Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Asparagus

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Randy's Cat Cáfe is actually home to several cats, but Randy was too stoned to realize it. If you would like to see a list of all cats in the cáfe, or give a new cat a home in the Cáfe, click Randy's Cat Cáfe. This system is based on the Interdimensional Rumor Mill, which can be read all about at Interdimensional Rumor Mill.



Asparagus (a.k.a. Asaparagus) is a fuzzy pillow that Randall Marijuana believes is a cat. When a friend asked Marijuana if Asparagus was a cat or just a fuzzy pillow, Marijuana reportedly replied: "Well it has four limbs, like a starfish, you know? So it's technically a cat." Asparagus loves to play chase, or so Randy says.