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{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
===World Tour===
 
===World Tour===
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In [[Season 9]], pitching ace [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers|Jaylen Hotdogfinger's]] saga continued as the Garages' act of necromancy continued to have repercussions. But, after being given {{ModifInline|Flickering}} by the [[Microphone]], Hotdogfingers and her recently {{ModifInline|Consolidated Debt}} no longer belonged to just the band. On Day 7, Hotdogfingers swapped to the [[Philly Pies]] in the feedback, beginning a world tour across the league and embracing her role as an agent of chaos as she waited for the Microphone's plan to take shape. She briefly returned to [[Seattle]] on Day 21 before leaving for [[Canada]] (and subsequently [[Charleston]]) on Day 53.
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===Storm's Coming===
 
[[File:Garages Season 9 - Wins Over .500.png|thumb|A bar graph depicting the Season 9 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.]]
 
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After she engulfed the league in flame during [[Season 7]], {{ModifInline|Debted}} [[Seattle Garages]] ace [[Jaylen Hotdogfingers]] searched for a solution to prevent it from happening again. [[The Microphone]] offered her a chance to make a deal.<ref>https://twitter.com/BlaseballMic/status/1307761654881427458</ref> As a result, Hotdogfingers' {{ModifInline|Debt_Zero}} changed to {{ModifInline|Refinanced Debt}}. While this change kept the rest of the league safe from [[incineration]], the Garages were about to face the necromancy consequences they escaped the season before.
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The [[Seattle Garages]] continued their streak of winning seasons in Season 9. A early reverb helped to repair the loss of several key walkers in the past season, allowing the band to continue their small ball strategy to great success. New addition [[Paula Turnip]], along with the ever reliable [[Oliver Mueller]], led the Garages lineup and made up for deficiencies caused by the band's shifting rotation of middling pitchers. The team once again qualified for the postseason, where they once again faced the Pies, this time eliminating them before losing to the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]. After the [[Season 8#Declaration of Fourth Strike]], the wrath of the [[Shelled One]] loomed large over the league and the conflict came to a head during [[Day X]] when the Thieves, along with Garages alumna Jaylen Hotdogfingers, faced off against the [[Pods]]. After Charleston's defeat, the league prepared for a second faceoff.
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===Mike Townsend (is Back)===
 
===Mike Townsend (is Back)===
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In the [[Season 9#Election|Season 9 Election]] the Garages experimented with [[Umbramancy]]. After hitter [[Nolanestophia Patterson]] retired to become captain of the band's cheer squad, she was briefly replaced by [[Mcdowell Karim]] until it was revealed that Karim's call up was a clerical error, and replaced them with [[Sparks Beans]] a barista from the stadium's [[Dunklin]] branch who was recruited by team captain [[Theodore Duende]]. [[Mike Townsend]], despite opening a successful [[Seattle Shadows Co-op#The Hot Sauce Bar and Grill|restaurant]] with fellow [[shadows]] member [[Terrell Bradley]], also rejoined the active roster in exchange for [[Ortiz Morse]], who wanted more time to pursue other ventures. [[Lori Boston]] also stepped down to join the [[Seattle Garages Mascot Union]] and was replaced by [[Lenny Marijuana]], who had recently been drafted by the ILB after his [[Lenny Marijuana#The Pact|contract]] expired. Following the election's ominous forecast, [[Malik Destiny]] leveled up to became a [[fire eater]], perhaps thanks to deal making on his behalf with the microphone following his encounter with [[Unstable|instability]]. [[Betsy Trombone]] also found herself accompanied by crows who flew all the way from [[Philadelphia]] to rejoin her after her midseason trade, proved that the birds' love for [[Pies]] extended to her as well. Team Captain Theodore Duende also discovered a new affinity for all things [[spicy]] after trying the new menu at Terrell Bradley's [[Hot Sauce Bar and Grill]].
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===Breaking Up the Band===
 
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[[Season 8]] was the most successful regular season by wins the Seattle Garages have ever seen and will ever see in the first two eras of Internet League Blaseball. It was also a season of change and sudden parting with a franchise record five feedback swaps thanks to Jaylen Hotdogfingers' newly refinanced debt, which now conferred {{ModifInline|Flickering}}. Over the season, the band bid farewell to original roster members [[Lang Richardson]] and [[Allison Abbott]], and longtime players [[Cedric Spliff]] and [[Farrell Seagull]], fundamentally altering the small ball strategy the team had employed in previous seasons. In return, the band received [[Nolanestophia Patterson]], capable base hitters [[Quack Enjoyable]] and [[Summers Pony]], and [[Paula Mason]], until she too was swapped for power hitter [[Paula Turnip]]. The constantly shifting roster somehow did not stop the band's meteoric rise, and they clinched a postseason appearance in record time. Unfortunately, dreams of a pennant were once again dashed when the Garages were swept by the [[Philly Pies]] in the first round of the playoffs.
 
