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Revision as of 21:07, 26 December 2022
They may have participated in the ILB Semi-Centennial. No other information is available after their entry into the Vault. Tour the collection here.
In case of incomplete records, post on the Talk page.
Goodwin Morin is a lineup player for the Vault Legends, and has been with the team since the ILB Semi-Centennial. Morin has previously played for the Seattle Garages, Tokyo Lift, and Charleston Shoe Thieves.
Official League Records
Morin joined the ILB as a player in the Shadows for the Seattle Garages with the Return of Blaseball.
During the Season 9 elections, Morin's star rating was maximized as a result of the Secret Weapon blessing.
During the Season 10 elections, Morin joined the Garages' pitching rotation in exchange for Mike Townsend as a result of the Dark Star blessing.
During the Coffee Cup, Morin played for the Milk Proxy Society as a lineup player.
During the Season 12 elections, Morin became a lineup player via the The Best Offense blessing, switching positions with the newly-arrived Alaynabella Hollywood.
Morin was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Lotus Mango during the Season 13 elections via the Lift's Exchange will.
Morin was traded to the Charleston Shoe Thieves in exchange for Halexandrey Walton during the Season 16 elections via the Shoe Thieves' Plunder will.
After Day 99 of Season 18, Morin was Preserved.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Box of Goodwin Morin Files
- Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-8.185 and start reading...
This report was stolen from Corporation Databases during a dangerous and stealthy heist by F. Seagull and B. Trombone. It was shared on Trombone's Instlagram story approximately two minutes after discovery with the captions "look @ these boring papers we found smh someone tell farrell to hurry up", "can't believe i'm missing bach night for this ughhhhhhhhhh", and "ya ik we all know colin's gonna pick julie over jenn f. but it's abt the EXPERIENCE of seeing him actually do it"
Some sections of this report are redacted. This is in part due to Corporation security protocols and in part to Trombone’s upsettingly large Instlagram captions obscuring some of the text.
THIS REPORT IS ONLY FOR EMPLOYEES OF LEVEL M RANK OR HIGHER.
ANY EMPLOYEE OF LOWER RANK CAUGHT READING IT WILL BE TERMINATED. ANY EMPLOYEE WITH INFORMATION ABOUT THE WANTED PERSONS BELOW SHOULD CONTACT EXT. *8185 IMMEDIATELY.
MISSING EMPLOYEE REPORT
Date: | ██-██-████ | ||
Name: | MORIN, GOODWIN | Aliases: | "MT. SAPPHO", "SUNKILLER", "█████" |
Age: | ██ | Birthday: | ██-██-████ |
Job Title: | PITCHER | ||
Department: | DARK SEATTLE CORPORATES | ||
Other Jobs Held: | GROWTH MANAGER (SUNKILLER) | ||
HT: | 7 FT 3 IN | WT: | UNK |
Hair: | PURPLE W STARS | Eyes: | BROWN |
Current Status: | TRAITOR | ||
Last Seen on Corp. Property: | S10D99 | where?: | COMPANY CUBICLE |
Probable Destination: | SEATTLE (LIGHTSIDE); THE BIG GARAGE | ||
Cause of Absence: | ESCAPE; TRAITOR | ||
Accomplices: | SEATTLE GARAGES; SHADOWS |
INFORMATION
MORIN was hired from the GUILD OF GODSLAYERS on ██-██-████, and was assigned to ██████████ ███████████████████████ ████████████████ ███████████ ████████████████ as part of the Corporation's ███ ████ █████████ Pledge. After completing this assignment, she transferred from the █████████ ██████ DEPARTMENT to take on the duties of PITCHER for the DARK SEATTLE CORPORATES. Performance Reviews from this time period describe her as "an excellent employee who succeeds at all tasks given", "a valued member of the team", and "capable of bench pressing 500 lbs."
During Season β9, as a result of the SECRET WEAPON EMPOWERMENT SEMINAR (a.k.a. ██████████ ███), MORIN received the power to control SHADOWS, predominantly using them to form EXTRA LIMBS. She also received a BUFF to her already impressive STRENGTH. MORIN is often ARMED with anywhere from SIX (6) to EIGHTEEN (18) ARMS. She is known to be skilled in HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT, WEAPONS COMBAT, SHADOW MAGIC, ██████████████████ ███████████ ███████████, and FLIRTATION. She has historically been one of the Corporates’ BEST PITCHERS.
