Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café

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Hahn Fox and Nagomi Nava at the cat café. By larkine

The Randall Marijuana Memorial Cat Café was built to house Randall Marijuana's "singular" cat after his feedback to Breckenridge and subsequent incineration. Originally run by Alaynabella Hollywood, Nagomi Nava took over most duties, with additional assistance from Hahn Fox after Hollywood's transfer to the Boston Flowers.

As the safest and, as some customers have described, "mellowest" place in Hellmouth, it is also a popular place for fans and members of the Hellmouth Sunbeams to gather. On display within the Minecraft-themed café is Marijuana’s collection of Bionicle figures.

Cats currently available to meet at the café include Pepperjack Cheez-its, Asparagus, and Mr. Mlistoffelees. Following the Season β10 postseason and the blossoming "Hellennials" anti-rivalry, lucky visitors may also spot Millie the Bodega Cat worming her way across the café, in and out through a pair of cat flaps which mysteriously appeared on the skirting boards near the start of Season β11.

Randall Marijuana's Cat

Randy's Cat Café is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the café, or give a new cat a home in the Café, click Randy's Cat Café. If you would like to edit this cat, click C-Scuttlebug. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.

Scuttlebug

Scuttlebug, although inherently nervous by nature and willing to give little information about themselves due to a general distrust of others, hesitatingly admits to being the cat of Randall Marijuana. Scuttlebug previously manifested as a small black cat with large ears, but during a party Randall was hosting, Scuttlebug was so frightened by the appearance of Nagomi Nava that they retreated into their own shadow and never came back out. Scuttlebug now can only be seen as a cat shaped silhouette on the wall that looks and acts like a normal shadow, but is attached to nothing. Far from being put off by their new nature, Scuttlebug seems to be blossoming in their new environment, and has become a skilled hunter of the shadows of mice, much to the alarm and confusion of the mice's bodies. They frequently express concerns about earthquakes, tornadoes, wrecking balls, bulldozers, and any of the other many natural predators of a house. Scuttlebug has been comforted by assurances that none of these are natural occurances in the Hellmouth, but Scuttlebug is right to hold on to their fear, as nothing in the Hellmouth is anymore natural than Scuttlebug themselves.