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| − | + | '''{{PAGENAME}}''' is a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]], and has been with the team since the {{BetaSeason|12}} Endseason. | |
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| − | + | ==Official League Records== | |
| + | Gildehaus joined the [[ILB]] as a player in the [[Shadows]] for the [[Hellmouth Sunbeams]] as the Sunbeams' {{BetaSeason|12}} Playoff Birth. | ||
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| + | On {{BetaSeason|21}}, Day 76, Gildehaus joined the Sunbeams' pitching rotation in exchange for [[Jayden Wright]] as a result of the [[Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field]]'s {{ModLink|Fax Machine}}. During the {{BetaSeason|21#Election Results|@ elections}}, Gildehaus retreated to the Shadows as a result of the Sunbeams' {{BetaSeason|21#Wills|'''Move'''}} will, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|10.6|11.4}} stat increase. | ||
{{Community Lore}} | {{Community Lore}} | ||
| − | == History == | + | ==History== |
| − | Harriet Gildehaus is a demon, and has been quoted as saying {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|are|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} "literally from hell." While {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} been relatively tightlipped about {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} familial history, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|appears|appear|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} to be from a rich family, although their relationship is strained. While cheerfully self-identifying as a vampire, there has been no observation of Gildehaus drinking blood, except for one incident with the golden blood of [[Hendricks Richardson]], which Gildehaus described as tasting "just like the stuff back home". After being reminded that it is generally considered rude to consume others' blood, Gildehaus has often been observed drinking and eating gold. {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} wings, which at first glance are simply golden, appear to be made of Gildehaus' own blood. | + | Harriet Gildehaus is a demon, and has been quoted as saying {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|is|are|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} "literally from hell." While {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|has|have|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} been relatively tightlipped about {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} familial history, {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|appears|appear|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} to be from a rich family, although their relationship is strained. While cheerfully self-identifying as a [[vampire]], there has been no observation of Gildehaus drinking blood, except for one incident with the golden blood of [[Hendricks Richardson]], which Gildehaus described as tasting "just like the stuff back home". After being reminded that it is generally considered rude to consume others' blood, Gildehaus has often been observed drinking and eating gold. {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} wings, which at first glance are simply golden, appear to be made of Gildehaus' own blood. |
| − | {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} previous lifestyle allowed {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} to develop a variety of hobbies and interests, including but not limited to alchemy, inventing, and steampunk-style metallurgy. Notably, Gildehaus has created many augments to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} body. These talents are in addition to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} Blaseball career, which provided {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} an opportunity to escape from the more stifling aspects of Hellish society. Gildehaus may have been inspired to join Internet League Blaseball by the careers of fellow demons such as [[Alexander Horne]] and [[Famous Owens]], as well as by rumours of large amounts of gold left in Hellmouth after the | + | {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} previous lifestyle allowed {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} to develop a variety of hobbies and interests, including but not limited to alchemy, inventing, and steampunk-style metallurgy. Notably, Gildehaus has created many augments to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} body. These talents are in addition to {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} Blaseball career, which provided {{RandomPronoun|lower|object|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} an opportunity to escape from the more stifling aspects of Hellish society. Gildehaus may have been inspired to join Internet League Blaseball by the careers of fellow demons such as [[Alexander Horne]] and [[Famous Owens]], as well as by rumours of large amounts of gold left in Hellmouth after the {{BetaSeason|13}} Sunbeams career of [[Aldon Cashmoney]]. |
