Difference between revisions of "Harriet Gildehaus"

From Blaseball Wiki

m (Uploaded own work (drawing) to Fan Works section)
m (Updated credit on my drawing to link to my twitter)
 
(3 intermediate revisions by one other user not shown)
Line 13: Line 13:
 
}}
 
}}
  
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and has been with the team since the [[Season 12]] Endseason.
+
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and has been with the team since the {{BetaSeason|12}} Endseason.
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
Gildehaus joined the [[ILB]] as a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] as the Sunbeams' [[Season 12]] Playoff Birth.
+
Gildehaus joined the [[ILB]] as a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] as the Sunbeams' {{BetaSeason|12}} Playoff Birth.
  
On [[Season 21]], Day 76, Gildehaus joined the Sunbeams' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Jayden Wright]] as a result of the [[Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}. During the [[Season 21#Election Results|Season 21 elections]], Gildehaus retreated to the Shadows as a result of the Sunbeams' [[Season 21#Wills|'''Move''']] will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|10.6|11.4}} stat increase.
+
On {{BetaSeason|21}}, Day 76, Gildehaus joined the Sunbeams' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Jayden Wright]] as a result of the [[Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}. During the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}, Gildehaus retreated to the Shadows as a result of the Sunbeams' {{BetaSeason|21#Wills|'''Move'''}} will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|10.6|11.4}} stat increase.
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
  
Line 24: Line 24:
 
Harriet Gildehaus is a demon, and has been quoted as saying {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|are|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} "literally from hell." While {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} been relatively tightlipped about {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} familial history, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|appears|appear|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} to be from a rich family, although their relationship is strained. While cheerfully self-identifying as a [[vampire]], there has been no observation of Gildehaus drinking blood, except for one incident with the golden blood of [[Hendricks Richardson]], which Gildehaus described as tasting "just like the stuff back home". After being reminded that it is generally considered rude to consume others' blood, Gildehaus has often been observed drinking and eating gold. {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} wings, which at first glance are simply golden, appear to be made of Gildehaus' own blood.
 
Harriet Gildehaus is a demon, and has been quoted as saying {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|are|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} "literally from hell." While {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} been relatively tightlipped about {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} familial history, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|appears|appear|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} to be from a rich family, although their relationship is strained. While cheerfully self-identifying as a [[vampire]], there has been no observation of Gildehaus drinking blood, except for one incident with the golden blood of [[Hendricks Richardson]], which Gildehaus described as tasting "just like the stuff back home". After being reminded that it is generally considered rude to consume others' blood, Gildehaus has often been observed drinking and eating gold. {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} wings, which at first glance are simply golden, appear to be made of Gildehaus' own blood.
  
{{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} previous lifestyle allowed {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} to develop a variety of hobbies and interests, including but not limited to alchemy, inventing, and steampunk-style metallurgy. Notably, Gildehaus has created many augments to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} body. These talents are in addition to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} Blaseball career, which provided {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} an opportunity to escape from the more stifling aspects of Hellish society. Gildehaus may have been inspired to join Internet League Blaseball by the careers of fellow demons such as [[Alexander Horne]] and [[Famous Owens]], as well as by rumours of large amounts of gold left in Hellmouth after the [[Season 13]] Sunbeams career of [[Aldon Cashmoney]].
+
{{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} previous lifestyle allowed {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} to develop a variety of hobbies and interests, including but not limited to alchemy, inventing, and steampunk-style metallurgy. Notably, Gildehaus has created many augments to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} body. These talents are in addition to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} Blaseball career, which provided {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} an opportunity to escape from the more stifling aspects of Hellish society. Gildehaus may have been inspired to join Internet League Blaseball by the careers of fellow demons such as [[Alexander Horne]] and [[Famous Owens]], as well as by rumours of large amounts of gold left in Hellmouth after the {{BetaSeason|13}} Sunbeams career of [[Aldon Cashmoney]].
  
 
==Career with the Sunbeams==
 
==Career with the Sunbeams==
Line 63: Line 63:
 
File:Cupid Momence.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with light pink skin, horns, a pointed tail, hooves, and her reddish-brown hair is tied up into a ponytail. She is wearing heart-shaped pink sunglasses, a frilly apron over a black dress, and white leggings. She is carrying a large bow and has a quiver of heart-shaped arrows, and she has two white-feathered wings. Hearts float around her face, and the background is pink with a white stripe.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1493357921308188677 '''Chamomile''']
 
File:Cupid Momence.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with light pink skin, horns, a pointed tail, hooves, and her reddish-brown hair is tied up into a ponytail. She is wearing heart-shaped pink sunglasses, a frilly apron over a black dress, and white leggings. She is carrying a large bow and has a quiver of heart-shaped arrows, and she has two white-feathered wings. Hearts float around her face, and the background is pink with a white stripe.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1493357921308188677 '''Chamomile''']
 
File:Harriet Gildehaus Has Some Cool Ass Wings!!.jpg|alt=A drawing of Harriet Gildehaus wiping gold blood from her mouth. She is a demon wearing a tan, brown, and red dress with brown fingerless gloves. Two red horns spiral from its head and red bat-like wings dripping gold stretch out behind it. They have a golden metal tail as well as gold heart-shaped glasses.|by [https://twitter.com/desmodusrotunds/status/1435436138328637442/photo/1 '''Jace''']
 
