Gildehaus’ departure point with her destination does not appear to stop the train.

Fan Works

Guided Experiences
For more fanfiction see the 'Harriet Gildehaus' tag on AO3