| − | == Career with the Sunbeams == | + | ==Career with the Sunbeams== |
| − | Gildehaus emerged from the Sunbeams' shadows | + | Gildehaus emerged from the Sunbeams' shadows — replacing {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} self-proclaimed rival [[Jayden Wright]] — to pitch the final inning on Season 21, Day 76, against the [[Dallas Steaks]]. {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} performance throughout the remainder of the regular season could only be described as "inestimable", helping the Sunbeams steer to a position of comfortable mediocrity in the league standings. |
| − | When the Sunbeams were selected for the Underbracket playoffs via Wild Card, there was some concern among [[Undercritics]] due to Gildehaus's lack of experience with regular blaseball strategy, to say nothing of the barely-comprehensible nuances of an Underbracket run. Gildehaus roundly quashed their complaints with a resounding 4 | + | When the Sunbeams were selected for the Underbracket playoffs via Wild Card, there was some concern among [[Undercritics]] due to Gildehaus's lack of experience with regular blaseball strategy, to say nothing of the barely-comprehensible nuances of an Underbracket run. Gildehaus roundly quashed their complaints with a resounding 4–9 loss to the [[Tokyo Lift]]. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|then|then|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} then pitched the "winning" game in the Underbracket championship against the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], artfully squandering the early 0–3 lead accrued by the Sunbeams’ lineup and conceding 5 runs to the Moist Talkers. |
| − | Gildehaus was upbeat following {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} fan-mandated move back to the [[Shadow Moabbey]] after {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} Season 21 performance, claiming that while pitching was fun, there were a "bunch of other personal projects" {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} keen to return to | + | Gildehaus was upbeat following {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} fan-mandated move back to the [[Shadow Moabbey]] after {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} Season 21 performance, claiming that while pitching was fun, there were a "bunch of other personal projects" {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|was|were|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} keen to return to — "first and most important, spending quality time with Jayden. It's been almost a decade, so we've got lots to catch up on!" |
| − | {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} superstar performance on the mound (and the general reveal of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} existence to the baseball-watching populace) ensured that despite {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} shadowing, Gildehaus would become more regularly spotted around [[Hellmouth]], most commonly seen attending [[Hendricks Richardson]]’s lectures at [[Hellmouth Community College]], or running a drop-in service to help Hellmouthians establish better relations with their resident house spirits. | + | {{RandomPronoun|upper|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} superstar performance on the mound (and the general reveal of {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} existence to the baseball-watching populace) ensured that despite {{RandomPronoun|lower|possessive|save=true|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} shadowing, Gildehaus would become more regularly spotted around [[Hellmouth (town)|Hellmouth]], most commonly seen attending [[Hendricks Richardson]]’s lectures at [[Hellmouth Community College]], or running a drop-in service to help Hellmouthians establish better relations with their resident house spirits. |
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| + | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Harriet has a developing relationship with gender, and notably looks up to former Sunbeam [[Alexander Horne]]. | *Harriet has a developing relationship with gender, and notably looks up to former Sunbeam [[Alexander Horne]]. | ||
*Gildehaus has a particular affinity for house spirits such as lares, familiares, kobolds, and hobs, and possesses extensive knowledge on how to appease and accommodate them. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|are|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} fluent enough in Hellvish, the chirping language of Hadean house spirits, that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|can|can|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} communicate with the various imps and spirits which have [[Adaptation|Adapted]] into a similar niche in Hellmouth. | *Gildehaus has a particular affinity for house spirits such as lares, familiares, kobolds, and hobs, and possesses extensive knowledge on how to appease and accommodate them. {{RandomPronoun|upper|subject|is|are|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} fluent enough in Hellvish, the chirping language of Hadean house spirits, that {{RandomPronoun|lower|subject|can|can|table={{UserWiki:Lonestarlars/pronountableHarriet}}}} communicate with the various imps and spirits which have [[Adaptation|Adapted]] into a similar niche in Hellmouth. | ||