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===New Kids===
 
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The [[Season 8#Election|Season 8 Election]] brought four blessings to the Seattle Garages, although their outcome had many wondering if some were really blessings after all. During the election, beloved Garages pitcher [[Ron Monstera]] was stabilized before being cruelly incinerated. To replace him, a bus arrived carrying the enigmatic extraterrestrial [[Durham Spaceman]] and a surprise extra pitcher, interdimensional visitor and DJ [[Lori Boston]], who had accidentally signed up for the team.
 

Revision as of 10:12, 24 January 2022

In Season 9, the Seattle Garages finished third in the Mild League and fifth in the ILB. The Garages qualified for the postseason and were seeded 3rd. After eliminating the Philly Pies, the team was eliminated in turn by the Charleston Shoe Thieves, who would go on to win the title. The Garages experienced three feedback swaps during the season, this time due to Jaylen Hotdogfinger's permanent Flickering modification. In the Season 9 Election, the Garages won a three blessings, maximizing shadows member Goodwin Morin, relieving their two worst hitters and two worst pitchers with members of their shadows, and giving Theodore Duende Spicy, along with a hitter from each other team in the Mild High.

Starting Roster

Lineup Rotation
Bench Bullpen

Season

Roster Changes

New Lineup Post Day 12

Notable Games

  • On Day 13, hitter Summers Pony, who was  Reverberating after being hit by a pitch from Jaylen Hotdogfingers on Day 12, loaded the bases singlehandedly. (Watch here on Before).

Postseason

  • On Day 103, the Seattle Garages began a series against the Philly Pies. The teams traded wins, bringing the series to a fifth game, where the Garages pulled out a win in extra innings, ending the series 3 wins to the Pies' 2. (Watch here on Before).
  • On Day 108, the Seattle Garages began the Mild League Championship Series against the Charleston Shoe Thieves. The Thieves won the series with 3 wins to the Garages' 1, eliminating the band from the playoffs. (Watch here on Before).

Election Outcomes

Decrees

Blessings

Two additional blessings affected the Seattle Garages:

Season Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

World Tour

In Season 9, pitching ace Jaylen Hotdogfinger's saga continued as the Garages' act of necromancy continued to have repercussions. But, after being given  Flickering by the Microphone, Hotdogfingers and her recently  Consolidated Debt no longer belonged to just the band. On Day 7, Hotdogfingers swapped to the Philly Pies in the feedback, beginning a world tour across the league and embracing her role as an agent of chaos as she waited for the Microphone's plan to take shape. She briefly returned to Seattle on Day 21 before leaving for Canada (and subsequently Charleston) on Day 53.

Storm's Coming

A bar graph depicting the Season 9 Garages wins over .500 across the entire season and postseason. We'll suck forever.

The Seattle Garages continued their streak of winning seasons in Season 9. A early reverb helped to repair the loss of several key walkers in the past season, allowing the band to continue their small ball strategy to great success. New addition Paula Turnip, along with the ever reliable Oliver Mueller, led the Garages lineup and made up for deficiencies caused by the band's shifting rotation of middling pitchers. The team once again qualified for the postseason, where they once again faced the Pies, this time eliminating them before losing to the Charleston Shoe Thieves. After the Season 8#Declaration of Fourth Strike, the wrath of the Shelled One loomed large over the league and the conflict came to a head during Day X when the Thieves, along with Garages alumna Jaylen Hotdogfingers, faced off against the Pods. After Charleston's defeat, the league prepared for a second faceoff.

Mike Townsend (is Back)

In the Season 9 Election the Garages experimented with Umbramancy. After hitter Nolanestophia Patterson retired to become captain of the band's cheer squad, she was briefly replaced by Mcdowell Karim until it was revealed that Karim's call up was a clerical error, and replaced them with Sparks Beans a barista from the stadium's Dunklin branch who was recruited by team captain Theodore Duende. Mike Townsend, despite opening a successful restaurant with fellow shadows member Terrell Bradley, also rejoined the active roster in exchange for Ortiz Morse, who wanted more time to pursue other ventures. Lori Boston also stepped down to join the Seattle Garages Mascot Union and was replaced by Lenny Marijuana, who had recently been drafted by the ILB after his contract expired. Following the election's ominous forecast, Malik Destiny leveled up to became a fire eater, perhaps thanks to deal making on his behalf with the microphone following his encounter with instability. Betsy Trombone also found herself accompanied by crows who flew all the way from Philadelphia to rejoin her after her midseason trade, proved that the birds' love for Pies extended to her as well. Team Captain Theodore Duende also discovered a new affinity for all things spicy after trying the new menu at Terrell Bradley's Hot Sauce Bar and Grill.

  1. ↑ This blessing incorrectly targeted Garages lineup players rather than pitchers. When the mistake was discovered, the blessing displayed the text HOLD ON before revealing the next two trades.
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