Kennedy Loser

Kennedy Loser
S20 by @toopachu Artist's rendition by @jennayowza
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	active
Batting	(4.1)
Pitching	(5.1)
Defense	(6.0)
Running	(5.9)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  HauntedHaunted players will occasionally be Inhabited. Temporarily has the stats of a deceased player.  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.  Reverberating
Items	Holey Night Vision Sunglasses of Fourtitude ●○○○ Rock Socks ●●○
Dates Active	Jul 20, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base 1
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Tarot
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	Love
Fate	83
Other Background Information
Player Twitter	@KennedyLoser

Kennedy Loser is a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs. They have played for the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on day 52 of Blaseball Season 2.

During the Season 5 election, Loser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations, Falling Stars, and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season 10, Day X, Loser gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

On Season 13, Day 89, Loser became Reverberating due to Reverb weather.

During the Season 15 elections, Loser's Flinch modification was changed into the Haunted modification by the Crabs' Reform will.

During the Season 22 elections, Loser became an Alternate and gained the Negative modification due to the Handful Alternate Trust blessing.

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COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Kennedy Loser Files

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On Being A Loser

Loser stated in an interview that while they were previously known as Loser Kennedy, they swapped their first and last names to avoid the Kennedy curse. They have also stated that their favorite part of any blaseball game is hearing a stadium shout "Loser! Loser! Loser!" and that they are "fueled by hate."

While they have successfully avoided the nominative phenomenon known as the "Kennedy curse," it is theorized that Kennedy has harbored a "Loser aura" since the name change, causing nearby batters—both on the Crabs and the opposing team—to make horrible mistakes. Although this theory has not yet been proven, it may help to explain why so many ground outs are hit to Kennedy Loser, and why they seem to be incapable of hitting a ball 90% of the time. Believers in the "Loser aura" are also split on whether it is connected to incidents of The Olde One seeming to speak through Loser.

Fan Art

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  Art by @glassgoblin

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  Art by @glassgoblin

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  Art by @corpserevivers

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  Art of Kennedy Loser by @Waalkr

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  Art of Kennedy loser by @imaginecroc

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  Phantom by ChezForShire

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  Broken Piece Kennedy Loser (CW for violence, gore, and body horror) by Klauinax

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  do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either) Ken and Luis talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings. by Rai

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  Let me let you down Kennedy Loser kills god. This is not the end of his story. by crookedsaint

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  Art by @ratgills

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  Art by @toopachu