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==Fan Works== | ==Fan Works== | ||
| + | <span style="font-size: 120%;">'''Guided Experiences'''</span><br /> | ||
| + | <small>''For more fanfiction see the [https://archiveofourown.org/tags/Harriet%20Gildehaus/works 'Harriet Gildehaus' tag on AO3]''</small><br /> | ||
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| + | *[https://blockbustervideo.itch.io/harriet-rides-a-train Harriet Rides a Train] by Barry - Harriet Gildehaus and [[Sexton Wheerer]] take a train to the Mlet Gala. | ||
| + | *[https://staradavid.itch.io/theres-not-a-single-person-here-whos-worthy there's not a single person here who's worthy] by staradavid - Harriet Rides a Train...2!! | ||
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| − | File:Rolls up on a train and immediately rivals you in a really gay way.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with 4 horns, wings, a clockwork tail, and heart-shaped sunglasses. She is wearing a pink vest over a white shirt with puffy sleeves, and a layered orange frilled skirt. In one hand she's holding a golden axe and in the other, a briefcase.|by | + | File:Rolls up on a train and immediately rivals you in a really gay way.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with 4 horns, wings, a clockwork tail, and heart-shaped sunglasses. She is wearing a pink vest over a white shirt with puffy sleeves, and a layered orange frilled skirt. In one hand she's holding a golden axe and in the other, a briefcase.|by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1409262718801039361 '''@_pysics'''] |
| − | File:It's about the ♡ heart ♡ shaped ♡ glasses ♡ luv!.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with horns, pointed ears, wings, and a clockwork tail. Her hair is pulled back in a low messy bun and she is wearing a shirt with puffy sleeves and pink heart-shaped glasses. She has both hands clasped in front of her and is smiling wide.|by | + | File:It's about the ♡ heart ♡ shaped ♡ glasses ♡ luv!.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with horns, pointed ears, wings, and a clockwork tail. Her hair is pulled back in a low messy bun and she is wearing a shirt with puffy sleeves and pink heart-shaped glasses. She has both hands clasped in front of her and is smiling wide.|by [https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1410424631564062723 '''Ash'''] |
| − | File:The Underbracket Queen.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with light blue skin, horns, molten gold wings, a tail ending in a heart-shaped point, and heart-shaped sunglasses. Their pink hair is pulled back in a ponytail, and they're wearing a dark blue corset over a sleeveless white dress, matching dark blue gloves and leggings, and black boots with a golden heel and toe. In one hand they're holding a blaseball, while they adjust their glasses with the other.|by | + | File:The Underbracket Queen.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with light blue skin, horns, molten gold wings, a tail ending in a heart-shaped point, and heart-shaped sunglasses. Their pink hair is pulled back in a ponytail, and they're wearing a dark blue corset over a sleeveless white dress, matching dark blue gloves and leggings, and black boots with a golden heel and toe. In one hand they're holding a blaseball, while they adjust their glasses with the other.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1409371601401958400 '''Chamomile'''] |
| − | File:Hey girl, nice blood ring.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a sharply-dressed demon with 4 horns and heart-shaped jewellery. She is framed by a dripping circle, and the entire image is colored exclusively in shades of red.|''Hey girl, nice blood ring''<br />by | + | File:Hey girl, nice blood ring.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a sharply-dressed demon with 4 horns and heart-shaped jewellery. She is framed by a dripping circle, and the entire image is colored exclusively in shades of red.|''Hey girl, nice blood ring''<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1415840086726434819 '''@_pysics'''] |