File:Harriet Gildehaus Has Some Cool Ass Wings!!.jpg|alt=A drawing of Harriet Gildehaus wiping gold blood from her mouth. She is a demon wearing a tan, brown, and red dress with brown fingerless gloves. Two red horns spiral from its head and red bat-like wings dripping gold stretch out behind it. They have a golden metal tail as well as gold heart-shaped glasses.|by [https://twitter.com/desmodusrotunds/status/1435436138328637442/photo/1 '''Jace''']
File:Harriet Gildehaus Mullet.png|alt=A digital bust drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams player Harriet Gildehaus, a pink demon person with forehead horns, yellow eyes, and pointed ears. They have a curly golden mullet with a slight undercut above their ear, pink and gold heart shaped glasses, purple lipgloss, and gold dangly heart earring. They are wearing a light yellow dress with a round sleeves and a white high, buttoned collar trimmed with lace. They are smiling slightly and looking at the viewer. |Harriet with a mullet by '''Yokorin''' (discord)
+
File:Harriet Gildehaus Mullet.png|alt=A digital bust drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams player Harriet Gildehaus, a pink demon person with forehead horns, yellow eyes, and pointed ears. They have a curly golden mullet with a slight undercut above their ear, pink and gold heart shaped glasses, purple lipgloss, and gold dangly heart earring. They are wearing a light yellow dress with a round sleeves and a white high, buttoned collar trimmed with lace. They are smiling slightly and looking at the viewer.|Harriet with a mullet by [https://twitter.com/yokorinart '''@yokorin''']
 
</gallery>
 
</gallery>
 
<references />
 
<references />

Latest revision as of 04:12, 4 February 2023

Harriet Gildehaus is a player in the Shadows for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since the Season β12 Endseason.

Official League Records

Gildehaus joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Hellmouth Sunbeams as the Sunbeams' Season β12 Playoff Birth.

On Season β21, Day 76, Gildehaus joined the Sunbeams' pitching rotation in exchange for Jayden Wright as a result of the Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field's Fax Machine. During the Season β21 elections, Gildehaus retreated to the Shadows as a result of the Sunbeams' Move will, resulting in a combined 10.6 11.4 stat increase.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Harriet Gildehaus is a demon, and has been quoted as saying they are "literally from hell." While they have been relatively tightlipped about their familial history, they appear to be from a rich family, although their relationship is strained. While cheerfully self-identifying as a vampire, there has been no observation of Gildehaus drinking blood, except for one incident with the golden blood of Hendricks Richardson, which Gildehaus described as tasting "just like the stuff back home". After being reminded that it is generally considered rude to consume others' blood, Gildehaus has often been observed drinking and eating gold. Its wings, which at first glance are simply golden, appear to be made of Gildehaus' own blood.

Her previous lifestyle allowed them to develop a variety of hobbies and interests, including but not limited to alchemy, inventing, and steampunk-style metallurgy. Notably, Gildehaus has created many augments to its body. These talents are in addition to their Blaseball career, which provided them an opportunity to escape from the more stifling aspects of Hellish society. Gildehaus may have been inspired to join Internet League Blaseball by the careers of fellow demons such as Alexander Horne and Famous Owens, as well as by rumours of large amounts of gold left in Hellmouth after the Season β13 Sunbeams career of Aldon Cashmoney.

Career with the Sunbeams

Gildehaus emerged from the Sunbeams' shadows — replacing its self-proclaimed rival Jayden Wright — to pitch the final inning on Season 21, Day 76, against the Dallas Steaks. Her performance throughout the remainder of the regular season could only be described as "inestimable", helping the Sunbeams steer to a position of comfortable mediocrity in the league standings.

When the Sunbeams were selected for the Underbracket playoffs via Wild Card, there was some concern among Undercritics due to Gildehaus's lack of experience with regular blaseball strategy, to say nothing of the barely-comprehensible nuances of an Underbracket run. Gildehaus roundly quashed their complaints with a resounding 4–9 loss to the Tokyo Lift. They then then pitched the "winning" game in the Underbracket championship against the Canada Moist Talkers, artfully squandering the early 0–3 lead accrued by the Sunbeams’ lineup and conceding 5 runs to the Moist Talkers.

Gildehaus was upbeat following their fan-mandated move back to the Shadow Moabbey after their Season 21 performance, claiming that while pitching was fun, there were a "bunch of other personal projects" it was keen to return to — "first and most important, spending quality time with Jayden. It's been almost a decade, so we've got lots to catch up on!"

Their superstar performance on the mound (and the general reveal of their existence to the baseball-watching populace) ensured that despite their shadowing, Gildehaus would become more regularly spotted around Hellmouth, most commonly seen attending Hendricks Richardson’s lectures at Hellmouth Community College, or running a drop-in service to help Hellmouthians establish better relations with their resident house spirits.

Trivia

  • Harriet has a developing relationship with gender, and notably looks up to former Sunbeam Alexander Horne.
  • Gildehaus has a particular affinity for house spirits such as lares, familiares, kobolds, and hobs, and possesses extensive knowledge on how to appease and accommodate them. It is fluent enough in Hellvish, the chirping language of Hadean house spirits, that she can communicate with the various imps and spirits which have Adapted into a similar niche in Hellmouth.
  • Gildehaus is known for their distinctive style, in particular never being seen without her signature heart-shaped sunglasses.
  • Gildehaus has a mechanical triceratops named Belladonna.
  • When travelling cross-country, Gildehaus is most commonly observed riding first class in some manner of infernal clockwork locomotive. A lack of rail infrastructure connecting Gildehaus’ departure point with its destination does not appear to stop the train.

Fan Works

Guided Experiences
For more fanfiction see the 'Harriet Gildehaus' tag on AO3