Michelle Sportsman

Michelle Sportsman
Basic Information
Position	Pitcher
Team	Seattle Garages
Former Team(s)	LA Unlimited Tacos
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(2.8)
Pitching	(4.1)
Defense	(3.4)
Running	(2.8)
Modifications	Triple ThreatThis pitcher's strikeouts score Unruns when there are 3 runners on base, a runner on 3rd, or 3 Balls in the count. Each condition met is worth .3 Unruns. At the end of the 3rd Inning, there's a 33.33% chance that this mod will disappear.  UnderhandedWhen this Pitcher allows a Home Run, the polarity of the Runs or Unruns will be flipped (Runs become Unruns, Unruns become Runs).
Items	Socks of Fourtitude ●●
Dates Active	May 10, 2021–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Talking to god
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	37

Michelle Sportsman is a pitcher for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and has been with the team since the Season 21 elections. Sportsman has previously played for the LA Unlimited Tacos.

Official League Records

Sportsman joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the LA Unlimited Tacos as the Tacos' Season 11 Playoff Birth.

On Season 18, Day 3, Sportsman joined the Tacos' active roster in exchange for Fish Summer as a result of Al Pastor Memorial Park's Fax Machine.

During the Season 19 elections, Sportsman gained the Underhanded modification as a result of the Underhanded blessing.

Sportsman was traded to the Kansas City Breath Mints in exchange for Lucas Petty during the Season 21 elections via the Breath Mints' Equivalent Exchange will.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Background

Michelle Sportsman is a British-Indian immigrant with a storied career in other splorts. Sportsman originally joined the Tacos in a coaching role, and after many seasons of the Tacos’ poor performance in blaseball, her background in physical therapy and coaching techniques has led to improved performance from the team. She is often seen disagreeing with Tacos’ team captain Mcdowell Mason during practices, though not on gamedays.

Sportsman is usually found wearing team issued tracksuits. She has perfect posture. Her teammates occasionally call her “team mom” as she tries to ensure each member of the team gets adequate rest and recovery. It is rumoured that her treatments have been a factor in the improved performances of Basilio Mason, Rat Mason, Yummy Elliott and Wyatt Mason IV.

Journalist Notes

The following is an excerpt from a handwritten draft of an article by an unknown journalist, found discarded near Al Pastor Memorial Park during the Offseason before Season 18:

rude to scare our guests like that!” she said. “Funny, though,” Vito Kravitz said, and pulled his signature sunglasses from somewhere and put them on as he walked off. When my heart finally stopped racing, I thanked Michelle Sportsman for her time. As I headed out, she’d already started talking to Rat Batson and Basilio Mason about adjusting the fit on Yummy Elliott’s uniform to give zir better range of motion.

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