File:Harry.png|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams player Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with pink skin, pointed ears, horns, a clockwork tail and clockwork wings, fangs, and their reddish-brown hair is pulled back. They are wearing pink heart-shaped sunglasses and a sleeveless dress with a sheer illusion neckline and a layered orange and yellow frilled skirt, and are smiling wide.|by '''[https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive]''' | File:Harry.png|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams player Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with pink skin, pointed ears, horns, a clockwork tail and clockwork wings, fangs, and their reddish-brown hair is pulled back. They are wearing pink heart-shaped sunglasses and a sleeveless dress with a sheer illusion neckline and a layered orange and yellow frilled skirt, and are smiling wide.|by '''[https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks Olive]''' | ||
File:HEARTBREAKER.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with horns, pointed ears, sharp teeth, wings, cloven hooves, and a clockwork tail. They are wearing a brown leather corset over a white shirt, a layered yellow frilled skirt, and pink heart-shaped glasses. Their golden hair is pulled back to the side a low messy bun, and they're smiling, poking their tongue out a bit.|''HEARTBREAKER''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1433646043036594176 Ash]''' | File:HEARTBREAKER.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with horns, pointed ears, sharp teeth, wings, cloven hooves, and a clockwork tail. They are wearing a brown leather corset over a white shirt, a layered yellow frilled skirt, and pink heart-shaped glasses. Their golden hair is pulled back to the side a low messy bun, and they're smiling, poking their tongue out a bit.|''HEARTBREAKER''<br />by '''[https://twitter.com/revivificating/status/1433646043036594176 Ash]''' | ||
| − | File:Like Clockwork.png|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with light pink skin, molten gold wings, a metal jaw, and a tail attached to a large clock face with the point of it as one of the hands. Their brown hair is pulled back in a low ponytail using a black ribbon, and one of their hands is brought up to their chest.|by | + | File:Like Clockwork.png|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with light pink skin, molten gold wings, a metal jaw, and a tail attached to a large clock face with the point of it as one of the hands. Their brown hair is pulled back in a low ponytail using a black ribbon, and one of their hands is brought up to their chest.|by [https://twitter.com/t34potz/status/1438664502715641856 '''tea'''] |
| − | File:Help girl what are taxes.jpg|alt=A drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams player Harriet Gildehaus. Harriet is a demon with pink skin, long pointy ears, one set of long pointy horns, another set of curled goats horns, shoulder length orange hair, golden fangs, golden bat wings that are dripping like liquid, and pink eyes with gold-slitted irises. It is wearing red heart shaped glasses with smaller lenses attached, dangling star earrings, and a bright red blouse. It is looking off to the side posing as if it is thinking with a speech bubble with a question mark next to it. The background is plain yellow.|by | + | File:Help girl what are taxes.jpg|alt=A drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams player Harriet Gildehaus. Harriet is a demon with pink skin, long pointy ears, one set of long pointy horns, another set of curled goats horns, shoulder length orange hair, golden fangs, golden bat wings that are dripping like liquid, and pink eyes with gold-slitted irises. It is wearing red heart shaped glasses with smaller lenses attached, dangling star earrings, and a bright red blouse. It is looking off to the side posing as if it is thinking with a speech bubble with a question mark next to it. The background is plain yellow.|by [https://twitter.com/_iznj/status/1434348742090579970 '''@_iznj'''] |
File:♡ LOVE BLOOD ♡.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Mira Lemma, Lottie Ceilingfan, and Harriet Gildehaus. Mira is a foundry demon with pink skin, two horns, a pointed tail, and eyes with orange sclera. She is dressed in a grey crop-top, red sweatpants, red and white sneakers, and a varsity jacket draped over her shoulders. Lottie is an imp, with grey skin, and bat-like ears, wearing a dark red shirt and darker red pants separated by a spiked belt, black chunky boots, and a black jacket that's slipping off her arms. Harriet is also a demon with pink skin, four horns, and a golden mechanical tail. She is wearing a pink dress with a frilled hem over a white button up shirt with puffy sleeves, black knee-high socks held up by garters, and short brown boots. Hearts and other accents are doodled around the trio.|''♡ LOVE BLOOD ♡''<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1446683288253435909 '''@_pysics'''] | File:♡ LOVE BLOOD ♡.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Mira Lemma, Lottie Ceilingfan, and Harriet Gildehaus. Mira is a foundry demon with pink skin, two horns, a pointed tail, and eyes with orange sclera. She is dressed in a grey crop-top, red sweatpants, red and white sneakers, and a varsity jacket draped over her shoulders. Lottie is an imp, with grey skin, and bat-like ears, wearing a dark red shirt and darker red pants separated by a spiked belt, black chunky boots, and a black jacket that's slipping off her arms. Harriet is also a demon with pink skin, four horns, and a golden mechanical tail. She is wearing a pink dress with a frilled hem over a white button up shirt with puffy sleeves, black knee-high socks held up by garters, and short brown boots. Hearts and other accents are doodled around the trio.|''♡ LOVE BLOOD ♡''<br />by [https://twitter.com/_pysics/status/1446683288253435909 '''@_pysics'''] | ||
