Silvaire Roadhouse

Silvaire Roadhouse
Art by @winterHazelly
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Former Team(s)	Boston Flowers
Status	active
Batting	(5.1)
Pitching	(4.6)
Defense	(5.1)
Running	(4.4)
Modifications	DebtThis Player must fulfill a debt. This player can cause other players to become Unstable.  Heist ExpertPlayer: This Player is adept at using a Ballpark's Tunnels. Team: This Team is adept at using a Ballpark's Tunnels.  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.
Items	Chunky Brambly Jersey +1 ●●○ Rubber Air Helmet ●●●
Dates Active	Oct 7, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base 1
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Astrology
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	89

Silvaire Roadhouse is a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs, and has been with the team since the Season 21 elections. Roadhouse has played for the Boston Flowers.

Official League Records

Roadhouse joined the ILB on Season 9, Day 64 as a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs after the incineration of Tillman Henderson.

During the Season 12 elections, Breadwinner's defense was increased by 3.0 → 3.6 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

Roadhouse was traded to the Boston Flowers in exchange for Chorby Soul during the Season 16 elections via the Crabs' Plunder will.

During the Season 20 elections, Roadhouse's Flinch modification was changed into the Debt modification by the Flowers' Reform will.

Roadhouse was traded to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Adalberto Tosser during the Season 21 elections via the Flowers' Equivalent Exchange will, becoming a pitcher in the process. Roadhouse also gained the Heist Expert modification as a result of the Play to Find Out blessing.

During the Season 22 elections, Roadhouse was sent from the Crabs' rotation to the Crabs' lineup as a result of the Crabs' Move will.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Silvaire Roadhouse Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-22.081 and start reading...

Standing at the threshold, the wood of these walls feels so painfully finite and fragile. Two expanses lay before you.

Outside, a deteriorating road stretches off in two directions off to forever, walled on both sides by an infinite breadth of some winding and unwending maize maze, a roadside attraction abandoned to its own devices. The sky is as big as skies get out here, as long as you stay out of the corn. Far and away, a thunderstorm makes her graceful migration over the fields. It's midafternoon and always has been. Don't go into the maze. Do not go into the maze.

Inside, a roadhouse, or a truck stop, or a dive bar, or a diner...but for a building so small against the backdrop of infinite corn, this building is deep. The kind of dive bar where you just keep diving. The further in, the seedier things feel, the radio always just a little off-tune for the channel it's playing, whoever's manning the counter looks weary and it isn't because you haven't ever seen them change shifts. It's dark out through the windows when there are windows. The blueberry pancakes here are divine, and the coffee is literally bottomless.

And Silvaire? He's the walls that keep them separated.

Fan Works

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  Art by @glassgoblin

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Art by @Kayleerowena

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  Art by @kayleeRowena

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  Art and character page by Toasthaste

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  Art by @Ratgills

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  Art of Silvaire Roadhouse by @Waalkr

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  Art by @saltmouth

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  Art by @glassgoblin

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