Brisket Friendo

[UNLOCKED]Shadows Player
This player was born in the Shadows, and has not seen active play. Please do not propose lore for this player until that time.

Brisket Friendo
Basic Information
Team	Seattle Garages
Former Team(s)	Kansas City Breath Mints
Status	Incinerated
Batting	(3.1)
Pitching	(2.3)
Defense	(2.3)
Running	(2.3)
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.  UnstablePlayer: Unstable Players have a much higher chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse. Team: Unstable Teams have a chance of being incinerated in a Solar Eclipse.  NegativeThis Player is a Negative. Negative players have negative eDensity.
Items	None
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Spitting
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	Acidic
Fate	8
Soulscream	HEUAAHEUAAHOAEAEOAEAEO

Brisket Friendo was a lineup player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints, and was with the team since the Season 13 Playoff Births until being [REDACTED] during the Season 13 elections.

Official League Records

Friendo joined the ILB as a lineup player in the Shadows for the Kansas City Breath Mints as the Breath Mints' Season 13 Playoff Birth.

On Season 13, Gods' Day, Friendo and Tad Seeth of the Charleston Shoe Thieves disappeared from the Blaseball website, and gained the Redacted modification. Liquid Friend and Uncle Plasma were hired by The Commissioner to take part in the Investigation into the disappearances of Seeth and Friendo.

On the first day of Season 16, Friendo exited the secret base at the Crabitat. After being run home, he was added to the Crabs' shadow lineup, his stats approximately doubled since his redaction.

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