| + | File:Time for Tea.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Sunbeams players Harriet Gildehaus, Son Jensen, & Donia Bailey. Harriet is a pink-skinned demon with wavy reddish-brown hair, pointed ears, horns, and molten wings. It is sitting and wearing an off-the-shoulder dress and pink heart-shaped sunglasses. Sitting next to it is Son, a Korean person with short black hair and who's ribcage is exposed. He is wearing a purple jacket and black pants. On his other side is Donia, a blonde woman wearing a black coat over a purple shirt, black boots, and a black bandanna around her neck. All three of them are holding matching pink teacups.|Gildehaus with [[Son Jensen]] and [[Donia Bailey]]<br />by [https://twitter.com/sapphriarocks/status/1478514552555802625 '''Olive'''] | ||
| + | File:MiniHarry.png|Mini-Blaseballer<br />by [http://miniblaseball.surge.sh/ '''@HetreaSky'''] | ||
| + | File:Cupid Momence.jpg|alt=A digital drawing of Harriet Gildehaus, a demon with light pink skin, horns, a pointed tail, hooves, and her reddish-brown hair is tied up into a ponytail. She is wearing heart-shaped pink sunglasses, a frilly apron over a black dress, and white leggings. She is carrying a large bow and has a quiver of heart-shaped arrows, and she has two white-feathered wings. Hearts float around her face, and the background is pink with a white stripe.|by [https://twitter.com/Poltergeisz/status/1493357921308188677 '''Chamomile'''] | ||
| + | File:Harriet Gildehaus Has Some Cool Ass Wings!!.jpg|alt=A drawing of Harriet Gildehaus wiping gold blood from her mouth. She is a demon wearing a tan, brown, and red dress with brown fingerless gloves. Two red horns spiral from its head and red bat-like wings dripping gold stretch out behind it. They have a golden metal tail as well as gold heart-shaped glasses.|by [https://twitter.com/desmodusrotunds/status/1435436138328637442/photo/1 '''Jace'''] | ||
| + | File:Harriet Gildehaus Mullet.png|alt=A digital bust drawing of Hellmouth Sunbeams player Harriet Gildehaus, a pink demon person with forehead horns, yellow eyes, and pointed ears. They have a curly golden mullet with a slight undercut above their ear, pink and gold heart shaped glasses, purple lipgloss, and gold dangly heart earring. They are wearing a light yellow dress with a round sleeves and a white high, buttoned collar trimmed with lace. They are smiling slightly and looking at the viewer.|Harriet with a mullet by [https://twitter.com/yokorinart '''@yokorin'''] | ||
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Latest revision as of 04:12, 4 February 2023
Harriet Gildehaus is a player in the Shadows for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since the Season β12 Endseason.
Official League Records
Gildehaus joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Hellmouth Sunbeams as the Sunbeams' Season β12 Playoff Birth.
On Season β21, Day 76, Gildehaus joined the Sunbeams' pitching rotation in exchange for Jayden Wright as a result of the Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field's Fax Machine. During the Season β21 elections, Gildehaus retreated to the Shadows as a result of the Sunbeams' Move will, resulting in a combined 10.6 → 11.4 stat increase.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Harriet Gildehaus is a demon, and has been quoted as saying it is "literally from hell." While it has been relatively tightlipped about its familial history, it appears to be from a rich family, although their relationship is strained. While cheerfully self-identifying as a vampire, there has been no observation of Gildehaus drinking blood, except for one incident with the golden blood of Hendricks Richardson, which Gildehaus described as tasting "just like the stuff back home". After being reminded that it is generally considered rude to consume others' blood, Gildehaus has often been observed drinking and eating gold. Her wings, which at first glance are simply golden, appear to be made of Gildehaus' own blood.
Their previous lifestyle allowed it to develop a variety of hobbies and interests, including but not limited to alchemy, inventing, and steampunk-style metallurgy. Notably, Gildehaus has created many augments to her body. These talents are in addition to its Blaseball career, which provided it an opportunity to escape from the more stifling aspects of Hellish society. Gildehaus may have been inspired to join Internet League Blaseball by the careers of fellow demons such as Alexander Horne and Famous Owens, as well as by rumours of large amounts of gold left in Hellmouth after the Season β13 Sunbeams career of Aldon Cashmoney.
