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'''Summers Pony''' is a lineup player for the [[Seattle Garages]]. Pony has been with the Garages since [[Season 8]], Day 102 and has previously played for the [[Dallas Steaks]] and [[Philly Pies]].
 
'''Summers Pony''' is a lineup player for the [[Seattle Garages]]. Pony has been with the Garages since [[Season 8]], Day 102 and has previously played for the [[Dallas Steaks]] and [[Philly Pies]].
  

Revision as of 16:52, 26 September 2020

Summers Pony is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages. Pony has been with the Garages since Season 8, Day 102 and has previously played for the Dallas Steaks and Philly Pies.


Official League Records

Season 6

On Season 6, Day 62, Pony siphoned some of Hawaii Fridays batter Karato Bean's defensive ability due to Blooddrain weather, increasing it from to .

Season 7

On Season 7, Day 86, some of Pony's defensive ability was siphoned by Hades Tigers batter Usurper Violet due to Blooddrain weather, decreasing it from to .

On Season 7, Day 99, Pony received a boost thanks to Enhanced Party Time, raising each of his ratings by half a star.

Season 8

On Season 8, Day 27, Pony swapped with Rai Spliff of the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Pony then swapped with Farrell Seagull of the Seattle Garages on Day 102.


Career in Dallas

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Although it is unclear how Summers Pony, an incredibly buff horse, first learned to play blaseball, Pony trotted onto the field at a Dallas Steaks practice. Despite the rule that horses are not allowed to participate, all in attendance were too intimidated by Pony's muscularity to try to turn them away. Any lingering thoughts of stopping this monolith of equine flesh disappeared after Pony hit a triple in their first at-bat, and they were promptly signed to a multi-year contract.

Pony was fourth in the Steaks' rotation, an above average hitter, and a challenge to all traditional notions of what it means to be a horse.

Career in Philly

Pony was switched with Rai Spliff to the Philly Pies during a season 8 feedback. Upon Rai's departure, Pies GM Sam Hinkie loudly and angrily bemoaned to anyone who would listen that they had just ordered a shipping crate of Pies-branded rollerskates for Rai. As a joke, JT put two pairs of skates over Summers' hooves and convinced them that it was part of the uniform for the fourth-hitter position. Hinkie, eager not to let those skates go to waste, quickly agreed. Summers, unable to meaningfully propel themself in the skates, is pushed around the bases by Ruslan Greatness, the only team member large enough to shoulder this burden.

Since arriving in Philadelphia Summers has become close friends with Beasley Day, the two of them often chilling together on the grass between games. The interspecies friendship has proven to be a source of delight for many flans. Pictures of the two often adorn many of the more clickbaity Pies social media pages.