MORIN escaped from this dimension in Season β10, when members of the SEATTLE GARAGES, a ███████████████████ performed a ██████████████████ ████████ █████ ████. This led to ██ █████████████ ███████████ ██████████████████ █████████████████████ which led to █████████████ ██████████████████████████████████████████████ █████████████████████████████ hijacking ███ ███████ ██████████ █████ █████ ██████████████ ████████████ ███████ ██████ ██████████████████████ █████████████ ██████████ ███████ ████████████ skateboard ███ ██████ █████████ ████ ████████████ ██████████ ███████████████ ██████████ ████████████████████████ █████████████████████ ████ ███████████ ████████████. These █████████████████████████ have not been seen since, but they ████ █████████████ ███ █████████████ two ████████████████████, a ███████████████████ █████████ ███████████████████ ██████████████████████████ and graffiti on the side of the D.E.B.T. Tower reading █████████ ██████OUR ASSES YOU D████████████ █ ██████████ ███████████████████████████.
Since her escape, MORIN's exploits have become LEGENDARY among those in the ██████ Dimension. She appears to have switched teams multiple times during her INTERNET LEAGUE BLASEBALL career, having played for the SEATTLE GARAGES, TOKYO LIFT, and CHARLESTON SHOE THIEVES. MORIN's whereabouts are unknown as of SEASON 18 DAY 99, when she ██████ ████████████████████████.
MORIN has few demonstrated weaknesses. DO NOT APPROACH SOLO. MORIN has been shown to be weak to the effects of "CHARM", as shown in games against the ██████ Dimension's SAN FRANCISCO LOVERS. The Corporation's Department of Human Interaction is currently researching what "CHARM" is. Current theories include it being a sort of ██████████████████, a ████████████, or an AXE BODY SPRAY BRAND. See ██████████████████ for full research.
MORIN was believed to have been spotted on ██████ when ██████████████████████████████, but further investigation has revealed that ██████████████████ III ████████████. These ██████ not █████████████████.
KNOWINGLY OR UNKNOWINGLY WITHHOLDING SUCH INFORMATION FROM THE CORPORATION IS IMMEDIATE CAUSE FOR EMPLOYEE TERMINATION.
Fan Works
Fics
Goodwin Morin features in the following fics or interactive fiction:
- the train by Cori
- if you would've told me how things are (i would've thought that we had won) by Cori
- collected blaseball twines by elliotaries
- Reflections in the Dark by StarNavigator
Music
Goodwin Morin is the focus of the following songs:
- hey goodwin by apha lex
- hold me in your arms by fizzabelle
- Mt. Sappho by Charlotte Lillith
- seattle//tokyo by Andrew
Additionally, Goodwin Morin is mentioned in the following song:
Art
Goodwin Morin by Moz
Goodwin by Eli
Goodwin Mini by @HetreaSky
batting captain of the Milk Proxy Society, by @tsawac
Harpist Goodwin, by @tsawac
by Ele
Goodwin by @glassgoblin
Goodwin ready to shred by @LibertyMaeKay
Goodwin on the Dark Seattle Corporates by cori
Godslayer Goodwin by Eli
Snowin Morin by eli
Our big beefy bisexual by fizzabelle
Cheesin' by seb
One Last Glance by erisiar
Relief by Erisiar
Goodwin 'n Sparks by SharpiBees
Goodwin with Lars Taylor
by AshGoodwin on the Lift by Eli
Legendary Goodwin by gl1tchm4g3
Goodwin escaping the vault by @AAppariton
Art by @saltbuzzard
Goodwin dressed for the Mlet Gala, by Eli
Morin's "Blaseball Blattlers" sprite, by Eli
An alternate Morin "Blattlers" sprite, by Eli
Goodwin on the Vault Legends by Cori
Goodwin and Betsy Trombone by Eli
Legendary Goodwin by Cori
Alaynabella Hollywood teaching Goodwin how to dance by @AlinaTnss