Henry Marshallow

Henry Marshallow
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Basic Information
Team	Seattle Garages
Former Team(s)	Philly Pies
Status	Active
Overall Rating	(2)
Batting	(3)
Pitching	(1.5)
Defense	(2)
Running	(3)
Vibes	(1.5)
Dates Active	Aug 6, 2020–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Hyperbolic time chamber
Coffee Style	Plenty of Sugar
Blood Type	AA
Fate	64
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him
Member of the BlaseballCommunity Hall of Fame
Induction	Week 23
Vote	55.10%

Henry Marshallow is a lineup player for the Seattle Garages and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Marshallow has previously played for the Philly Pies.

Official League Records

Marshallow joined the ILB as a pitcher for the Seattle Garages on Season β3, Day 80 after the incineration of Derrick Krueger.

On Season β9, Day 21, Marshallow was exchanged to the Philly Pies due to Feedback. Marshallow was replaced by Jaylen Hotdogfingers.

During the Coffee Cup, Marshallow played for Royal PoS as a pitcher.

During the Season β13 elections, all of Marshallow's stats were increased as a result of the Pies' Infuse will.

During the Season β14 elections, Marshallow received the Maximalist modification as a result of the Garages' receiving the Min-Maxing blessing.

On Season β20, day 28, Marshallow retreated to the Pies' Shadows in exchange for Tiana Takahashi as a result of On Day 51, Marshallow rejoined the active roster in exchange for Lucy Tokkan via the Fax Machine.

On Season β22, Day 90, Marshallow retreated to the Pies' Shadows in exchange for Lucy Tokkan via the Tastycake Stadium's Fax Machine.

Marshallow ended the Expansion Era with 3.3 in Batting, 3.5 in Pitching, 2.5 in Baserunning, and 4.4 in Defense. Marshallow had a Holey Skate Necklace of Fourtitude and the Unstable and Maximalist modifications.

During the October 28, 2022 Fall Ball, Marshallow fell to the Seattle Garages. On Season 1, Day 1 of the Return(s), Marshallow became a lineup player for the Garages.

During the Season 1 elections, Marshallow gained a boost of 0.2 to their Thwack as a result of the Garages' Guess Whose Thwack Blessing.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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Personal Life

Henry "Hank" Marshallow was a botany student at Washington State University who (per reports from classmates) went mysteriously missing during a routine trip to collect samples from Yesler Swamp. Visitors to the swamp in concurrent years sometimes reported seeing or hearing what appeared to be a distressed, drowning figure in the swamp, which was always gone by the time anyone reached it to assist.

A photo of Hank.

The "bog body" was not formally identified as Hank Marshallow until it emerged from Yesler Swamp sometime during the great return of Internet Blaseball and began attending Seattle Garages games with some frequency. Despite self-admittedly having no prior experience playing Blaseball, Marshallow told reporters on Season 3, Day 80 that they felt called to approach the field in Derrick Krueger's absence since "the game was already going so badly, pretty much anybody could finish it, you know?" The Garages welcomed Marshallow, who continued to be a part of the pitching rotation until its feedback to the Philly Pies in Season 9.

On The Pies

In an interview given to Splorts Illustrated over the Grand Siesta, Marshallow is quoted as "adjusting to Philly pretty well, I think? There's a lot of swampland in the Appalachians I'm excited to see, and I've been going caving a bunch. Plus the Pies have way better food than the Garages, everything in the Garage kitchen sucked after Mike left."

Marshallow is a self-described scene kid, and can often be spotted at concert venues or raves around Philadelphia while not pitching or at practice. It holds the current ESBN title of "Tackiest Dresser Off The Field", and seems to do so proudly.

The Expansion Era

Marshallow maintained an impressive ERA throughout the first few seasons of the Expansion Era, though was notably Faxed into the Shadows in the back half due to Consumer attack complications. Though some fans hold Crabs pitcher Axel Campbell responsible for stealing Marshallow's item and preventing any form of defense against the attacks, Marshallow has been open to reporters about any lack of rivalry between itself and Campbell, stating that it's "water under the Bay Bridge at this point".

Marshallow has also been publicly open about enjoying their time off from pitching while in the shadows, and has recently been seen playing goalie for the Phantom Fillings, a local hockey rec league. It can also be found skating for local roller derby team the Carrot Cakes, under the pseudonym Monster Marsh.

Fan Works

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  by @MLeeLunsford

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  by @Solonface

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  Henry flexin' on them by Moz

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  Garages never win by Moz

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  The many faces of Henry Marshallow. Art by @TheSunshinydayz