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==Trivia==
 
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*How exactly Castillo runs the bases is the subject of fierce conjecture and disagreement among [[blarchitects]] and splortsfans. Most recent observations suggest Castillo either <choose uncached>
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<option>uses legs</option>
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<option>runs on hundreds of horse legs</option>
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<option>projects a hologram from within their walls</option>
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<option>uses a very large, very sturdy, motorised wheelchair</option>
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<option>lets the bases come to them</option>
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<option>skateboards</option>
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<option>moves, but carefully</option>
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<option>remains stationary while the universe revolves around them</option>
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<option>leans forward and relies on gravity</option>
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<option>relies on a resident wizard who accelerates time on the foundations beneath Castillo, allowing erosion and tectonic plate movement to carry them to the next base</option>
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<option>bends down their towers which drag them across the field like a landlocked octopus</option>
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<option>does that one thing from [[Chless]]</option>
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<option>unearths all their flying buttresses then scuttles on them like spider legs</option>
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<option>wears heelies</option>
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<option>tosses a brick at the base they wish to be on</option>
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<option>uses the Hellmouth itself as a transportation method</option>
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<option>moves through sheer force of will</option>
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<option>moves only when no-one is looking</option>
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<option>███████s</option>
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<option>uses a smaller sand castle as a pinch runner</option>
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<option>scrabbles along on spider legs</option>
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<option>shoots an arrow from their highest tower to the desired base</option>
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<option>turns on their side and rolls</option>
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<option>stretches out, then unstretches out</option>
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<option>employs limited flight capability to hover between bases</option>
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<option>moves through the astral plane while their body remains stationary</option>
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<option>remains stationary while the stadium beneath is rotated by gargoyles</option>
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<option>employs a horse and chariot</option>
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<option>awaits on the sidelines for a gargoyle to pick up the base and tap them with it before flying it back into position</option>
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<option>determines their current base location based on the position of their shadow</option>
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<option>simply flies</option>
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<option>rolls on incredibly squeaky wheels</option>
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<option>runs on their fingertips</option>
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</choose>, or <choose uncached><option>unfurls a giant human body from underneath their foundations</option>
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<option>is already simultaneously on all the bases, all the time</option>
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<option>uses a really cool jetpack, to the delight of fans</option>
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<option>neglects to run at all, simply being beside the base the whole time</option>
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<option>they run on thousands of tiny tube feet, like a starfish in a timelapse video</option>
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<option>relies on their gargoyles, who all jump in unison to make Castillo hop</option>
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<option>uses an uncountable number of cats</option>
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<option>they are carefully disassembled and dutifully carried and rebuilt at the next base</option>
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<option>they do not run at all. There are, in fact, four Sigmund Castillos, one on each base, which only one visible and the rest hiding</option>
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<option>is swallowed up by a hole, which reopens at the next base and spits Castillo out</option>
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<option>grumbles about how everyone asks "how", but never "why"</option>
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<option>avoids the issue by physically being on all bases at once, announcing to the umpire which base they should currently be counted as 'on'. They demonstrate excellent sportscastleship, and never cheat in this regard</option>
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<option>avoids running bases entirely. Instead, a thundering voice will echo from the brick walls “I WOULDST LIKETH TO RUNNETH TO YONDE BASE” at which point the umps just go “huh, the castle makes a convincing point” and award Castillo the base.</option>
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<option>uses running buttresses, which are like flying buttresses except for running</option>
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<option>gives all observers an eyeless look which suggests it's best not to question them</option>
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<option>shoots a cannonball, which must reach the base without being caught by one of the fielders</option>
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<option>teleports, like ''vwip''</option>
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<option>tilts so a corner of their floating foundation touches the appropriate base</option>
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<option>moves through sheer force</option>
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<option>moves through sheer force of habit</option>
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<option>"self-treubchet"s</option>
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<option>exploits local laws of [[Bonecourse]], citing stones as "the bones of houses", and mortar as "the muscles"</option>
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<option>claims eminent domain of the bases, creating legal ownership and altering the laws so they are always on base</option>
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<option>simply moves, as castles may move as far as they like - as long as it is in a straight line</option>
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<option>will insist this is a very personal question and they do not appreciate rampant speculation</option>
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<option>relies on Immateria, which creates liquefaction that unmoors Castillo, allowing them to slowly drift via the forces of wind and the Coriolis effect. All patiently, patiently, patiently wait for Castillo to get to the next base. The fielders dare not throw him out, as they are overawed by the multi-millennial powers of [[Geology]]</option>
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<option>is dragged along by the rest of their team by ropes</option>
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<option>is disassembled by tens of thousands of Pharaonic workers, who move them on logs and reassemble them at the next base. After unionizing, acquiring a fair wage and excellent benefits, and doing this for several millennia, the workers are very fast and efficient at this task</option>
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<option>scuttles on thousands of tiny human legs</option>
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<option> avoid the issue entirely, following their home stadium's incorporation within Castillo's structure, with games taking place within Castillo's main hall in which the main field is now housed. Castillo can be on any base they desire to be, as they are already there</option>
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<option>ignores all known laws of Blaseball, according to which there is no way that a castle should be able to baserun, with its parapets too large to get its big stone foundation off the ground. The castle, of course, runs anyway, because castles don’t care what umpires think is impossible
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</option>
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<option>awaits a titanic man to emerge from within the castle, which carries Castillo on his back</option>
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<option>employs a dedicated baserunning gargoyle</option>
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<option>simply neglects to move, appearing on the next base between blinks of an obserer's eyes</option>
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<option>employs an oversize load truck with a whole construction crew which pick Castillo up and relocate them when they move bases (a time-consuming process)</option></choose>.
 