Career with the Sunbeams
Gildehaus emerged from the Sunbeams' shadows — replacing her self-proclaimed rival Jayden Wright — to pitch the final inning on Season 21, Day 76, against the Dallas Steaks. Their performance throughout the remainder of the regular season could only be described as "inestimable", helping the Sunbeams steer to a position of comfortable mediocrity in the league standings.
When the Sunbeams were selected for the Underbracket playoffs via Wild Card, there was some concern among Undercritics due to Gildehaus's lack of experience with regular blaseball strategy, to say nothing of the barely-comprehensible nuances of an Underbracket run. Gildehaus roundly quashed their complaints with a resounding 4–9 loss to the Tokyo Lift. It then then pitched the "winning" game in the Underbracket championship against the Canada Moist Talkers, artfully squandering the early 0–3 lead accrued by the Sunbeams’ lineup and conceding 5 runs to the Moist Talkers.
Gildehaus was upbeat following its fan-mandated move back to the Shadow Moabbey after its Season 21 performance, claiming that while pitching was fun, there were a "bunch of other personal projects" she was keen to return to — "first and most important, spending quality time with Jayden. It's been almost a decade, so we've got lots to catch up on!"
Its superstar performance on the mound (and the general reveal of its existence to the baseball-watching populace) ensured that despite its shadowing, Gildehaus would become more regularly spotted around Hellmouth, most commonly seen attending Hendricks Richardson’s lectures at Hellmouth Community College, or running a drop-in service to help Hellmouthians establish better relations with their resident house spirits.
Trivia
- Harriet has a developing relationship with gender, and notably looks up to former Sunbeam Alexander Horne.
- Gildehaus has a particular affinity for house spirits such as lares, familiares, kobolds, and hobs, and possesses extensive knowledge on how to appease and accommodate them. She is fluent enough in Hellvish, the chirping language of Hadean house spirits, that they can communicate with the various imps and spirits which have Adapted into a similar niche in Hellmouth.
- Gildehaus is known for its distinctive style, in particular never being seen without her signature heart-shaped sunglasses.
- Gildehaus has a mechanical triceratops named Belladonna.
- When travelling cross-country, Gildehaus is most commonly observed riding first class in some manner of infernal clockwork locomotive. A lack of rail infrastructure connecting Gildehaus’ departure point with her destination does not appear to stop the train.
Fan Works
Guided Experiences
For more fanfiction see the 'Harriet Gildehaus' tag on AO3
- Harriet Rides a Train by Barry - Harriet Gildehaus and Sexton Wheerer take a train to the Mlet Gala.
- there's not a single person here who's worthy by staradavid - Harriet Rides a Train...2!!
by @_pysics
by Ash
by Chamomile
Hey girl, nice blood ring
by @_pysics
by Olive
HEARTBREAKER
by Ash
by tea
by @_iznj
♡ LOVE BLOOD ♡
by @_pysics
Gildehaus with Son Jensen and Donia Bailey
by Olive
Mini-Blaseballer
by @HetreaSky
by Chamomile
by Jace
Harriet with a mullet by @yokorin
| Players | Batters | |
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| Buried | Boudicca Midcentury · Doc Anice | |
| Former |
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| Stats | Season | 1 |
| Beta | β1 · β2 · β3 · β4 · β5 · β6 · β7 · β8 · β9 · β10 · β11 · β12 · β13 · β14 · β15 · β16 · β17 · β18 · β19 · β20 · β21 · β22 · β23 · β24 | |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Lower Moab Scenic Overlook Field | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Sol · Monsieur Bean · JEFF! · Dead Tom · The Man Who Owns All the Teeth · Priya Fox · Determination Montgomery | |
| Places | Hellmouth · Hellmouth Anti-Tourism Board · Shadow Moabbey · Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café · Arches National Plark | |
| History | Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams' History · The Solympic Flame · Adaptation · HELIOLATRY · Cuisine of Hellmouth | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| Stare Into the Sun... | ||
