Halexandrey Walton

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Halexandrey Walton is a player in the Shadows for the Yellowstone Magic, and has been with the team since the Season β19 elections. Walton has played for the LA Unlimited Tacos, Charleston Shoe Thieves, and Tokyo Lift.

Official League Records

Walton joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Yellowstone Magic on Season β2 after the incineration of Sosa Elftower. Walton was known for their poor batting and strong fielding.

Discipline Era

On Season β5, Day 98, Walton was was exchanged to the Unlimited Tacos due to the only Feedback of the season. Walton was replaced by Wyatt Glover.

During the Season β9 election, Walton received the Siphon modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Blooddrain decree.

Coffee Cup

During the Coffee Cup, Walton played for Inter Xpresso as a lineup player. Walton received the Perk modification after the tournament due to being a member of the winning team.

Expansion Era

On Season β14, Day 117, Walton was attacked by Consumers, resulting in a combined 12.2 → 9.3 . During the Season β14 elections, Walton Evolved to Base 1 as a result of the Targeted Evolution Blessing.

Walton was recruited to the Charleston Shoe Thieves during the Season β15 elections via the Blood Pact blessing.

Walton was traded to the Tokyo Lift in exchange for Goodwin Morin during the Season β16 elections via the Shoe Thieves' Plunder will.

Walton was traded to the Yellowstone Magic in exchange for Evelton McBlase II during the Season β19 elections via the Magic's Equivalent Exchange will.

On Season β21, Day 86, Walton retreated to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Bones Piazza at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail. On Season 21, Day 95, Walton rejoined the Magic's lineup in exchange for Bonk Jokes at Yellowstone National (Ball)Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

During the Season β21 elections, Walton returned to the Magic's Shadows in exchange for Bones Piazza as a result of the Magic's Roster Swap will. Walton also became an Alternate and gained the Negative modification due to the Shadow Alternate Trust blessing.

During the Season β22 elections, Walton lost the Negative modification as a result of the Roster Flip blessing.

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Background

The following accounts can be traced to a single leather-bound journal originally found in a locked wooden chest alongside a sextant-like device of indeterminate origin and a shell that matches no known species of mollusc. The chest was located in a storage room in the Legscraper’s lower levels that was described as “smelling faintly of the sea”. Subsequent attempts to locate and navigate to said room have been unsuccessful thus far. The journal details the exploits of the crew of a large sailing vessel, The Tokyo Adrift, descriptions of which are largely consistent with mid-17th century galleons.

With The Tokyo Adrift

Halexandrey “Hex” Walton was discovered by the crew of The Tokyo Adrift when an argument between quartermaster Silvaire Semiquaver and Val Hitherto ended with the latter throwing the former’s boot overboard as the vessel was passing through the Bay of Angels. A canine head then broke the surface of the water, carrying the boot in its toothy maw. While she refused to return the boot, she did concede to follow the ship after parleying with Yusef Fenestrate and several other water dwelling members of the crew. Hex appears to have possessed limited arcane abilities, channeling sorcerous abilities through a yellow gemstone (posited to be citrine or topaz). These abilities included hydromancy, manifesting in the summoning of small scale geysers and water spouts from the sea.

Physical descriptions of Hex depict a canid head similar to a North American coyote, though her tongue was described as “possessing rows of serrated teeth”, allowing her to feed by latching onto and draining blood from her prey. Sketches of her serpentine tail and lower half are similar to that of a lamprey, giving her the morphology of the mythical Telkhines. While her exact diet seems to be unknown to the writer, she is described as “an apex predator, fearsome to watch on the hunt. She took down creatures many times her size without much apparent difficulty and one could not be faulted for believing she could hunt down gods if given the opportunity.”

An excerpt from the journal:

Note to self: Do not, under any circumstances, succumb to the temptation of addressing Hex as a ‘salty sea-dog’, the consequences outweigh the perceived hilarity.


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