*When the Lovers relief pitchers are not in play, they can be found hanging out inside of Castillo. One would think this would put the Lovers at risk for too many players on the field, however the inside of Castillo counts as its own sovereign land separate from the Blaseball field, making it exempt from its rules and laws.
 
*When the Lovers relief pitchers are not in play, they can be found hanging out inside of Castillo. One would think this would put the Lovers at risk for too many players on the field, however the inside of Castillo counts as its own sovereign land separate from the Blaseball field, making it exempt from its rules and laws.
 
*As Castillo acclimated to their new home, it was made clear that the Lovers pitchers continued to be welcome in their halls, in addition to the Sunbeams pitchers, who adopted the same tradition.
 
*As Castillo acclimated to their new home, it was made clear that the Lovers pitchers continued to be welcome in their halls, in addition to the Sunbeams pitchers, who adopted the same tradition.

Revision as of 08:57, 16 March 2021

Sigmund Castillo is a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Castillo joined the team as the result of a feedback swap for Alexander Horne on Season 6, Day 61.

Official League Records

Castillo joined the league as a member of the San Francisco Lovers at the beginning of Season 1.

On Season 6, Day 29, Castillo siphoned some of Breckenridge Jazz Hands linep player Nagomi Mcdaniel's baserunning ability in the Blooddrain, increasing Castillo's ability from to .

On Season 7, Day 37, Castillo's hitting ability was siphoned by Miami Dale batter Murray Pony in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

During the Season 10 Election the Sunbeams received the Sharing Signs blessing, which increased Castillo's batting to .

During the Coffee Cup, Castillo played for Cream & Sugar United as a pitcher.

On Season 12, Day 21, Castillo's defense ability was siphoned by LA Unlimited Tacos player Halexandrey Walton in a game with Blooddrain weather, bringing it from to .

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Despite being a castle, Castillo is not particularly any better in the outfield than they are at bat, but they are a surprisingly fast blaserunner. After performing some demonic rituals, Castillo grew two arms, of which Lovers player Milo Brown says "[the arms] makes them way better at bat, and also at hugging during Cuddle Puddle Time, so I'm fine with it."

Knight Triumphant has lived in Castillo for as long as they can remember. Upon returning from their trip to the Hellmouth, Triumphant heard rumor that their childhood home had been taken over by the ruling class of San Francisco. When Triumphant and Theo King tried to engage in a siege of Castillo, the duo discovered that when they asked nicely, Castillo simply opened the gate and let them in. Upon entry, the two realized that Castillo was no longer an ordinary castle or harboring the feudal elite of San Francisco. Triumphant profusely apologized for the misunderstanding, which Castillo graciously accepted. The rest is, as they say, history.

Castillo's Western Wing has a group of individuals living in it - little is known about them, but Castillo warns visitors that entering the area is dangerous.

Move to the Hellmouth

On Day 61 of Season 6, during a feedback storm following a game between the Hellmouth Sunbeams and the San Francisco Lovers, a beam of light pierced the cloud cover over San Francisco, bathing the parapets of Sigmund Castillo in glorious light. It was then that Castillo was anointed as the King of Themself. As King Sigmund Castillo of Sigmund Castillo, they can be found just outside the Hellmouth, welcoming all. However, a sign near the gate warns visitors that should they choose to leave Castillo's walls, they will not be protected from the surrounding Hellmouth.

Castillo's gargoyles, manifested as part of Castillo's Adaptation. By @Krasi_Savov

On Castillo's arrival to the Hellmouth, they discovered some new residents within themselves. These Gargoyles, made of clay and shaped like pigeons, were friendly, and quickly introduced themselves to their King. They can often be found around the castle cleaning, doing repairs, or other general maintenance.

When asked as to why they cannot play blaseball, they point to two main factors: Firstly, that Sigmund Castillo is the signed Blaseball Player, not them. Secondly, they have their own league that they feel is far more important to focus on right now. Nevertheless, when games are going on that Castillo is playing, and they don’t have any Blittle league games occurring, they can often be found cheering on the parapets of Castillo. They particularly appreciate Castillo doing Crime.

Trivia

  • How exactly Castillo runs the bases is the subject of fierce conjecture and disagreement among blarchitects and splortsfans. Most recent observations suggest Castillo either moves, but carefully, or employs a dedicated baserunning gargoyle.
  • When the Lovers relief pitchers are not in play, they can be found hanging out inside of Castillo. One would think this would put the Lovers at risk for too many players on the field, however the inside of Castillo counts as its own sovereign land separate from the Blaseball field, making it exempt from its rules and laws.
  • As Castillo acclimated to their new home, it was made clear that the Lovers pitchers continued to be welcome in their halls, in addition to the Sunbeams pitchers, who adopted the same tradition.
  • While Castillo is the childhood home of Knight Triumphant, it is unknown if Castillo was always sentient and just preferred to remain quiet or if something triggered this change.
  • Castillo's arrival in the Hellmouth elevated the Sunbeams' average-skeletons-per-player metric into double digits, leading to the team consequently repurposing their sizable undercroft for xylophone storage.
  • Due to Castillo containing doors to alternate realities, all versions of Castillo simultaneously contain and are contained by all other Castillos. This also means Castillo contains infinite bones.
    • As a result of all Castillos containing all other Castillos, Castillo fundamentally violates the Zermelo-Fraenkel set theory axiom of regularity. This is because of the various Castillos connecting to each other such that Castillo1 ∈ Castillo0 ∈ Castillo1. This result is known as the Sigmund Paradox.
  • Castillo's alternate reality doors (or ARDs) come in all shapes and sizes. Some aren't even doors!
  • One of the gargoyles is named Glilbert.

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